Role call
 

what is it that you say you do here?

i'm the hard left voice of reason & white hat troll on my good days and a dismal cloud of depressed hairtrigger rage on my bad ones

i post a lot but i try to contribute as little as possible

Son of Netphoria

Someone a little more punk rock

Same

post punk elphy
in his new clothes
look at him go

I WANNA BE COOL

that's not very cool, brodude

everyone has a roll 2 playe

I'm just here to rap about drugs cats n butts

general silliness

I'm just here to annoy, disappoint and be generally awkward at all times.

flying the flag for under-the-radar and yet insignifcant boarding. like a ninja without a mission.

yall are letting me down rn

we always make what do people think of each other posts and i make one about what you think of yourself and i get a lot of evasive answers! i should have figured

i appreciate xteenmachines open and honest assessment of his lurking

cork soaker was also honest and accurate in his self-appraisal

young mr. elphenor was predictably delusional

I shit GIFs.

25% nonsense 25% candid blogging 25% cat/pics 15% helpfulness 15% inaccurate math

man das a nasty gif tho

Okay, honest answer.
I guess i'm the resident optimist, usually trying to cheer others up by saying silly things.

Also I like to keep up with how everyone else is doing and hearing all the good/bad stories.

I come here mainly because any time I am by myself I am lonely and conversation is better than doing pretty much anything alone. I want to connect with other humans constantly. I like hearing about people's lives and their problems, and I like sharing mine.

50% of my energy here is spent being flippant and silly, 50% on self-hatred and group therapy. Not sure what I really "bring" here other than a desire to make friends <3

I'm an old school low tier boarder, but I've put in the hours and over the years I have managed to elevate myself a bit. I'm probably one of the more dominant personalities here at this point and although I'm still annoying, I think I'm a generally nice guy to most people here and most like me (or at least tolerate me compared to the past)

I'm kind of like a new character who gets introduced in like the 3rd season, and at first fans reject me and dislike me for my obnoxious abrasiveness being dropped into the middle of a good thing, but over time I show some growth and by the series finale no one even remembers I wasn't part of the original cast.

What do you mean?

that I post a lot

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I suppose that's true.

I'm here to get positive rep

i'm the guy who's not as smart as the rest, but would like to think he is, reeling off his opinions about shit in an attempt to alleviate his loneliness, while occasionally throwing in a weird joke or offering genuine sympathy

hard to admit this not gonna lie

Character from previous seasons who reappears as needed as a plot device/just happy to have another medium on which to give Scotty shit for being a smug atheist neoliberal shill.