You got to read this shit!
 

This is from the z-board, I almost died laughing.

Dear Mr. Corgan,
I really really hope you read this. I don't know how to say this. I've written this letter about 50 different times and it's never right, so I'll just come out and say it. I'm your daughter. My name is Adelaide Skyla DeLango, but everybody just calls me Skye. I just turned eleven years old on July 16 and I'm going into 6th grade at Astoria Middle School next year.

My mom always told me my dad died in a car crash, but she told me the truth just a few days ago. Since then I went to your website, www.smashingpumpkins.com, and found out some stuff about you from the people there (also got harassed). But anyway, the main thing I found out was that you aren't in that band anymore so I'd have better luck getting in contact with you if I posted on the www.zwan.com message board. So here I am.

Okay, so my mom's name is Judith DeLango. She was a nursing major at Marquette University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. You met her when The Smashing Pumpkins performed there, and according to her, you were both at a party after the show where there was a lot of drugs. And now I'm here.

I feel really really weird telling the whole story here because it's a message board and like everybody's gonna read it, so I'll just finish here. If you get in touch, I'll tell you much more about me. I really really want to meet you and I hope you want to meet me too.

E-mail me at [email protected] or instant-message me at RockosModernSkye if you want my home address.

Please please please please PLEASE get in contact with me somehow. This message board was the only way I could find to talk to you but if you'd only e-mail me or something maybe we could talk? And maybe we could arrange a meeting or something? I hope you read this.

Sincerely,
Skye

don't lie, this was all you

Poor baby...

"Baby, your father is this man. Mullets were foxy then"

http://www.mulletlovers.com/images/billymullet.jpg

oh dear. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by Cherub Angel (edited 08-08-2002).]

Looks credible to me.

B0llay is teh father!

To teh Zboard!!!1

-Brandon [I wonder. . .]

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oh and you little bad traders list dont even work
i get trades all the time
and i must say my list looks way better then yours

-Vinny Giordano

hahaha.

If b0lly was really her dad, I think she would be able to get in contact with him other than through the Z-board. 'nuff said.

Not necessarily ******. One night stand, bollay and teh woman never see each other again. . . It could happen!!

-Brandon [I need a drink!]

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oh and you little bad traders list dont even work
i get trades all the time
and i must say my list looks way better then yours

-Vinny Giordano

it looks like a lot of work went into that post, so many full stops and stuff. I don't know many 11 year olds that can punctuate that well.

I think its real.

If b0lly had a nickel for everytime heard that...well...he'd be a rich b0lly.



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IN MEMORY OF CHAD KENNEDY

I'm retarted, but I do too.



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http://www.maritime.org/conf/conf-im...jons-fig12.gif

oh yeah, you just know billy passed along his telapathy to his offspring.

[This message has been edited by Boycott Graceland (edited 08-08-2002).]

I'm sure they could do something about it, legally...get in touch with him...prove it with DNA testing and all that...I can't believe you guys are buying into all this, heheh. Especially when people have tried to do this before!

You could always email the girl yourself and ask for more info. heh.

http://www.jonimitchell.com/SpeakEasy/Shocked.jpg
wtf!?

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http://www.emotioneric.com/realeric.jpg

I think you are high.

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"love does not always have to be quiet and graceful, it can be boisterous and loud and even rude, to shout above the din to be heard sometimes... if only to bring a little peace" -bc
http://www.suicidekiss.org

But he is rich - meaning he's heard it millions of times, and by the law of averages that means he has hundreds of illegitimate children!

Yeah, that looks wayyy to well written to be by an eleven year old. My sister is 16 and couldn't write that.


hmm... SPFC says sp played at Marquette U in Nov 1990. Thats pretty easy to throw in for authenticitys sake though.

i'd like to see that conversation.

"honey, you're eleven years old now. you're a big girl. you're old enough to know that you're the result of a drug fueled one night stand."

Well, B0llly is a pimp. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif



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Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare.

"I smell like vitamin C, rose oil, and old dirty socks."
-Flea

You mean like Jimmy and the one-legged girl?

Maybe she writes a lot.

Oh god.

I really should transcribe that interview

i seriously spat out my ice cream at that part

Mullets will always be cool!!!

who's to say she's really 11 though? some 40 year old man could have written this, you know.