Three MVP's calling it quits following 17 reasons
 

1. MVP
2. Bad food on campus
3. No hostel on campus
4. Have to walk up the hill every morning
5. Did I mention MVP?
6. The smell of the canteen food makes me want to puke
7. She Who Shall Not Be Named
8. The disciple of She Who Shall Not Be Named
9. MVP is sucking up my life
10. I feel like I am not cut out to be a lawyer because of MVP
11. All the cute girls are boring
12. All the cute guys are straight or attached
13. MVP sucks.
14. One of the few branches I am interested in, litigation, is the one that is the most painful and MVP-like.
15. My other branch of interest, Human Rights, is probably going to be taught by She Who Shall Not Be Named
16. Contract law sucks
17. There are no cute gay girls on campus [J, you are my friend and you are confused. You don’t count]