the ymca is a strange, creepy, and wonderful place.
i've never seen so many old naked men in my life. granted i'm not into old naked men so it doesn't do anything for me except give me a glimpse into what my body is going to look like one day. i got cruised by this really old man the other day. it was funny and creepy at the same time. he followed me from the steamroom to the sauna and kept touching his privates.
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has anyone ever had sex in a sauna without passing out?
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blowjob or full out fucking?
i don't see either being a problem in a sauna. i've gotten a bj in a sauna. i also got a handy in the hot tub. the steamroom however...that's the one you'd pass out in if you tried to do anything. i can only stand that room for three to five minutes max. |
ok.
you're posting for the first time in a while. could you not devote your first two threads to naked old men and wondering whether a newsman is a top or bottom? what the fuck? |
this is the best thread on page one. the rest of you bastards are dying of spiritual consumption or burnt out cases
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we'd rather you avoid being a unmistably flaming queer for two fucking seconds so you won't have to complain like a little bitch later when nimrod starts picking on you again.
eulogy is looking out for everybody. good on him. |
the ymca always seemed a huge letdown as a pool. there were never any girls there. once when i was lifeguarding some 13 year olds came and tried to flirt with another guard and i, but i wasn't perverted enough yet to ask them out
when i was a little kid it was probably the first and only place i saw nude old men. my most recent old man nether-area sighting was in a bathroom at scout camp a month or two ago. im too old for the kids bathroom so i went to the adult one. all the floors had been sprayed down or something and when i went to a stall, the floor was like a mirror and i was looking up at some naked guy preparing to use the toilet. |
i have gym membership to the ymca (the facility here is pretty up to date, has msot of the equipment you'd find at a bally's but for less than half the price). i see naked old men all the time there too. they have square butts that are shut like a trap. i only venture into the locker room to weigh myself though. i could never shower/change in a public place.
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i love you guys too.
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and concerning old naked men...i never knew so many places could sag. i hope i die before i'm 60. |
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eulogy is fighting himself
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you of all people shouldn't be telling someone what or what not to post about. |
hey thomas. you fighting fires still?
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im only posting this much because im so introverted in class
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Please. The fact that I have an issue with what you choose to post says just how awful it all is. I rarely, if ever, complain about anything that is posted here. |
...and i think i've made two threads about my sexuality. ever. other people make a big deal about them.
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too many posts in one thread, im ruining this board
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i smell a future log cabin republican. |
too many posts in one thread, del
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I love myself. a lot. probably more than I should. |
This is why I've never made a new thread. Somebody always has something negative to say.
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cue the red red meat "i enjoy both of t**** guy in vieuphoria.
i wish i had a picture of that. |
i go to the ymca three times a week or so. Sometimes they bake pies and cookies in the cafeteria area so while people are working out they can smell cherry pie or chocolate chip cookies. :(
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