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noyen 05-18-2018 02:31 AM

die in a fire or....
spend an hour in a room with a canadian who is obsessed with donald trump?

noyen 05-18-2018 02:31 AM

eat out kelly clarksons asshole after curry and hot yoga

noyen 05-18-2018 02:34 AM

nail all 10 of your own toes to a hardwood floor

noyen 05-18-2018 02:36 AM

spend an entire weekend with monte lds filming a video and ingesting tons of salt peter in hopes he neutered you and had mormon sex with you with garments on while he shouted your secret name to you and then told the bishop but still did baptisms for the dead anyway.

noyen 05-18-2018 02:37 AM

fuck your way out of a 95 story retirement home full of altsexual people who molest you to hideous death

noyen 05-18-2018 02:38 AM

mow the lawn

FoolofaTook 05-18-2018 02:50 AM

you run out of weed?

noyen 05-18-2018 02:59 AM

this is not a chat thread!

also how could i "run out" of weed? am i bored? fuck yes. fuck you.

i'd rather die in a fire man.

FoolofaTook 05-18-2018 03:01 AM

but... i can be gentle.

Shallowed 05-18-2018 03:02 AM

Both, then I can take out the Canadian with me

Shallowed 05-18-2018 03:03 AM


Originally Posted by noyen (Post 4437875)
eat out kelly clarksons asshole after curry and hot yoga

see: thursday/friday/saturday/sunday/monday/tuesday/wednesday/thursday/friday I'm in love drinking/drugs/sad sex thread

FoolofaTook 05-18-2018 03:46 AM


Originally Posted by noyen (Post 4437875)
eat out kelly clarksons asshole after curry and hot yoga

this is a bad thing?

Fonzie 05-18-2018 04:02 AM

Mowing the lawn is therapeutic.

vixnix 05-18-2018 04:40 AM

Provide free podiatry services at a nail fungus clinic

vixnix 05-18-2018 04:44 AM

run a marathon in shoes two sizes too small

vixnix 05-18-2018 04:47 AM

wake up on a couch and see Bill Cosby leaving the room

noyen 05-18-2018 05:05 AM


Originally Posted by Fonzie (Post 4437900)
Mowing the lawn is therapeutic.

I'm allergic to the grass :(

smashingjj 05-18-2018 06:44 PM

Originally posted by CherubDaydream*
i touched a girl's lips, butts and tits so sex yet. but i blieve it will come true eventually..

fuzzyroes 05-18-2018 08:36 PM


Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4437896)
this is a bad thing?

She has really let herself go

smashingjj 05-18-2018 08:44 PM

hey at least you can make fun of her now!

fuzzyroes 05-18-2018 09:54 PM

If there's not an initial health reason, I don't see why it should be off limits to be critical of someone who chooses to be obese. No one sympathizes with someone who decides to take up smoking or any other things that are detrimental to ones health.

Everyone has the option to indulge in physical fitness. Most people are just lazy though.

I've been working out again, going on runs and I'm losing weight like nobody's business . You just have to have a strong mindset and will yourself to do it. Anyone can do it!

fuzzyroes 05-18-2018 09:58 PM

I've been doing a little research and to Kelly's credit, she got her act together and has put a focus on her physical fitness and she feels much better now.

She looks great

Shallowed 05-18-2018 10:02 PM

I'm sure she would appreciate your appraisal

fuzzyroes 05-18-2018 10:39 PM

Well, I've always liked women with a little meat on their bones. But there is of course a fine line! haha

slunken 05-18-2018 11:35 PM

a fine line indeed! haha

smashingjj 05-19-2018 04:28 AM


teh b0lly!!1 05-19-2018 05:35 AM


Shallowed 05-19-2018 07:21 AM

redbreegull 05-19-2018 09:02 AM

it's really a shame you don't believe in god fuzzy, because you're going to burn in hell

fuzzyroes 05-19-2018 05:52 PM


Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4438058)
it's really a shame you don't believe in god fuzzy, because you're going to burn in hell

I do believe in god. I simply think religions are mans best way to try and describe the spiritual forces that are prevalent in existence .

I'm a good person though. My main problem is that society is getting too soft. You have these crying centers for students upset about a Republican president winning an election and these people are gonna wilt the second life shits on em. The worlds a stone-cold place. I don't see the sense in pretending it's not and catering to some utopia mindset that isn't based in reality.

In most cases, being fat is a sign of weakness. It shows a lack of impulse control or shows that someone is simply lazy. Either way, it shows a lack of self awareness or lack of self discipline in a person which at the least is a sign of ones character flaws. That's totally fine though. We're all flawed beings, but we need to be frank about reality. No need to sugar coat things.

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