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Famous Quotes

* ""I like to fuck" -All americans
* ""Fuck" -Everyone (except a mormon, who would say "frick")
* ""Fuck you 'kay, you fuckin' blowjob!" -Angry Filipino

"WARNING: Engaging in fuck may make your willy fall off" -Big Book of Scientology

* "FUCKTASTIC!!!!!!" - Spongebob
* ""What a fucking piece of motherfucking bullfuck!" -Angry Video Game Nerd
* "Fuckerin fuckertash" -Sylvester
* "You can't just unfuck a kid" -Chuck Palanuick
* "fuck those fucking fuckers!!" -George Carlin
* "fuck you fuckball!!" -kraze78212
* ""bleeb bleep mo' fucker
* "Oh not that fuckin potter kid again... fuck this!" - Voldermort
* "Here's two words for you: shut the fuck up - Robert DeNiro
* "Fuck! FUCK! Undo, undo! oh, damn it....-
* "Shut the fuck up, Donny." - Walter Sobchek
* "i wanna fuck you hard, baby!" - your mom, to the milkman
* "And I say unto thee, go out into the world and teach every living creature how to fuck. - Jesus Christ Jewbook 12:34
* "Up the shut fuck, you must." - Yoda
* "You gotta get the fuck outta here" - Me to your mom last night.
* "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?" - Your Mom, to you
* "We're going to fuck them up the ass for every dime they have when Vista is released" - Bill Gates
* "Have you seen our fucking gas bill?" - Adolf Hitler
* "Enough's e-fuckin-nough! I have fuckin' had it with all these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane!" - Samuel L. Jackson
* "You fucked who?" - Hillary Clinton (several occasions)
* "Where's that fucking wabbit?!" - Elmer Fudd
* "I'd like to fuck his ass!" - Tom Cruise
* "Jesus titty-fucking Christ......." - Mr. Garrison
* "Fuck this and fuck that / Fuck it all and fuck her / fucking brat!"- Johnny Rotten
* "Can't fuck this- M.C. Hammer
* "Fukkkkkk"-Some Drunk Guy
* "I fucking hate Shawne Merriman" - Mewtwo
* "Fuck, Fuckitty, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck" -Eric Cartman
* "Nobody fucks uncles quite like you." - Terrence & Phillip on Uncle Fuckers
* "Fuck! My kidneys!" -Charlie the Unicorn
* "Fuck! I just lost the game!" - Prime minister of England
* "We're gonna be outta the butt, and into the FUCK, if we dont come up with that $30!"- Tourettes Guy
* "Fuckitty Fuck Fuck, Fuckitty Fuck Fuck, Fuckitty Fuck Fuck Fuck." - Some guy parodying Frosty the Snowman
* "Fuck's sake, fuck off, you're cramping my style, stupid fucker!" - Ant to Dec (or Dec to Ant, who fucking cares)
* "Maybe, Maybe Not, Maybe go Fuck yourself"- Marky Mark Walberg in "The Departed
* "Yipee Ki Yay Motherfucker!!" - Bruce Willis
* "I had fuck for breakfast and it tasted like wan-tons" - The Casey
* "FUCKKKK MY LIFEE." -everyone (especialy EMOSSSS)
* "I don't give a flying FUCK MOTHER FUCKER!" - Alexi from Children of Bodom
* "Fucking... what the fucking fuck... who the fuck fucked this fucking... how did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!!!" - David Della Rocco, the mothuh fuckin' Boondock Saints
* "i'm gonna cut your nuts off and shove them down you fucking throat" tom berenger
* "them mutherfuckers" tom berenger
* "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" bad guy who dies in Roadhouse
* "Fuck it all, fuck this world, fuck everything that you stand for." - a snippet from Slipknot's song "Surfacing."
* "Fuck, fuck, fuck ,fuck. mother mother fuck. mother mother fuck fuck. mother fuck mother fuck noice noice noice."-jay
* "Fuck is like, THE best word ever. It really is. Its perfect. It has the Fuh, the UH and the KUH!"-Dane Cook
* "Go fuck a refridgerator!"-Some kid to RoboCop
* "Kane fucked me!"-RoboCop
* "Are you thirsty? How about a piping hot cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"-This fag I know
* "I want to fuck a dog in the ass, he wants to fuck a dog in the ass, i just wanna fuck a dog" Tom DeLonge_
* "Fuck." - Everybody
* "Oh Fuck." - Me
* So fucking what.... well, i've fucked the queen, and i've fucked fuck, i've even sucked an old mans cock, so what, and i've fucked a sheep, and i've fucked a goat, i rammed my cock right down its throat, so what, so what, you boreing little fuck- Anti-Nowhere Leauge, Metallica
* "Fuck you Kashi, I hate health food"
* "Well all of you can get fucked.-George Bush during his resignation speech
* "Drink, Girls, FECK!"- Father Jack

If you stare directly into a hamburger for about 17 minutes straight it will sometimes magically transform back into the piece of crap it was excreted from. This is called the Hungry-Donald principle. One exception, don't blink more than six times or it turns back into a messy pile of diarrhea and has a chance of spreading more than 3 Miles.

contemptible hooey

this was an instance where my account was hacked

:rockon:

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DANCE WITH ME ALL NIGHT CAUSE I'M GETTING PRETTY TIRED.