Lurkers corner
 

You know you’re here everyday. Never posting. Nary a peep. Just peering, snoopin, lurkin to n fro

Inspired by AveryLoren, this threads for you guessed it calling all lurkers to c’mon down, say hi if u want to, introduce yourselves even, or if we’re lucky you could even tell us your smashing pumpkins story?

Leak something unreleased, while you're at it.

Hi there, Shallowed. Nice to meet u. Your smashing pumpkins story?

i just strated typing netflix into the browser and this site came up after first 3 letters so i kinda stuck around. whats smashing pumpkins?

What if you are a real life lurker? Can you still participate here?



I'm asking for a friend.

if you post here, are you still a lurker?

Hi there emilem! Glad u asked, smashing punkens was a band that featured different songs and sort of noises and various words and lyrics etc. Some ppl claim they were ok. Also there’s this guy big willie corgan who is like a wrestling impresario and tea hustler, he’s typically very mean and sad and if u wanna catch up on the latest mean or sad news you’re in the right place!

Yes but only if you tell us a story about your friend’s real life lurkins

That’s an interesting sort of chicken/egg, god/devil, ass/mouth scenario u posit there, but after checking with my dad i would just say yes, if lurkers wanna just stay in here they will be relatively safe from the teeming sea of pain and confusion that might result if they were to venture into the deeper/wilder realms of the board

What if you just wish you'd lurked for the past 15 years instead of engaging with you animals

i lurk

y'all need help

YEAH OK JUST EXCEPT FOR THOSE 244 TIMES

Bomb The Moon, hi! There you are! Have always loved your user name/av. Tell me, is it a mr show reference?

Also, can we hear your smashing pumpkins story? Thanks!

even if it is, he'll probably pull a FlamingGlobes & deny it

shame!

I hated Adore and Machina when they came out. Now I like them. Hoping to enjoy Oceania in the mid 2030's.

Woah! Just noticed that both Bomb The Moon and emilem, yall have exactly 244 posts each! Weird!

Is there some top secret schedule of doing posts out there for lurkers that you’re both relying on? Interesting!

Hi cokefantastic! Couldn’t help but notice you’re currently viewing the lurkers corner thread! Wanna say hi?

If not that’s ok, we understand

Oh hi! You already did! Nice to meet u

Hi jakobtheliar! Caught you lurkin! Feel free to try out any fantastic lies you’ve been working on, we’d love to b fooled by u in here

Gosh sounds like a conundrum wrapped in a puzzler

Basically maybe u need to fire your therapist? Dunno that’s all i can really think of that might possibly help, sorry :(

Well, he did send me here

Said he was a frequent poster

Haven't seen him around in a bit but I gather he gave a lot of psychological advice here, too

i miss ARMS_OF_SHEEP

*sings* Lurking my liiiiiife awaaaaay. Lurking my liiiiiife awaaaaay

I remember seeing Netphoria come up on searches in the early 2000s when I was a teenager and I was like "Talking to people online? That probably requires technology other than basic internet! I cannot participate!" So yeah. I'm smart. Anyhoo I started lurking around the time of the reunion, attempted to integrate into your wonderful society and decided I'd rather be a creep. Because self esteem. I think I'm pretty fun in real life, some people agree, others cringe. The end.

Yes. Wise decision to end that sentence.

Hey that didn't stop me from participating

what is your first sentence meant to be sung to? for some reason i'm thinking snail

It's actually Chumbawamba but Snail works too and is much cooler.