Thread where we vocaroo our farts
Let er rip
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You first
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You know what I like the most?
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Cake farts.
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So I got stoned and made a huge pot of oatmeal. Ate that shit. The next day at work I take a real thruster of a dump (if you know what I mean). Here's where it gets wild. As I was wiping my back pussy (as Borat so fittingly terms the rectal orifice) I happened to get a whiff of a mysterious pungency which upon closer examination turned out to be the appetizing smell of buttered popcorn.
true story. no shit. |
let's ask qwerty sp his opinion
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Oats make me super gassy
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Qwerty sp probably has the most boring farts. Yawn
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Used to possess the magic power to make eyes water, clear large rooms with my relentless, vile flatulence, thought I was the chosen one
Turns out just lactose intolerant. No more super duper farts so evil you can taste em, unless I choose to pound the milks |
Cabbage does that to me.
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And dxm lol
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anyone here heard of Torrents?
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