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ohnoitsbonnie 05-18-2017 03:54 PM

Thread where we vocaroo our farts
 
Let er rip

Shallowed 05-18-2017 04:12 PM

You first

Shallowed 05-18-2017 04:14 PM

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Shallowed 05-18-2017 08:33 PM

You know what I like the most?

Shallowed 05-18-2017 08:33 PM

Cake farts.

FoolofaTook 05-19-2017 01:42 PM

So I got stoned and made a huge pot of oatmeal. Ate that shit. The next day at work I take a real thruster of a dump (if you know what I mean). Here's where it gets wild. As I was wiping my back pussy (as Borat so fittingly terms the rectal orifice) I happened to get a whiff of a mysterious pungency which upon closer examination turned out to be the appetizing smell of buttered popcorn.

true story. no shit.

smashingjj 05-19-2017 01:43 PM

let's ask qwerty sp his opinion

ohnoitsbonnie 05-19-2017 01:43 PM

Oats make me super gassy

ohnoitsbonnie 05-19-2017 01:47 PM

Qwerty sp probably has the most boring farts. Yawn

run2pee 05-19-2017 02:01 PM

Used to possess the magic power to make eyes water, clear large rooms with my relentless, vile flatulence, thought I was the chosen one

Turns out just lactose intolerant. No more super duper farts so evil you can taste em, unless I choose to pound the milks

FoolofaTook 05-19-2017 02:06 PM

Cabbage does that to me.

FoolofaTook 05-19-2017 02:06 PM

And dxm lol

smashingjj 05-19-2017 02:41 PM

anyone here heard of Torrents?


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