i have long fingernails only on my right hand because i like the way it sounds when i play guitar

it sure is a bitch to type texts with. each hand has a different angle to offset the fingernail length (or lack thereof)

these days i use that swiftkey slide your finger across the screen to type thing. it's ok

I keep my fingernails short because... er... um... reasons.

I hate long fingernails. And now that I make beds everyday even more so. Nothing worse than a broken nail catching on savanas.

Getting fingernails caught on the sleeves while trying to put on long sleeve clothes is also no kind of fun.

completely opposite to my meek and dwindling character, my fingernails are actually very, very, VERY strong.

i basically never break any nails, and not long ago a slightly overgrown toenail actually PUNCHED OPEN A FUCKING HOLE IN MY SHOE. i had to throw away the shoe, like.

I've had that happen with socks.
Nothing brings self esteem down like a hole on the big toe of a sock.

yeah like, you instantly become a no good bum.

bonus points for faded mustard stain on shirt.

Or ruffles chips bits all over your clothes that get everywhere when you stand up.


not that that ever happened to me, of course.

I have a hole in the front of my only sweater and the sleeves are fraying.

It is a black sweater. No wonder my neighbors are wary.

Holy smokes, I think that's the shortest hair I've ever seen you with.

What's the deal man? Giving up on the dream of music or something?

fuzzzyyyyyy post a pic

If you do it, I'll do it

But it has to be a modern pic.

EDIT: nm

yeah I'm, down! I'll take one now

so where's the pic man!? You first cause mine looks all ugly cause the sun was beeming through the window and my nose is sun-burned as shit and looks all fucked up

Pinky up!

Wait wait, there's a 3EB song for that!

my hair just grows really fast. This is about how short I actually like it. Just got a hair cut last week.

I'm due for a haircut myself. It's been two months and it's driving me nuts.

Alright fuzzy, I broke a personal rule of mine -- posting pics of myself on the interwebz -- time to nut up!

My photos will always look like shit and I am OK with it.

Bonus: my dog in a cone from two weeks ago

must spread rep

I have tried to do the long fingernail guitar thing but my nails are shitty. They tend to start to peel, flake apart, and otherwise get gross once they are even slightly long, so I have to keep em short all the time

I go for the coke-nail look, myself

Awhh man you actually did it?!

My dollar store panasonic batteries just died, and the few snaps I took looked hideous with the sun shining through the window and my nose sunburnt and shit.

Here's a stupid one someone just uploaded up to facebook from the winter though



I look like a pale fat-ass!

But not a sunburnt fatass, at least!