Shitphoria NFL / Fantasy Football thread
 

Much looking forward to completely dominating all of you for another year.

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Jay Cutler 2017 baby.

we're up to 6 who have re-signed up. offhand, do you remember last year who flaked out? don't want no deadbeats if we can help it.

If you guys want some free money
Bet: Jacksonville +3.5 tomorrow.

Pre-season football is a total rigged cash-cow.

I bet if you look at the game results and find the people who started like 3 people on bye weeks you could probably go from there? No idea who those people were though. PLUS I AIN'T NO SNITCH.

Plus free wins.

But seriously I don't remember who they were. I'm pretty sure Brendan and Byron were active. And whoever had the Dragonite avatar.

Lord. Half of every team isn't even playing in those games. I'm pretty sure the coaches would prefer to lose those games because it means they got more info on UFAs or their 6th round linebackers.

yes, the hope was to not have to do that because that takes effort.

Exactly. Which means these games are even better to look at the Las Vegas lines and the sites that document the numbers bet to indicate what the result will be.

I'm 4-0 pre-season so far. And I did a TOTO lottery ticket (where I won 2200$ and was one off from winning 50K last year on a 30$ ticket) and I'm so far 5/5.

Pre-season footballs the shit!

Hope some of you guys took advantage of the free money I offered here...

Not only did Jacksonville cover, they smashed the Patriots by 7 points.

@Eulogy Trubisky looked pretty legit. Some decent throws, especially on the run. That cat can ball.

People who flake on fantasy football leagues should be beaten publicly. If your team sucks horse cock and you don't want to put hours into it, it's pathetic but understandable. But, to not even field a squad of active players is a blatant disregard for the other players in the league. I mean fuck- takes like 5 minutes tops.

That's right flakers I'm calling you out.

In other news I had to consult my physician as I experienced an erection that lasted well over four hours after watching the first episode of Hard Knocks.

I watched one bears game last year.

I think I'm just kinda over the NFL.

College football
NHL
NASCAR
College basketball
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NFL/NBA
MLB

What I'm saying is I will not be joining this

Trubisky is kinda hot though so that's good

Wait college basketball is mostly trash but I think ND is on a good trajectory so that colors my opinion

I need to watch last chance U

So much tv

One of my buddies usually drags me into watching an episode or two of Hard Knocks before every season, then I get completely hooked and invested in a shitty team.

How can you watch college football players grow and flourish and then abandon them when they go pro?!

It will be interesting to see on this week's episode if the Bucs left Aguayo on the tarmac or waited until they got back to Tampa to tell him to GTFO.

I try to follow the careers of guys I like a lot at least a little. Most players I like best don't generally move on to big NFL careers

My invite doesn't seem to be working. Can i get a resend?

NO. You only get one.

looks like we're going to need at least one, maybe three more teams for the league if there's interest.

draft is next wednesday night at 9:15 EST.

the above is still the case. shannon and dogfighter are for sure out and no response from mo, topleybird, and brendan (no surprise there).

need at least one team to get to 8. ideally we'd have 10 at a minimum, but that doesn't look like it's going to happen.

I'll join if you guys need someone.

I'm not much of a fantasy guy, but I could probably field a competitive team.

Are you guys throwing any money in?

no money, just a 'for fun' league that's been around for 13 years or so. if interested, and can draft tomorrow at 9:15EST on yahoo site, pm me your email so i can send an invite.

Eulogy? Any interest?

We need at least one more. C'mon you assholes.

worse comes to worse i'll set up a dummy team and hope to recruit someone to manage.

pm me your email for an invite if interested.

Is Tlish in this year?

nope, didn't respond to invites.

reached out to a couple others, hopefully one of them says ok.