FAT THREAD
 

Sometimes I'm sitting at my chair at work and I feel fat because slight gut and I don't work out.

Do you like Black Jesus?

In the first episode of Season two when he gets released from the mental hospital and his dorky friend picks him up and he's riding on the handlebars grinning like a fool with the wind in his european wig... i laughed so hard i sharted.

Is that what they're teaching you at that little sissy school of yours?

Yeah, I just love the general vibe of it. It's so ridiculous. I wish there were more episodes.

Also, I was on your mom grinning like a fool last night.

This is what is known as editorial augmentation.

Ah Black Jesus! In the first season when they start that garden and he does his dance thing... holy fuck. And all the Jesus jibes about his hair his clothes etc lololol.

but besides the crazy factor it has some really cool aspects, like when he turns all the alcohol into water in vic's apartment: reversal of christ's first miracle at Cana.

McGruber knows what he's doing. Dude can write.

And the inclusion of the true bum shows the dark side of being worthless lest the show glorify homelessness.

sorry i could go on forever. boondocks (which was originally a tagalog word btw) is also my shit yo.

Just one more thing: Fish=Simon Peter. He is the strong one, the violent one, and Christ's right hand. And what was Peter originally? A FISHERMAN! Brilliant!

There is definitely a humane undercurrent to the show that I feel gets overlooked as a result of its silly premise.

Also, the entire cast looks like they're just having a great time and that kinda shines through in the finished product.

:cheers:

People can be in pretty decent shape but have their gut be a trainwreck when they sit down, for sure.

I just never sit down

I don't know if I'm in "decent" shape anymore. I'm becoming one of those skinny fat people, I think.

I bet if I stopped drinking beer entirely tomorrow, the pounds will just melt off. Money in the bank, fellatios.

I'm down to about 9 beers per week.

9 beers, my peers.

I've managed to cut the beers out altogether, only really drinking to excess on two or three nights a week. Another thing I've tried to do is stop with the lines and hard stuff, which I've been doing successfully for a few weeks because my guy isn't responding to texts.

Well, I've reached a point where I can only tolerate 3-4 beers at most per evening before my gut just can't take anymore. And I only drink on the weekends. And rarely do I ever get *anything* from it. My goal for 2017 was to cut back -- which I have. I think my goal for next year will be cutting it out completely, aside from the rare occasion I leave my apartment and socialize.

basically

=]

wish i had a running/tennis/shooting hoops/weights/barre buddy.

I drank a total of four beers last week. I've also been cutting back on junk food the past few weeks. As a result, I'm halfway towards going back a notch on my belt.

Exciting times!