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Disco King 12-11-2018 06:08 PM
Don't forget the challenge of which team can first wrestle a cow to death in order to provide the needed meat for the beef wellington.

How can you expect to be head chef at a five-star restaurant when you haven't yet even mastered bovine battery?

buzzard 12-11-2018 06:22 PM
In fairness, though, I do imagine that most chefs will be surprised during any given shift with a surprise ingredient they must work into the evening's dishes.

Something to become the hero of the dish and to really make the [insert standard ingredient] sing.

ilikeplanets 12-11-2018 10:33 PM
Top Chef is amazing for these above reasons

ilikeplanets 12-11-2018 10:33 PM
That and the one-two Padma and Tom combo

Mals Marola 12-11-2018 10:42 PM
looking forward to this thread hitting its cap so we can finally have "I STILL Know What You Did Last Chat Thread"

FoolofaTook 12-11-2018 10:49 PM
theres a cap?

Mals Marola 12-11-2018 11:08 PM
Well, surely there's some reason there's been multiple "main chat" threads

Eulogy 12-12-2018 12:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4487955)
Do you know the topic beforehand?

I think impromptu essays are bullshit. What skill is pulling something out of your ass without enough time to plan, consider, and revise your ideas supposed to hone? All essays should be take-home essays, IMO. The only assignmentss done in examination conditions should be ones that test your knowledge of a subject, not ones that test your ability to come up with a refined, interesting, and persuasive argument. Professional essayists and speech writers don't write their shit with minimal preparation an hour before they are due, so why do we test students on their ability to jump through that hoop?
This seems especially wrong for speech writers. Lots of times unexpected events require a quick response.

I think being able to write coherently without prep time is a pretty valuable skill.

yo soy el mejor 12-12-2018 08:39 AM
^ so tr00

Elphenor 12-12-2018 11:50 AM
got an A on it, giving me a final grade of an A in all my classes for this semester

Elphenor 12-12-2018 11:58 AM

ilikeplanets 12-19-2018 12:22 PM
I have to drive over a scary mountain pass and back this week. Let's all not die!!!

Shallowed 12-21-2018 01:14 AM
Someone posted this on Facebook and it made me think of someone from this forum

"Women love men who love post-punk, it's just sleazy enough to unnerve while being completely compatible with a bourgeois life-style"

Virginie Despentes - 'Vernon Subutex One'

run2pee 12-21-2018 02:09 AM
International Politics Ongoing Shitshow Edition

run2pee 12-21-2018 02:10 AM
Anyone else anxious af rn

run2pee 12-21-2018 02:10 AM
Feel like doing a jimmy stewart please god save daddy sorta moment

run2pee 12-21-2018 02:12 AM
Friekin plugged up the toilet trying to vape a bunch of weed at the same time i guess i used 2 much tp sittin and thinkin just wipen

Have i wiped

You ever notice you’re never truly done wipen: at some point, you just give up

run2pee 12-21-2018 02:13 AM
“That’s clean enough” you decide, and then you and your asshole go together about your day

vixnix 12-21-2018 07:48 AM
Moving back to New Zealand in 5 days.

5 days.

Came here to the gigantic fucking mall to get my nails done - because on my first trip to the salon they talked/guilted me into buying a $3000 worth of services upfront. So you know, I though I’d get one last gel mani-pedi spa treatment 3-in-1.

Now they tell me that I can’t use the membership package in the 10 days before Christmas.

So now I’m sitting in Starbucks charging my phone and drinking an iced gingerbread latte.

Should I buy myself new Birkenstocks to get revenge on the salon?

Cool As Ice Cream 12-21-2018 10:19 AM
shove eggs through their mailbox

smashingjj 12-21-2018 10:22 AM
is that the Belgian version of the good old-fashioned Dutch tradition of pissing through one's mailbox?

Cool As Ice Cream 12-21-2018 11:08 AM
i don't think so

Cool As Ice Cream 12-21-2018 11:08 AM
:(

FoolofaTook 12-21-2018 01:45 PM
you spend three thousand dollars in a beauty salon? what are you trying to do, homegirl, be mrs. universe or something?

i mean goddamn.

buzzard 12-21-2018 03:20 PM
Subscribe them to a bunch of magazines.

Elphenor 12-21-2018 04:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shallowed (Post 4490060)
Someone posted this on Facebook and it made me think of someone from this forum

"Women love men who love post-punk, it's just sleazy enough to unnerve while being completely compatible with a bourgeois life-style"

Virginie Despentes - 'Vernon Subutex One'
I have found that women who like post punk like men who like post punk

everyone else's response is "what's that"

Elphenor 12-21-2018 04:22 PM
what lifestyle is this compatible with

the annoyed you didn't die in your sleep one

FoolofaTook 12-21-2018 04:28 PM
i'm gonna take a wild guess and say metal

FlamingGlobes 12-21-2018 06:22 PM
My lifestyle determines my death style.

Mals Marola 12-21-2018 06:25 PM
so tell me

what did i do

last chat thread?


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