Bob Dylan wins Heisman Trophy
 

oops, I mean the Nobel Peace Prize for Literature. Stay tuned, though his production is down and he doesn't actually play college football, he's in the running for the Heisman this year because he's Bob Dylan and he hasn't won that one yet.

Is Bob Dylan an alien or a lizard person?

Why ain't Tebow playing football instead of baseball?

Because God's plan for Tim Tebow was to be on that plane when that man was dying and when passengers tried in vain to help the dying man, it was Tim Tebow's prayers that saved him:


http://d.christiantoday.com/en/full/...=377&l=50&t=40




And when this person had a seizure while Tim was signing autographs, it was Tim Tebow's touch and prayers that healed the man

My friend had a seizure at Mets game and Tebow prayed for him and stayed with him until paramedics arrived #Mets #MLB #ESPN #Tebow pic.twitter.com/eVMP8iZ7b4

— Whatever it Takes (@danielkellybook) October 11, 2016

"I am ready to die."

-- Bob Dylan, 1988

"Not on my watch."

-Tim Tebow

people only very rarely die from seiz..... .....i mean, all hail tim tebow

I loler'd at that "Not on my watch" quip there duo. nice one.


Tebow is certainly a good enough QB to be a back-up somewhere on an NFL roster; problem is the 30,000 evangelicals that show up and scream his name at the coach/team to put him in the game.

He's a fascinating character. In his first professional at-bat in baseball, he hit the first pitch he saw for a home run. It's quite remarkable really, even if he has modest success in the minor leagues. Some people kind of walk on a magic carpet in life and he seems to be one of them.

I know, right. It's likely these people would have recouped if Tebow wasn't around.


But...

that airplane incident has a bunch of witnesses that all said the same thing; that the man wasn't coming to until Tebow got there and prayed over him. That makes me go 'hmmm'...


How about that look on his face like he got the Jesus Bat Signal to spring into action and save a life....and then it happens again? I dunno, maybe fans will catch on and start faking seizures around him to get his attention and feel the Tim Jesus up close.


I say he deserves a Nobel Prize. He's certainly done as much as Obama has for peace and Dylan for literature.

Tim Tebow hits a home run in first Firefly at bat


COLUMBIA, S.C. -- Tim Tebow hit a two-run homer in the first at-bat of his minor league baseball debut for the Class A Columbia Fireflies on Thursday night.

TOC, welcome to no one gives a fuck!

omega is a tebow truther

Toc: I love this guy!

you shouldn't encourage him

i didn't read any of his posts

i'd rather chew broken glass

You don't think the wandering asteroid skyscraper thread wasn't funny? Not even a little?

i think that he's a deranged bigot

I know SJW types deal in identity politics because they can't think for themselves. As for Tebow, he's got some kind of magic touch. I doubt he makes the bigs, but his flare for the dramatic is undeniable.

:rolleyes:

Flare as in a flare gun?

the...nobel peace prize for literature?

pulitzer surprise winner!