Hey Andy, get off your damn ass and post some fantasy football scores!
 

please?

You won, most certainly.

Yes, but I can't brag before it's official. That's unprofessional.

but actually I think it's close...

hold on

spplooge has Portis left in the Testicle/Commies match. Testicle has Cooley/Jacobs/NYG

I my Legends matchup, The Nonproductives have Santana Moss tonight and I have Desmond Clark tomorrow. I can't belive my team took a collective dump with Brady's stats so bad. FUCK.

Sacto has Berrian/Minnesota in my playas matchup, so hopefully I have enough cushion.

Son of a bitch

You could've used a Westbrook TD, sppunk.

lol

Thanks Andy! Hopefully I'll be seeing you in a week

burn in hell

the weather stopped brady, as anticipated. i had pretty much figured i was done without him, but as you say your team has failed to finish me off. moss didn't do much last night, so you need 8.6 pts from clark.

well no shit sherlock

Go Go Desmond Clark!

:chili:

i gave up... never have i had such a bad run in FF, it's embarassing

well my football fantasy season is over. eliminated (barring miracles) from the playoffs in all 3 of my leagues. ouch.

I'm not surprised. Since I reached the playoffs in every league using smoke and mirrors after what turns out to be a horrible draft, this collapse was inevitable.

I actually felt bad for you at the end there.

gee, thanks

well not anymore you ungrateful bitch

WELL FUCK YOU THEN

damn andy i was hoping to see you in super bowl

This is a trajesty.

Wow. Free consolation victory to the guy hat faces me next week.

Well, I'm in the final for 3 of 4 leagues. It would have been nice to run the table, if only to have less of chance to go 0-fer next week. It would be nice to win at least one.

winning when your team performance is pretty bad is kind of rough on the nerves. i am genuinely surprised to have gotten this far. with my woeful level of preparation for the draft i was just hoping to be competitive, in all honesty.

A trajesty I say! A pox on Desmond Clark! A pox!

Man, I hate it when the league n00bs make it to the finals. Yet it seems to happen every single year. Good luck, though. Lots of people with Brady got fucked this week. Better hope there's no snow again.

Frankly, in the Legends league, I shouldn't have made it that far, and I recognize that. My points were among the lowest of the top teams (6th of 12, I think), and my QB and TE positions were inconsistent and pretty weak. I got fairly lucky throughout the last half of the season with that run.

Still, fantasy sure is a lot more fun when you're winning. Plus, I earned a free steak from it, right Amy?!

As for the playas league, anything less than a championship at this point has to be considered a disappointment.

how did it go so horribly awry or lets review my draft

Netphoria Legends League

1. (8) Brian Westbrook RB - Initially disappointed with having 8th pick, but turned out to be the best RB in the draft.
2. (17) Travis Henry RB - fucking wasted pick
3. (32) Clinton Portis RB - disappointment. shocker
4. (41) Marc Bulger QB - fucking wasted pick
5. (56) Laveranues Coles WR - not bad
6. (65) Tony Gonzalez TE - good pick
7. (80) Baltimore DEF - wasted pick
8. (89) Bernard Berrian WR - not bad. steady player for a reliable 10 pts every week
9. (104) Julius Jones RB - wasted pick
10. (113) J.P. Losman QB - wasted pick
11. (128) Greg Jennings WR - ugh. i was too impatient and dropped him after the first few weeks when he wasn't doing anything.
12. (137) Isaac Bruce WR - wasted pick
13. (152) Jacksonville DEF - not bad
14. (161) Jeff Wilkins K - who gives a shit about kickers
15. (176) Ron Dayne - wasted pick

Number of drafted players I was still using by the end of the season: 3
Record: 9-5, 3rd place



Super Secret Playas League

1. (3) Larry Johnson RB - wasted pick
2. (14) ******ce Maroney RB - holy fuck what a waste
3. (19) Steve Smith WR - only had a few awesome weeks in the beginning
4. (30) Ronnie Brown RB - looking awesome til injury early in season
5. (35) Andre Johnson WR - fucking awesome, but only played half or less than half a season
6. (46) Donovan McNabb QB - only a couple great games, the rest were mediocre
7. (51) Tony Gonzalez TE - good pick
8. (62) Darrell Jackson WR - wasted pick
9. (67) Chicago DEF - wasted pick
10. (78) Vince Young QB - wasted pick
11. (83) Brandon Jackson RB - wasted pick
12. (94) Bernard Berrian WR - not great, but solid
13. (99) Terry Glenn WR - wasted pick
14. (110) Dallas DEF - not bad
15. (115) Neil Rackers K

Number of drafted players I was still using by the end of the season: 5
Record: 7-7, 4th place

haha. i was like "oh no" with him catching a ball on the opening possession and the commentators were saying the QB likes to throw to the TE, but it never happened for him.

thanks man. you put on an amazing winning streak there. i lost the first two games and was thinking i was going to be humiliated!

good luck to my opponent (jared?), but "i will break you!" (ivan drago voice).

it should be close if brady doesn't throw 8 tds

Aww man I'm in the championship game in my other league but it looks as if my opponent is going to kill me :( Fuck Tom Brady vs. Miami.