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nofix 01-26-2010 09:27 PM

billy's cock
 
fat, short?
skinny, long?
fat, long?
skinny, short?
stump?

what do you guys think? i always kinda wonder about celebrity cocks for some reason. just maybe curious or something. i mean, what if he's packing a howitzer down there? and maybe it scares everyone he fucks?

Astur 01-26-2010 09:46 PM

"suck my dick

or cock"

duovamp 01-26-2010 10:08 PM

Well there's certainly no debate that it's pale.

SPLATTER 01-26-2010 10:47 PM

limp

You Said 01-26-2010 10:48 PM

I bet looks like a peppermint stick.

june_soma 01-27-2010 11:31 AM

Well it did seem to strike Courtney's fancy. I shudder to think what that means.

No surprise I'm posting in this thread, I know. I hang my head in shame.

ravenguy2000 01-27-2010 11:41 AM

Long and uncut and bent.

cork_soaker 01-27-2010 11:46 AM

small

Mo 01-27-2010 11:51 AM

Bald.

Cool As Ice Cream 01-27-2010 12:48 PM

is this for a school project?

june_soma 01-27-2010 01:00 PM

Ha ha! :)

Pop Tart 01-27-2010 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000 (Post 3595471)
Long and uncut and bent.

Ew! God! :cry:

june_soma 01-27-2010 10:07 PM

My my, I voted five stars on this thread, and the general Billy public was not with me? Your college ed or daily jerk off ritual suck. Maybe harder than this thread. I must not be dazzled by girls in cheerleader outfits, or must I....?

duovamp 01-27-2010 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by june_soma (Post 3595592)
My my, I voted five stars on this thread, and the general Billy public was not with me? Your college ed or daily jerk off ritual suck. Maybe harder than this thread. I must not be dazzled by girls in cheerleader outfits, or must I....?

What's your first language?

Mablak 01-27-2010 10:30 PM

long but straw-like

Mablak 01-27-2010 10:31 PM

And boney.

Josh 01-27-2010 11:17 PM


Pop Tart 01-27-2010 11:29 PM

Busy.

Pop Tart 01-28-2010 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nihilist (Post 3595605)
? Sounds fine to me. Long live the foreskin (and excessive masturbation resulting in a scimitar)!

When I read "Long and uncut and bent" I had this instant vision of some horrid, skinny elephant trunk-like appendage....maybe it was a vision of a ghost from penises past.

Meanwhile, I remember years and years ago I read this thing online that some groupie wrote, and she was trying to get Billy into bed and he wouldn't, and the way it was written made it sound like he was trying to politely get rid of her and he said, "I'm afraid I might disappoint you," so to add to my "Busy" comment, I also think it'd be "Nondescript".

:noway:

Floppy Nono 01-28-2010 04:49 AM

mediocre like the rest of the things in his life

sniffingchimp 01-28-2010 11:23 AM

I talk about cock all the time, not just in here. Homophobe. Who doesnt like cocks?

sniffingchimp 01-28-2010 11:23 AM

Cocks.

sniffingchimp 01-28-2010 11:24 AM

Big, huge cocks.

Cool As Ice Cream 01-28-2010 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flspnut (Post 3595705)
Only in here would a bunch of dudes wonder and talk about any other man's "member" If that isn't gay......... (yes I know there is a chick or 2 in here)

it's not gay if it's for a school project.

cardiac 01-28-2010 11:54 AM

You'd imagine someone who wrote something as ballsy as Jellybelly and Silverfuck would be reasonably well hung. Just a hunch.

I think I'm gonna go with long-ish, uncut and thin as a pencil.

waltermcphilp 01-28-2010 11:56 AM

He's got a huge cock of a voice.


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