Polygamy thread: share your polygamy stories
 

Who wants to go first?

It was a dark and stormy night......

boy can't wait for this to turn into another woman-hating tantrum that just gets google indexed next to the words "kimani shorter typology"

It was a dark and stormy night.........when I engaged in polygamy. Several times.

Nights are often dark, yes.

ban and lock

Once upon a time......I engaged in polygamy.

Once upon a time on a dark and stormy night....I engaged in polygamy

It was a bright and clear skied day.......when I engaged in polygamy. Several times.

Didn't know you were married

What is it with Mormons and The Smashing Pumpkins, anyway?

I think it’s the shared affinity for disjointed and fragmented spiritual beliefs and traditions, mixed with a firm commitment to males replacing their primary sex partners with a younger version, every 7 or 8 years.

Is that a reference to the Footrot Flats movie?

i think it's just a reference to the eternal wisdom of buzzard

btw, really lovin' these stories. keep 'em comin' CW!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...Chart_of_wives

55 wives.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...iam_Carter.jpg

polyamory? yes. polygamy? no. Seeking Sister Wives starts this weekend! exciiiiiited

tomorrow in fact. will be watching.

Can we trust Kimani Shortpants to use words correctly? He hasn't learned all the ones for his grade level yet. He still thinks the word is "responsibleness" instead of "responsibility."

Uncle Ben would be disappointed.

"Polygamy" clearly doesn't mean what he thinks it means.

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Neither does "website traffic".

Or "valid psychological theory".

Or "decent idea for a thread".

Uncle Ban however is looking forward to his responsiblennesslessness.

bah! :D

55 wives sounds horrible.

55 husbands tho...

Muhammad's wives Married
Khadija bint Khuwaylid 595–619
Sawda bint Zamʿa 619–632
Aisha bint Abi Bakr 619–632
Hafsa bint Umar 624–632
Zaynab bint Khuzayma 625–627
Hind bint Abi Umayya 625–632
Zaynab bint Jahsh 627–632
Juwayriyya bint al-Harith 628–632
Ramla bint Abi Sufyan 628–632
Rayhana bint Zayd 629–631
Safiyya bint Huyayy 629–632
Maymunah bint al-Harith 630–632
Maria al-Qibtiyya 630–632

The majority of traditional hadith sources state that Aisha was married to Muhammad at the age of six or seven, but she stayed in her parents' home until the age of nine, or ten according to Ibn Hisham, when the marriage was consummated with Muhammad, then 53, in Medina.

"The Prophet of God"