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redbreegull 01-22-2018 05:39 AM

Official thread for harassing rap messages
 
Having exhausted all other options, and because we live in an age in which duels are not acceptable, I am throwing down. It's time to settle this once and for all. with hip hop. Fuzzy, I challenge you to a rap battle. Netphoria at large will be the judge and the loser has to leave the board... forever.



Please use headphones and it turn the fuck up

yooo
yoooooo
YO

my name is redbreegull and I'm back on the scene
but you may know me by the acronym for red blue and green
I got a cute little doggy and a kindness regime
and I was lurkin' on this board back in 2003
now fuzzy I know you started late in the game
but I would clue you in if you would turn on your brain
with your bootlicking ways and your racist behavior
you're like a right wing christian sans lord and savior
between you and I you will never come first
not when you're making vague come ons to yo soy the worst
so I'm dropping sick beats and they're directed your way
cause I'm MCIS and fool you're TGBK

now you whine and you moan don't wanna fight anymore
but you start it again why don't I show you the door?
you were gambling and broke and passed out drunk on the floor
back when I dropped my first post in 2004
now I'm spitting hot raps cause they're burning my mouth
you're just a dude who belongs in the slaveholding south
but if I crossed a line or if I made you feel bad
then just give me a minute I'm busy fuckin your dad
so I'm hoping the time that I took (LOL)
will convince to recheck your head is screwed on well
before you're like tom petty freefallin' in hell
to never let a man touch you with styling gel

so consider this to be my lesson in kindness
it doesn't mean niceties or racial blindness
it's inclusive only to those who don't hate
no one's humanity is up for your debate
that's the paradox of tolerance but so it goes
but you'll get by by buying vintage spaghettios
you still think prejudice and bigotry are good for a laugh
I know I'm six years old but son you FIVE AND A HALF
you wanna know the real difference 'tween you and me?
it ain't a high school diploma or a college degree
it ain't the cards you're missing from within your deck
it's your basic fundamental lack of respect
your disdain for knowledge and real education
perpetually stick you in your station
boy you're just a forklift drivin' ne'er-do-well
your soul is empty as the 49th parallel
not even a scholar of canine biology
your intellect is shorter than kimani's typology
so let me be brief you are fucked in the head
but I'm awaiting your reply cause you know I'm not dead

Shallowed 01-22-2018 05:45 AM

lol

MarquisInSpades 01-22-2018 05:52 AM



I'm not a rapper
SO STOP RAPPIN AT ME

pavementtune 01-22-2018 06:31 AM

the final round, this should be good.

are we betting on the knock-out diss track? money in the bank, fellas.

https://i.imgur.com/KrCRxeG.gif

LaBelle 01-22-2018 06:52 AM

https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/t...qy24o1_500.gif

LaBelle 01-22-2018 06:52 AM

Can't wait

teh b0lly!!1 01-22-2018 09:53 AM

all ya'll throwin' round injustice
you hammer in insults and engage in malpractice
straight up
i'm not flappin' my gums but i'm cryin' out, it's drastic
all ya'll need learn love each other, ain't no reason to keep bringing it down on each other
we all have treasures and we all have mothers
you follow?
all this conflict - HOLLOW
i ain't crucifyin' no mothafuckas but i'm sayin
if you wanna keep on playin
you just go ahead and find another place to do so
cause this mothafucka here? i'm from ABRUZZO
and if ya'll mothafuckas wanna get a piece of this shiiiiiet
all ya gotta do is keep arguing up in this bitch

LaBelle 01-22-2018 10:27 AM

Is beatboxing cultural appropriation?

MarquisInSpades 01-22-2018 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4411379)
all ya'll throwin' round injustice
you hammer in insults and engage in malpractice
straight up
i'm not flappin' my gums but i'm cryin' out, it's drastic
all ya'll need learn love each other, ain't no reason to keep bringing it down on each other
we all have treasures and we all have mothers
you follow?
all this conflict - HOLLOW
i ain't crucifyin' no mothafuckas but i'm sayin
if you wanna keep on playin
you just go ahead and find another place to do so
cause this mothafucka here? i'm from ABRUZZO
and if ya'll mothafuckas wanna get a piece of this shiiiiiet
all ya gotta do is keep arguing up in this bitch

First of all, I'm not your friend.
So stop looking at me.

And second, I'm not a rapper.
SO STOP RAPPIN AT ME

teh b0lly!!1 01-22-2018 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle (Post 4411383)
Is beatboxing cultural appropriation?

i dunno, but check out this guy who took his bar mitzvah one step too many :rockon:


Disco King 01-22-2018 11:28 AM

Sick are my flows and fuzzy are my roes
Whizzing on you all like you're Nintendos.

redbreegull 01-22-2018 12:23 PM

it's out motherfuckers. lmk if lyrics are necessary

headphones on, volume up

MarquisInSpades 01-22-2018 12:43 PM

"kindness regime"

lololololololololololololololol

Elphenor 01-22-2018 12:44 PM

You sound exactly like I imagined

top shelf

MarquisInSpades 01-22-2018 12:45 PM

Dude even covered Girl From North Country a while back, IIRC

slunken 01-22-2018 12:47 PM

Lmao

MarquisInSpades 01-22-2018 12:49 PM

I'm your only subscriber. Hah! Suck it.

LaBelle 01-22-2018 01:10 PM

Holy crap it was a lot better than I expected. Nicely done!

MarquisInSpades 01-22-2018 01:22 PM

The Notorious R.B.G

Disco King 01-22-2018 01:54 PM

"Your intellect is shorter than Kimani's typology."

Roasting two turkeys in one oven.

ilikeplanets 01-22-2018 02:36 PM

heh, me likey

smashingjj 01-22-2018 02:38 PM

fucking awesome!

reprise85 01-22-2018 03:13 PM

fucking righteous. nice sp ref at the end

redbreegull 01-22-2018 04:38 PM

guys I gotta warn you this sick beat will be down for awhile later, I noticed a few minor production errors I need to fix and then re-up

smashingjj 01-22-2018 05:17 PM

you've already rendered the SP reunion obsolete

redbreegull 01-22-2018 08:33 PM

Final version is up.

Lil' Breegy featuring Tango the dog on backup vocals, an array of sounds I recorded at my house, and a few samples I stole from youtube. Disclaimer: Free Fallin, Everlasting Gaze, and Sweet Child O' Mine belong respectively to a dead guy and two washed up has-beens.

run2pee 01-22-2018 10:09 PM

Fucken amazing, cant wait for the rebuttal

ilikeplanets 01-22-2018 11:40 PM

seriously

LaBelle 01-23-2018 05:34 AM

RBG itt


pavementtune 01-23-2018 11:05 PM

I know I'm six years old... and impatient.


good evening, and welcome to the live battle.

entering the ring from the right - fuzzy.

for the lazy ones in the audience who didn't pick up the flyer at the door:

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4411362)
Having exhausted all other options, and because we live in an age in which duels are not acceptable, I am throwing down. It's time to settle this once and for all. with hip hop. Fuzzy, I challenge you to a rap battle. Netphoria at large will be the judge and the loser has to leave the board... forever.



Please use headphones and it turn the fuck up

yooo
yoooooo
YO

my name is redbreegull and I'm back on the scene
but you may know me by the acronym for red blue and green
I got a cute little doggy and a kindness regime
and I was lurkin' on this board back in 2003
now fuzzy I know you started late in the game
but I would clue you in if you would turn on your brain
with your bootlicking ways and your racist behavior
you're like a right wing christian sans lord and savior
between you and I you will never come first
not when you're making vague come ons to yo soy the worst
so I'm dropping sick beats and they're directed your way
cause I'm MCIS and fool you're TGBK

now you whine and you moan don't wanna fight anymore
but you start it again why don't I show you the door?
you were gambling and broke and passed out drunk on the floor
back when I dropped my first post in 2004
now I'm spitting hot raps cause they're burning my mouth
you're just a dude who belongs in the slaveholding south
but if I crossed a line or if I made you feel bad
then just give me a minute I'm busy fuckin your dad
so I'm hoping the time that I took (LOL)
will convince to recheck your head is screwed on well
before you're like tom petty freefallin' in hell
to never let a man touch you with styling gel

so consider this to be my lesson in kindness
it doesn't mean niceties or racial blindness
it's inclusive only to those who don't hate
no one's humanity is up for your debate
that's the paradox of tolerance but so it goes
but you'll get by by buying vintage spaghettios
you still think prejudice and bigotry are good for a laugh
I know I'm six years old but son you FIVE AND A HALF
you wanna know the real difference 'tween you and me?
it ain't a high school diploma or a college degree
it ain't the cards you're missing from within your deck
it's your basic fundamental lack of respect
your disdain for knowledge and real education
perpetually stick you in your station
boy you're just a forklift drivin' ne'er-do-well
your soul is empty as the 49th parallel
not even a scholar of canine biology
your intellect is shorter than kimani's typology
so let me be brief you are fucked in the head
but I'm awaiting your reply cause you know I'm not dead


and now please a round of applause for fuzzy joining us tonight


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