Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son (Post 9072)

i just want a woman who can cook, is this too much to ask?

at this point i'm even finding mrs. butterworth sexy

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son (Post 9415)

this may sound weird but am i the only one who drools over her on "$40 a Day" but isn't that excited by her on "30 Minute Meals"?

Is ist the lighting or what?

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son (Post 8970)

Most of the people I like are moving or have moved away during the past year, and nobody worthy is moving here (FEEL FREE TO MOVE HERE YOU CAN CRASH ON MY COUCH). I pretty much hate most of the people here.

Anyway, I may get an amazing job in March (less money but... amazing) that would keep me here. I may also get an opportunity in Austin, TX (which would be a huge opportunity even if I hate Texas). Otherwise my future is up in the air.

There are only a few places in the US I'd want to live. Advise me if you know anything about these places (these days).

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son (Post 9314)

i know you rarely venture to that other place (and for good fucking reason) but when you do it's always gold, and appreciated


what i'm trying to say is this is some sort of heterosexual appreciation garbage

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son (Post 9248)

I like that they throw a lot of recipes into one show and they're quick.

Plus it has Allie Lewis who is easy on the ojos.

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son (Post 8401)

I have now cooked everything I know how to make and need to try something new

It doesn't matter how complex, I'm a good cook

Here's an old family irish recipe:

bla bla bla

I recommend using a hand masher instead of an electric beater because the electric will change the consistancy of the cabbage and onions.

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son (Post 9196)

brian i am so jealous

i used to have the biggest cruch on liz phair

but of course when her music got worse it got less so

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son (Post 8990)

ugh

she needs to divorce him and marry me.

i don't even want her to cook for me. i want to cook TOGETHER.

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son (Post 7001)

Oh yeah, I was Mr. Chink for a while, too.

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son (Post 7038)

I keep those microwavable soups in my trunk and desk so I have them whenever I actually choose to eat at work.

Lately I haven't eaten at work at all. They cost like $1.25 each at Target, so the price is right.

Originally Posted by sickbadthing (Post 3385719)

dude what the fuck

Originally Posted by vanilla (Post 3385732)

ban him.

Originally Posted by duovamp (Post 3385733)

Nice av pickup, 'Slash. Too bad you cut out possibly the best part about it. :\

Originally Posted by AndySlash (Post 3385741)

Originally Posted by duovamp (Post 3385745)

What's wrong with my retrovatar?

Originally Posted by AndySlash (Post 3385744)

I am no thief, HtH! It was my idea in the first place! (Albeit ChristHisself added some embellishments)

But, I am a sharing and caring individual. :smoke:

Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years (Post 3385751)

i can't imagine what forum that is from.

Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years (Post 3385758)

polish-fucked-in-the-head-guy.

Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet (Post 3385778)

Nimrod could just edit;del;lock;ignore;mute;ban;ip ban etc this thread and HtH