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hey i found that MONTHS ago. maybe even YEARS.
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So, I replied to some Randi's comment on a mutual friend's Instagram post. She replied something funny back, and added me. She looks cute.
I've never "slid into one's DMs" before. I feel like if I tried that, her reaction might be "gah, all I did was add a random guy on Instagram because I liked his funny comment, and now he's actually trying to talk to me; what a creep." On top of that, I haven't got any photos of myself on my Instagram. So even if I did chat with her and find out she's interesting and ask for a coffee, she wouldn't have any incentive to take a chance on a mystery man who could be a gremlin, probably. Especially when she's got options that she can be reasonably sure aren't missing half their jaw due to an accident or something. Oh god, it's pathetic that I'm even debating this. |
I do know a guy who's handsome enough that he's had women slide into his IG DMs and went on dates with them. He's also a loaded drug dealer with a fancy car.
The one he was telling me about, the girl told him that she dabs, so they did some dabs. Turns out she was probably lying about how often she did it and her tolerance, because she was just out like a light. The guy didn't know where she lives and she wasn't responsive enough to tell him, so he abandoned her at a train station. Also, did I mention this guy has the intellect of Fuzzy, and is dull and shitty overall? |
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That is right up there on the fucked scale, for sure. The train station thing, I mean.
If you have any photographs of yourself, we could panel the options and have you in the window quick smart. |
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got any photos with a dog or with each arm casually extended around one of "the boys" |
Holding a barre chord while looking off into the distance?
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If I ever come to the point where I am resigned to doing online dating, though, I already know what kinds of photos would be necessary to allow for the possibility that somebody may take a second glance at me. Photo 1: Photo of just me, perhaps a headshot, with no other people, so that there would be no ambiguity as to which person is me. Photo 2: Me hanging out with friends, as evidence that I have a social life and am therefore less likely to be a creepy loner. Bonus points if the friends are women (pre-selection). Photo 3: Me engaging in an activity or hobby that shows that I'm fun and perhaps a little social status. For example, playing onstage in a band or surfing or whatever (note that I currently participate in so such status-lending activities). Photo 4: Me with a pet (note that I currently own no pets) Photo 5: A silly picture to demonstrate my sense of humour and to show that I do not take myself too seriously. I don't even know how I'd go about getting most of these photos taken, however. |
all of those are instant turn offs except photo 1, but you probably don't want to meet anyone like me, ever
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I think it's best not to overformulate these kind of things.
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"Just 🐝 yourself"
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How about the picture that yesterday's news took of you and post-ghost uploaded to her Instagram?
Lemons into lemonade. |
I'm going to be Trots in three years time, aren't I
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Did I mention that she's an alt model in Vancouver now who's been in the magazines? |
The under-exposure was all artsy-like and purposeful and shit, though, making me look like a silhouette before a wall of roses. So, it's not like I can even take satisfaction in knowing she's not a very skilled photographer or whatever. She's quite all right at it.
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Honestly, I've no idea how people manage to accumulate pictures of themselves looking at all comfortable.
You may need to task some photographer with the active role in a spot of exposure (lololol) therapy. |
Photo 5: Close Up Cock Shot
Trust me, this one really works. |
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Bees are in trouble I hear. My dad blames America and says they have poisoned all New Zealand bees with their horrible bee diseases because it is a terrible evil country full of greedy capitalists
Greedy capitalists and diseased bees A sad state of affairs indeed |
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I organized a pub crawl tonight.
It's actually happening right now, and actually going well. I actually was the one to organize the social event this time, instead of just passively going to one. I invited a million people knowing only a few would end up coming, and I'm happy with the crowd. Having a good time. |
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