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Cool As Ice Cream 09-05-2017 10:03 AM

this is the beginning of the end

yo soy el mejor 09-05-2017 10:26 AM

:bananamac

FoolofaTook 09-05-2017 10:51 AM

Teh Bolli I am cuming 2 U!!!!

(Just got offered a teaching job in china. quick someone find me a work visa)

FoolofaTook 09-05-2017 10:54 AM

Carnies are rough btw. very.

cork_soaker 09-05-2017 11:39 AM

mmm

cork_soaker 09-05-2017 11:53 AM

love a good callous / callus

FoolofaTook 09-05-2017 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cork_soaker (Post 4381757)
love a good callous / callus

Yeah. There was this Hungarian cowboy dude (mhmm). Rugged and lean and tanned. He'd pose for milfs and shit while running his toddler ride. i think he thought i was crushing on him cos i get shy and flustered when i meet ppl plus everyone thinks I'm gay.

he was pretty dreamy tbh (no homo)

cork_soaker 09-05-2017 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bread Regal (Post 4381582)
i just want to remind everyone that the user in question regularly uses all kinds of websites, including slack, that are specifically blacklisted by the great firewall. my dude is already flouting the law during his time as a tourist in mainland china. he is obviously using an encrypted VPN to circumvent the firewall and none of these messages are being intercepted by the chinese government in any useful way.

this is

so strange

FoolofaTook 09-05-2017 06:22 PM

Maybe he's being ironic.

FoolofaTook 09-05-2017 06:22 PM

I hear that's a thing.

FoolofaTook 09-05-2017 06:23 PM

Can we please focus on the Hungarian Cowboy?

Thank you.

yo soy el mejor 09-05-2017 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4381829)
Maybe he's being ironic.

1- it's worked for saying worse things on netphoria

2 - is that the post that got everyone gaga and hating bonsoir? oh my god hahaha

3 - elph pirates music!

FoolofaTook 09-05-2017 06:40 PM

I just got banned from the local library. For downloading illegal mp3s. I went and told on myself. Yeah. I thought they were blocking me in person the librarians monitoring me and shit. so i went and apologized. they laughed. next time i came they exiled me.

i think i might be going a little nuts lol.

FoolofaTook 09-05-2017 06:40 PM

True story

reprise85 09-05-2017 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4381838)
I just got banned from the local library. For downloading illegal mp3s. I went and told on myself. Yeah. I thought they were blocking me in person the librarians monitoring me and shit. so i went and apologized. they laughed. next time i came they exiled me.

i think i might be going a little nuts lol.

uh yeah i think so too, why would you do this

FoolofaTook 09-05-2017 07:28 PM

:(

teh b0lly!!1 09-05-2017 09:22 PM

that it's all v in the end

or is it the beginning...?

FoolofaTook 09-05-2017 09:28 PM

totally cyclical

FoolofaTook 09-09-2017 10:32 AM

Woke up to find I only have half a tablespoon of coffee. This is the worst cup of coffee of like all time..

FoolofaTook 09-09-2017 10:32 AM

Time to go to the supermarket.

buzzard 09-09-2017 12:03 PM

Watch out for the toilet paper equivalent.

FoolofaTook 09-09-2017 12:10 PM

I buy the cheapest stuff, safeways signature kitchen columbian blend.

gourmet compared to the instant stuff I was trading my food for in prison.

FlamingGlobes 09-09-2017 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4382617)
I buy the cheapest stuff, safeways signature kitchen columbian blend.

gourmet compared to the instant stuff I was trading my food for in prison.

Does your finger poke through sometimes when you're wiping your ass?

Also, do you enjoy it just a little when it does happen?

Shallowed 09-09-2017 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 4382615)
Watch out for the toilet paper equivalent.

I know it's cliche to say, but I can't even function without a cup of toilet paper in the morning

FlamingGlobes 09-09-2017 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shallowed (Post 4382662)
I know it's cliche to say, but I can't even function without a cup of toilet paper in the morning

I feel absolutely wiped without it.

FoolofaTook 09-09-2017 07:00 PM

I'm completely lost.

What else is new?

Cool As Ice Cream 09-10-2017 09:08 AM

YOU'RE MOM

Elphenor 09-10-2017 09:17 AM

First day as ASSISTANT MANAGER OF DOLLAR GENERAL

yo soy el mejor 09-10-2017 09:19 AM

they promoted you cause you're white, man. congrats!


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