Korn released a new album and it's really fucking good
 

It captures that dark nihilistic vibe that made early Korn so good

I didn't like it.

they haven't missed a beat take that to mean what you want

From someone who loved Korn between the ages of 14 and 19, this is just no good. Pure dogshit. I can sometimes revisit those old albums (mostly the first four, it gets soggy after that) but this is just embarrassing for all parties involved.

Also, Jonathan Davis is a truther who believes Obama is a lizard man. And he wears Monster Energy Drink gear. And is over 40. And rich. And has children. And still writes songs about how hard his life is and how tortured he is. Fuck that guy so hard.

Truth be told, they could never quite outdo this performance. It was all downhill from there.

The type of rock music Republicans like for sure

Probably. But that goes with most aggressive hard-rock/metal. It's kind of funny though that the guy who wrote songs lashing out at bullies who attacked him for his "gay" demeanor turned out to be a fucking conservative, and a brain-dead one at that.

Case in point: Rage Against the Machine is Paul Ryan's favorite band.

I mean, come on.

I've been racking my brain, trying to come up with an old Korn song I could post that is worth defending but I am coming up empty. Really, the only attachment I have to this stuff is nostalgia and memories from more than half my life ago.

Issues had some nice...textures...I guess. The only time Fieldy didn't sound like the Seinfeld theme falling down the stairs.

Original drummer is bitter as fuck and throws shade their way at every opportunity. He went from being a Calvin Klein model to a bloated washed-up loser. It's great.

God I feel like fuzzy right now

Then:

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content...1_modeling.gif

Now:

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/...1910?s=594x594

To be fair, he rocks the "fit yet fat" look rather well.

Definitely got a Rocky Dennis thing going on with the head though.

He really is world's biggest twat

However RATM is just Nu Metal with leftist lyrics

is it a requirement for any k0ЯЯЯn member, past or presen, to wear ADIDAS™ at all times?

also: holy shit, that guy looks fucking terrible

jejeje

he's wearin Nike

those could possibly be Adidas shorts I am not an expert

and yeah all nu metal bands are contractually obligated

Remember how awesome it was when Matt Walker would drum a full show in slacks and a button down? Pure class, even with a nose ring.

Funny you say that! I just started binge-reading Heads (lead guitarist from KoRn) new book over the last couple of days. I haven't listened to KoRn in awhile unless I'm with a good buddy who LOVES them but Heads book is spectacular.

It's all about the period from when he quit KoRn to when he rejoined. It's an honest truthful tale about how he thought he was gonna do some epic solo project and all this shit and how he fell flat on his face and it's a great read.

FUZZY RECOMMENDED

DAMNNN I liked Korn as a teen, and I didn't even recognize him.

You can tell he's done mad roids. Roids make your face and head swell up.

It's too bad cause Head rejoined to rave reviews and now Davids the only guy left in the dust. But Korn has Ray Luzzia (not sure how to spell it) in the band now and he's one of JC's buddies so fuck David!

This isn't good music. No Bonnie stars