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FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 01:14 PM

A thread for insufferable wanking
 
Take it away, Took.

FoolofaTook 05-06-2020 01:23 PM

aw flobes

FoolofaTook 05-06-2020 01:31 PM

Priyanka Chopra has revealed Nick Jonas prefers her wearing "natural" looks. The 37-year-old Bollywood star admitted her Jonas Brothers singer husband appreciates every glamorous look the actress goes for, but enjoys her natural beauty more. During Beautycon LA, Priyanka told PEOPLE: "He likes a bit of both. There are days when he likes a really natural thing. "He's an appreciator. He's someone who can appreciate both things." The 'Baywatch' beauty arrived at the Los Angeles event wearing a sheer black top, white blazer, and a matching pair of pants. To add some colour to her outfit, Priyanka opted for a bold pink eye shadow and lip colour. Over a month ago, Priyanka and her husband joined his brother Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner for their French wedding and last week the 'Isn't It Romantic' star showed off her outfit from the big day. Paying tribute to her Indian roots in a stunning pale pink saree from Calcutta designer Sabyasachi, the actress showed off her unique style as she paired the dress with a selection of unique rose gold and pale pink accessories, including a pair of teardrop shaped earrings and rose-tinted shades. The actress posted: "#SareeNotSorry Wearing the perfect drape for the perfect wedding... it's my go-to for every special occasion! "Thank you @sabyasachiofficial for flying down the six yards of love and big hug to @stylebyami for making it happen #AlwaysADesiGirl" Earlier in the week, Sophie and Priyanka were seen partying among the crowd at the American Airlines Arena in Miami on the opening night of the their husbands' 'Happiness Begins' world tour.

Tagged in : Priyanka Chopra, Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, Sophie Turner, Kevin Jonas, Sabyasachi, Game of thrones, isnt it romantic, baywatch, jonas brothers, american airlines, beautycon, celebrity news

FoolofaTook 05-06-2020 01:31 PM

Earlier in the week, Sophie and Priyanka were seen partying among the crowd at the American Airlines Arena in Miami on the opening night of the their husbands' 'Happiness Begins' world tour.

ovary 05-06-2020 02:03 PM

my eggs are flittering

Joey Goldberg 05-06-2020 06:16 PM

Literally any thread at any time

But while we’re here imma just let this one out:

I’LL TAKE A GATMOG DUMP ON YOUR DAD’S CHEST

FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 06:22 PM

^necropheliac

FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 06:22 PM


Joey Goldberg 05-06-2020 07:45 PM

my condolences

FoolofaTook 05-06-2020 08:30 PM

I took a dump
on your dad's chest
then ate a lump
and licked off the rest!




:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 08:50 PM

Your jokes are bad
God, you're sad
My dear Took
Please close the book
So I can fuck your dad

FoolofaTook 05-06-2020 09:09 PM

Though you are mean
Your dad's a dream
So I'll anoint
Your bleeding hole, your's dad long pole
With cream!

FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 09:54 PM

I'd like to form an exploratory committee
Because your posts are so shitty
We read them all day
Yet you have nothing to say
Please, post something witty

Joey Goldberg 05-06-2020 10:06 PM

didn't you "tweedledees" get enough of this self-gratification in the chat thread???

FoolofaTook 05-06-2020 10:10 PM

Though you lie like a rug
I'd still give you a a hug
If I didn't know
That I'd blow
My load in the tub.

FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 10:10 PM

Mals or Joey, who's to say?
When it comes to your father
Took is gay
The smell in his diaper
For Took, it's like a pied piper

FoolofaTook 05-06-2020 10:10 PM

that's directed at the "insufferable wanker" i.e., glaming flobes

FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 10:12 PM

Took misses fuzzyroes
They were like bros
Sharing armpits
And loads of spit
Who knows now where their love goes?

FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 10:14 PM

Fuzzy had a professional pic
Of Took's oily dick
From behind the shower
Their love did flower
Though it makes the rest of us sick

FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 10:15 PM

Fuzzy got banned
So Took gave him his hand
And together they wept
And at night they slept
But in the cold daylight of Twitter
Mals Marola felt bitter

FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 10:18 PM

For fuzzy, it was a game
But Took, he felt no shame
The selfies they shared
Into each other's eyes they stared
But Ram had to ban
The one love of Took's
That crazy drunken racist man

FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 10:20 PM

Took went to the beach
A lesson he did teach
For when your back is so white
It creates a bright, shining light
So for a shirt Took, please reach

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Joey Goldberg 05-06-2020 10:30 PM

pistol grip PUMP on my lap at all times


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