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Skradgee 04-30-2014 10:39 PM

Have you ever been naked in public?
 
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Order 66 04-30-2014 10:42 PM

i can be ;-)

Skradgee 04-30-2014 10:43 PM

I'm working at a naked bike ride tonight for a bunch of college kids who do it to celebrate the end of the semester.

Nude beach?

Other?

redbreegull 04-30-2014 10:50 PM

I was once naked in a traditional Jewish bath house with a bunch of ancient tiny-dicked jews. the ceiling was being repaired and there was a guy up on a ladder with a blow torch and sparks were flying all over the place. it was kind of david lynch-esque

The Omega Concern 04-30-2014 10:56 PM

skinny dipping zurich sea

redbreegull 04-30-2014 11:16 PM

oh yeah I've also skinny dipped but with people that were already my friends, don't know if that counts as public

null123 04-30-2014 11:29 PM

no

redbreegull 04-30-2014 11:56 PM

charmbag is probably a never nude

Trotskilicious 05-01-2014 12:23 AM

freminists are frigid puritains amirite bro

null123 05-01-2014 01:03 AM

sorry i get enough attention wearing jeans and a t-shirt

noyen 05-01-2014 01:32 AM

we don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time. oh no. we can dance and party all night. in our t-shirts and jeans. get that Levi loving friction thing going and you can jizz yr pants. boom tsk.

killtrocity 05-01-2014 01:41 AM

one time in high school, my friend and I walked to our other friend's house in our underwear to hang out with his sister at like 4:30 AM, but she wouldn't come outside. I can't remember why we were in our underwear

redbreegull 05-01-2014 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 4055835)
freminists are frigid puritains amirite bro

that one is

vixnix 05-01-2014 05:01 AM

I was naked both times I have birth. It wasn't public but there were a few people there.

Starla 05-01-2014 05:06 AM

Nope, too shy. The only thing I did once was flash a trucker going down the highway on the way to a concert with my friends when I was 17.

Bread Regal 05-01-2014 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charmbag (Post 4055840)
sorry i get enough attention wearing jeans and a t-shirt

hot

Elphenor 05-06-2014 03:06 PM

I have been drunk and naked in public, but at night at a taco place with my friends and just the owners who kicked me out.

I never found my pants. Which would be fine, but my phone was in them.

Sonic Johnny 05-06-2014 08:13 PM

I was at this house party that spilled over into a late-night beach party and someone suggested that people should get naked and swim out to this pontoon maybe 20-30 metres from shore. I was in the middle of chatting up this girl and she was all "so how about it?" so of course I got involved.

Which would have been fine had I not eaten a weed brownie 20 minutes earlier. Turns out the combination of physical exercise and cold water will get the blood flowing so before I knew it I was freezing my arse off crammed on this tiny pontoon with 15 other naked people so blazed that I could hardly string a sentence together wondering how the fuck I was going to swim back to shore without dying.

The exploding boy 05-06-2014 08:58 PM

A lot. In my dreams.

In the real world, no.

But in my dreams im almost always somewhere in public and either my pants wont hold or im just wearing a towel or something. I probably should have a shrink look into that.


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