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redbreegull 04-13-2018 12:42 PM

Post ITT and I will assign you picture frame moulding to match your personality
 
you know what to do netphoria

smashingjj 04-13-2018 12:43 PM

no?

reprise85 04-13-2018 12:52 PM

ok

redbreegull 04-13-2018 12:53 PM

all lines are currently busy. press # to leave a message if you know your party's extension, or hold and one of our associates will be with you shortly

pavementtune 04-13-2018 01:18 PM

nah, screw your #.

how about I dial the extension - 103, which of you fucks do I get? in theory, the person who is hiding behind -101 reception and -102 office assistant

teh b0lly!!1 04-13-2018 01:25 PM

i would like to know what is going on in this thread

redbreegull 04-13-2018 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4432860)
no?

http://oi68.tinypic.com/2rxk5ft.jpg

you are this handsome 1.25'' orange stained burlwood with pale gold liner. you are simple and robust, secure enough to make your presence known and humble enough not to seek attention. you are equally comfortable in the office or in a cozy living room

cork_soaker 04-13-2018 02:29 PM

ok
 
https://i.imgur.com/zYTfKML.jpg

Skradgee 04-13-2018 02:56 PM

wat

redbreegull 04-13-2018 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4432862)
ok

http://oi68.tinypic.com/314xfu9.jpg

you are this .75'' scooped silver. with your small beaded lip and general dainty nuance, you bring classiness to any space capable of appreciating you. your color profile straddles antique and contemporary, the result being a warm champagne capable of bringing both order and gentleness

PuzzledMuzzle 04-13-2018 03:48 PM

do me

redbreegull 04-13-2018 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4432868)
i would like to know what is going on in this thread

http://oi67.tinypic.com/206zjbc.jpg

you are a different take on the classic slender silver, focusing on contrasts of style and coloring. instead of a scoop, you have a bold, flat outer edge and square beading on your lip. The juxtaposition of this hardness with the spiraling ribbon design in the middle suggests a stoic, but contemplative masculinity. This is accentuated by the dark silver finish, revealing a brooding interior below the reflective surface.

slunken 04-13-2018 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4432863)
all lines are currently busy. press # to leave a message if you know your party's extension, or hold and one of our associates will be with you shortly

HUMAN! I WANT TO SPEAK TO A HUMAN!

https://i.imgur.com/VqOlpio.jpg

Shallowed 04-13-2018 05:46 PM

hi

redbreegull 04-13-2018 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cork_soaker (Post 4432873)
.

http://oi66.tinypic.com/fascg0.jpg

you are this medium tan soft cork moulding. light and organic, you are currently en vogue and have been priced up recently according to demand. your plain, rounded top and arboreal implication are a perfect way to frame up small, sentimental photos from casual situations such as camping trip, family picture from thanksgiving, or favorite pet.

slunken 04-13-2018 06:23 PM

lol

cork_soaker 04-13-2018 06:29 PM

brutal

cork_soaker 04-13-2018 07:07 PM

l ife is a sent i me n t al wa y

slunken 04-13-2018 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4432892)
your plain, rounded top and arboreal implication are a perfect way to frame up small, sentimental photos from casual situations such as camping trip, family picture from thanksgiving, or favorite pet.

read it and BURN

redbreegull 04-13-2018 09:41 PM

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Cool As Ice Cream 04-14-2018 04:15 AM

cocaine piss

pavementtune 04-14-2018 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4432925)
Thank you for your call. You have reached us outside our regular business hours of 10-6 Monday through Friday, and 10-5 Saturday. Please call back when we re-open, or press # to leave a message if you know your party's extension. We value your call and are working to get back to you as soon as possible. If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911.

:cry:

oh wait, Saturday? I'll keep trying then.


#:
My request is help with framing this (for real, I have no idea what would work, not so much material of the frame, but color), it's oil on canvas, 120 x 110 cm.

http://dahlgrenstraat.se/images/55.jpg?crc=3978124495


and if your lines are not too busy today - this one as well, please.

much smaller, watercolor on paper, 50 x 40 cm. thanks!


https://i1.wp.com/prashantprabhu.com...ize=750%2C1071

Cool As Ice Cream 04-14-2018 06:00 AM

just get a frame at ikea
silver coloured plastic

pavementtune 04-14-2018 06:56 AM

pass. foolofatook's experience with certain grocery stores isn't half as embarrassing as mine with Ikea.

Been there twice over a decade ago, and was asked to leave both times.

first time we were called to the information desk because the 4 year old we had left on the Ikea playground had attempted to get other kids to bite into the plastic balls (successfully). second time we were a tiny bit wasted and the store detective was not amused that we ate Knäckebröd inside the grocery section, insisted that we had planned to not pay for it. Ikea is clearly not for me!

just tired of rimless (borderless?) glass framing, I want a proper frame.

teh b0lly!!1 04-14-2018 08:34 AM

i love that first painting, pave. nice.

also, googling the image brought me to learn about 'horror vacui'. nice read

pavementtune 04-14-2018 09:05 AM

yea I love it, too, couldn't help it, it's gonna come with us into our new home (whenever we might find that), for now it's just stored, unframed, and I want it on a wall!

second one is not mine, gift for my father in law, for whatever reason he collects paintings of windows...

Horror Vacui sounds so much nicer than FUCK, OH NO THE VOID, doesn't it? the physical aspect of it is beyond me, but reading Aristotle speculate about the void is quite nice. stoned, that is.

you might actually enjoy this book, tebholly - the void in several chapters!
https://link.springer.com/book/10.10...-94-010-1727-5

buzzard 04-14-2018 09:33 AM

Did Kahlo paint that?

vixnix 04-14-2018 11:21 AM

http://onehelpcomp.ru/wp-content/upl...ka-290x290.jpg

ilikeplanets 04-14-2018 11:54 AM

mine better be good. also, i'd like to cut the line.

Elphenor 04-14-2018 01:25 PM

I hope I'm imitation wood


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