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ilikeplanets 11-11-2017 07:00 PM

I see a suspicious absence of evidence of a first baby in that mv

redbreegull 11-11-2017 07:17 PM

fuck my ass

I accidentally bought a 12er of schlitz. I saw the stylized font and thought it was victoria cause I was high

FlamingGlobes 11-11-2017 07:21 PM


Run To Me 11-11-2017 07:23 PM

Headed to the chilly garage for a microhit before the pizza gets here

B forever midnite

FoolofaTook 11-11-2017 07:30 PM

Afroman stayed at my hotel for a couple of nights. Stunk up the whole floor. With a bong.

True story.

FoolofaTook 11-11-2017 07:30 PM

Wtf is a microhit run2pee?

redbreegull 11-11-2017 07:33 PM

I like microhits

FlamingGlobes 11-11-2017 07:35 PM

I like microshits

redbreegull 11-11-2017 08:02 PM

god damnit fuck schlitz this was a bad mistake

Run To Me 11-11-2017 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4394708)
Wtf is a microhit run2pee?

Microhit, n.

A bowl of finely ground marihuana particles, expertly licked just a tipple at the very edge of the bowl, from the very tip of the lighter flame's lick, combined with a swift, short, sucking toke, leaving 90% of the bowl green and ready for the next microhit.

Instructions: Blow 2, maybe 3 small clouds, then return inside, where pallbearer waits twixt headphones

redbreegull 11-11-2017 08:21 PM

taking a microhit or two makes almost anything more enjoyable/less stressful

ilikeplanets 11-11-2017 08:54 PM

well duh

but so does a macrohit

ilikeplanets 11-11-2017 08:54 PM

nothing beats huge clouds

redbreegull 11-11-2017 08:59 PM

yeah but if you are stoned af it's harder to function. like how I just bought the wrong beer

ilikeplanets 11-11-2017 09:02 PM

it just takes practice. fun fun practice. i got straight As stoned af, to put it mildly

ilikeplanets 11-11-2017 09:03 PM

i learned to drive stoned as fuck too. i wouldn't advocate that anymore, however

FoolofaTook 11-11-2017 09:26 PM

I wish I could smoke weed.

Instead I am going for a four hour walk. Sigh.

Run To Me 11-11-2017 11:10 PM

Nice, four hr walk can get u kinda hi

Took did u listen to pallbearer ever, weren't u on a doom kick yesterday or the day before

buzzard 11-12-2017 12:40 AM


FoolofaTook 11-12-2017 01:17 AM

No should I?

Turned out to be a three hour walk. My pins started aching.

FoolofaTook 11-12-2017 01:18 AM

I am always down for doom. Will ddownload ufomammut as soon as I get to the library next week.

slunken 11-12-2017 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4394222)

i don't like that new drunk thread. it feels wrong

I did not authorize that thread. It IS wrong.

FoolofaTook 11-13-2017 12:36 AM

So. I went on my nightly sober trek (8 miles slutwhores) up Mill Creek. The further up the creek I got the foggier it got until I was basically walking in a dreamcloud. I was listening to Loveless. <3

To Here Knows When came on and I nearly fell into the creek. Good times.

vixnix 11-13-2017 05:03 AM

just wanted to say that my marriage looks like it might be ok and the younger woman, or as I call her, the whore of 'pore, may be a false alarm.

Shallowed 11-13-2017 06:44 AM

It's you that I adore
You will always be my whore

Ram27 11-13-2017 07:48 AM

loveless is fucking awesome

FoolofaTook 11-13-2017 12:02 PM

Yes it is. I have been totes neglecting my MBV. Then yesterday those mists reminded me: it was here in the Walla Wallaean Vale, well over a decade ago, that I first encountered Kevin's glides and Bilinda's coos. I turned that shit on and it was instant bliss.

Need to download the You Made Me Realise ep asap.

FoolofaTook 11-13-2017 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix (Post 4394968)
the whore of 'pore.

Pics plz

myosis 11-13-2017 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4394993)
Need to download the You Made Me Realise ep asap.

yes you do

Ram27 11-15-2017 10:20 PM

just finished my last broadcast of the year

also the last time i've really gonna meaningfully get to see this girl i'm into

she told me a story about how last friday she had 6 shots in 7 minutes. i'm trying to break that record


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