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FlamingGlobes 01-21-2020 05:33 PM

I had leftovers for dinner last night and took a massive hate dump this morning. And again just a few minutes ago.

ovary 01-21-2020 05:35 PM

i am six months into my journey to sobriety and i now only feel the urge to post on nepho while drunk. thank yall for being there for me during this important time

ovary 01-21-2020 05:35 PM

burp

ovary 01-21-2020 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4527796)
alcohol: yesterday after band practice (in another city) I had a party at work. i struggled with biking home big time. fell off my bike twice. wine bottle in hand survived, so did bass guitar and heavy bag. not sure about career, I have no idea what happened.

as my mother always said, you're only 37 once.

have you seen "fleabag"?

qwerty sp 01-21-2020 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4527881)
I had leftovers for dinner last night and took a massive hate dump this morning. And again just a few minutes ago.

Better out than in

ovary 01-21-2020 09:02 PM

i just ate a lot of mayonaise

ovary 01-21-2020 09:04 PM

DOOMED

ovary 01-21-2020 09:04 PM

pick your pocket full of DICKS

ovary 01-21-2020 09:05 PM

ok im going to bed

Shallowed 01-21-2020 09:21 PM

I

just

want to BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT

MY MEAT

FlamingGlobes 01-21-2020 09:50 PM

Fuzzy Roes ✝ (@fuzzyroes) Tweeted:
I'm getting Mossad apologists really angry at me for exposing Jeffrey Epstein and his crimes against humanity�� https://t.co/f8hRdHcmoR https://twitter.com/fuzzyroes/status...377019905?s=20

smashingjj 01-21-2020 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ovary (Post 4527886)
have you seen "fleabag"?

I can only aspire to be like her persona in all possible ways <3

buzzard 01-24-2020 03:09 PM

Somewhere in Texas, this particular chunk of 1983 is being loaded into a courier van. Pending a successful journey, it shall be placed at my feet.



You can tell I'm kind of excited because I've successfully deluded myself into thinking it was worth saying so (again).

buzzard 01-24-2020 03:10 PM

Damn, I should have asked what they wanted for that quilt.

Elphenor 01-24-2020 03:17 PM

the best things are in ye ole Texas you know

topleybird 01-24-2020 03:22 PM

Didn't know a van could drive from Texas to Australia or Antarctica or whatever

buzzard 01-24-2020 03:25 PM

Vans are a lot tougher than hardshell cases, you see.

I'd like to see those baggage handlers at DHL try throwing a Toyota HiAce into the hold.

yo soy el mejor 01-24-2020 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4527900)
I can only aspire to be like her persona in all possible ways <3

oookay

yo soy el mejor 01-24-2020 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 4528082)
Somewhere in Texas, this particular chunk of 1983 is being loaded into a courier van. Pending a successful journey, it shall be placed at my feet.



You can tell I'm kind of excited because I've successfully deluded myself into thinking it was worth saying so (again).

too bad u werent't on craigslist when my stepdad sold my 1955 Martin acoustic guitar for $250 that my biological father gave me. i'll kind of always hate him for that but it's not about the money, but more like the gall. it's not like they sold everything i left behind when moving...just stuff from which they thought they could make money. if only he had asked, i probably would have just told him to charge a lot more.

Elphenor 01-24-2020 09:47 PM

I have a place in Austin now and I took this girl from China to an *ahem* indie bar today

Now hitting the Goth club tonight to see one of my favorite modern bands

Elphenor 01-24-2020 09:50 PM

her home province is getting ravaged by the coronovirus it's insane

Elphenor 01-24-2020 09:53 PM

I got a job the first week I was here

walked into a 7/11 put my drink on the counter and started talking to the "cashier"...was the owner of multiple stores filling in

smashingjj 01-25-2020 06:50 PM

I've been thinking about my doorbell lately

FlamingGlobes 01-25-2020 10:13 PM

When you gonna ring it, when you gonna ring it?

smashingjj 01-29-2020 08:59 AM

Last time I came here a friend of mine just got triplejacked over a steeplehammer and er jessop jessop jessop jessop.

Shallowed 01-30-2020 01:03 AM

THINKINABOUTMADOORBELL

bright_doom 02-12-2020 06:52 AM

:confused::(:beer::unhappy:

Ram27 02-17-2020 01:47 AM

I had this beautiful, beautiful dream the other night where I was back in college and lost my virginity to this gorgeous girl. It felt so real and I wanna go back

Tonight tonite I couldn't sleep and had this scary black and white dream where I watch Hitler documentaries for an hour, then I'm in some village where he's imprisoned and old, and he gets pissed off and smashes this little sculpture some cute kid got from his dad of a "Sela" bird

so there's an actress called Sela Ward and she looked like the girl in dream 1, basically:


hitler just crushed my dreams [the statue was of a creature bird, i guess the double meaning is bird in the british sense]

it's a sine

Ram27 02-17-2020 01:50 AM

Quote:

"Sela" is a Hebrew word that means "rock, boulder, cliff."
the triple meaning is that i've been super worried about my drumming as late [crippling joint pain]. hitler smashed my rock dreams too

topleybird 02-17-2020 10:23 AM

Perhaps the worst thing Hitler's ever done


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