'Humans evolved after a female chimpanzee mated with a pig'
 

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Extraordinary Claim Made by American Geneticist

if we came from monkeys then why aint monkeys coming out of us

Not The Onion?

wut

i think the far greater "wut" moment is this:

"and I think the human race is a very good thing."

lol, shut the fuck up

We are bacon.

yeah maybe we taste of pork

if that's the case we need to get on this cannibalism thing immediately

cannibalism is not a crime!

as long as the person died from natural causes OR the person who killed them gets punished and doesn't get to eat them i dont see the problem

that Machiavellian quote just doesn't make any sense, like, at all. if he's trying to say "like every clever person knows, good things can come from bad things", okay. then say that. Machiavellian /= "clever". using big words does not make you smart, dumbass.

whatever.

you guys ever wonder what human tenderloin tastes like

i'd eat human flesh only if i could be told what it was after i ate it. if i liked it, i'd want more. :crazy:

there was a period of time where i was really poor and got some food from a food pantry twice a month. they'd give you some frozen meat and once i got liver in my package. i was like, ok yeah im gonna try this shit. then it defrosted and my body revolted and i threw it out. it felt like i was trying to cook human.

so yeah dont tell me until after

one time 28if bought 60 steaks from a door-to-door steak salesman in West Virginia. He cooked one for me when I came over and it was not cow. Unsure of origin.

had liver a coupla times in my life and i thought it was pretty good, except it's got like veins in it and shit and i dunno i found that nasty.

apparently humans taste like pork.

also, this is the dailymail

1) that's terrible
2) who buys meat from door to door salesmen
3) who buys meat from door to door salesmen and doesn't verify the cut of meat let alone the species

believe me I asked all those questions and some others too

28if believes it was deer. I am not so sure

deer tastes pretty great

yeah, pretty sure it wasn't a deer

28if, apparently.

aldi had some scandal where they were selling "up to 100%" deer meat as beef

went by an aldi the other day and they were still selling beef like nothing happened

you'd think they'd acknowledge it in some way, no?

no

nope

my best guess is that it was either horse or dog

more than likely it was horse

which is only gross to americans really

the french use horse a lot

the part I have trouble with is you and 28if having dinner

liver is horrible, ate it growing up and only remember ever liking it once, havent had it in years