:rofl:

willie nelson
scary spice
brendan frasier
booke shields
and walter from the band chicago

no big deal

Most famous people I've met are in bands w varying degrees of notoriety. So like, Billy Corgan who a lot of people would know. Trent Green who sports call peeps would know. Can't think of anyone the gen pop would recognize by name.

add the occupational therapist I mentioned I dated for 6 months that watched big brother types shows, a Chinese girl I was with a year and a half that moved to Toronto to study, and the girl I think I already mentioned who I ended up still living with after we had split (we were together 2 years, well ok 6 months where we just lived together) and then my ongoing relationship and you have the full count. I regret all these relationships pretty much. I mean save for the ongoing one.

Well....I don't really count Ammy as having been an actual gf. Not a diss on her. I just mean, looking back you know, it wasn't much of a relationship at all. It was closer to hs school gf type thing. It felt important at the time. It wasn't really.


and Brandon..you dodged a bullet. Let's leave it at that.

i think alice is back in montreal.

Yeah she's been for a long while. I haven't seen her in years though.

And hi Shaunna.

it's brendan and yes i understand that

the last news i got was that she was a "magazine editor on second life" and i still chuckle typing it

however it's not the last time someone acted like they were into me just to ditch off when some guitar playing guy shows up

trent green is most famous for being hurt the year kurt warner made everyone believe that a bag boy could be a pro quarterback

what does that mean

i think it means you reached the next level of loser

Have you considered playing guitar?

i'm 33 years old what the fuck do you think, junior

You've got time.

And 33 is pretty young. I thought you were older honestly

i'm leaning towards the Elphenor = rottenugly hypothesis

if i could actually figure out how to play a guitar i could get to the point of kinda not being shitty by the age of 40

I'm real, I swear.

But trying to talk to Trots is amusing.

You should form a punk band.
And just channel that anger.

Shit, I knew I was writing it wrong. Just wasn't sure where I was going wrong exactly.


Jesus man just pick up a guitar. Learn a few chords,. It's easy to pretend you know what you're doing providing they dont' play themselves. Really back then I mianly played bass and a bit of guitar and I don't exactly remember going around advertising myself as a "musician" and I don't think playing bass gets anyone laid anyway. I'm still a poor guitarist by guitarists standards. I'm pretty sure whatever instruments I ever played has never been the main reason why some girls have somehow been interested in me. I'm also pretty sure I don't know the reason why any ever were.

Rotten ugly was real too.

It's not that bad though. He's just young, I was probably just like him, but depressed, obvs

i've tried many times i cannot play the guitar, get off it already music boys not everyone can do it jesus fucking christ, you can't even write a paragraph

lol wait why can't you

I met Calvin Johnson from Beat Happening last year during a solo show he played in Evansville, Indiana. I tried not to gush and be awkward but it was awesome.

Swoon

i dunno, every time i try to learn how it doesn't make any sense to me and i can't tell what i'm doing and nobody ever knows what i'm talking about they're just like whatever man just play it and i'm like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT and i quit

and at this point who cares what am i going to write shitty music that i will sing shittily or what

of course you will with that attitude

start a doom band, yo. it's like the easiest shit in the world. totally masturbatory and fun as hell.

This is what 99% of guitarists do

Learning to play guitar was literally the greatest decision I ever made.

At almost every party I go to there's a point where everybody is sitting around me watching me play.
And that kind of attention is perfect for getting whatever attractive girl you're after or whatever.

everyone you know hates you jsyk

Personaly I don't call the 99% 'guitarists'. They play guitar, their cover of Bob Dylan and U2 is good enough for sitting around a fire and get wasted. Nice. Enjoyable activity. Paco de Lucia is what I call a guitarist.

Semantics, but to me it's like people who say "write a book." Just need the right attitude, and you can learn it". Publishing some writing isn't being an author.