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FlamingGlobes 02-05-2020 05:43 PM

FUZZY BAN FUCKING
 
JESUS DIED FOR OUR SKINS

smashingjj 02-05-2020 05:46 PM

my foreskin died for Jesus

smashingjj 02-05-2020 05:47 PM

that is, if a medical necessity is Jesus.

smashingjj 02-05-2020 05:48 PM

I live in a part of town where there is a circumcision 'clinic'

FlamingGlobes 02-05-2020 05:48 PM

Your foreskin died because you wore an onion on your belt, which was the style at the time.

smashingjj 02-05-2020 05:48 PM

I go there every day. free foreskin soup, holla

Run To Me 02-05-2020 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4529074)
my foreskin died for Jesus

Mine too :(

Never thought of it that way

THANKS DAD

smashingjj 02-05-2020 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4529079)
Your foreskin died because you wore an onion on your belt, which was the style at the time.

also an essential foreskin soup ingredient

FlamingGlobes 02-05-2020 06:17 PM

The best thing my father did for me was not allowing me to be circumsised.

FlamingGlobes 02-05-2020 06:17 PM

Anyways, mods pls ban HerVelvetSpleen.

MyOneAndOnly 02-05-2020 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4529074)
my foreskin died for Jesus

mine died for my vagina

smashingjj 02-05-2020 07:01 PM

that's a much better thing to die for

MyOneAndOnly 02-05-2020 07:03 PM

pussy is god

MyOneAndOnly 02-05-2020 07:04 PM

and I love it

yo soy el mejor 02-07-2020 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly (Post 4529115)
mine died for my vagina

you're insufferable as you've always been

FlamingGlobes 02-07-2020 06:15 AM

yoy so, please don't hijack my thread.

FlamingGlobes 02-07-2020 06:15 AM

How does it feel living in a post-fuzzy utopia?

Follow-up question: who's going to masturbate today in his honor?

smashingjj 02-07-2020 06:03 PM

I'm always masturbating in his honour

MyOneAndOnly 02-07-2020 09:20 PM

This is now a fascist free zone

Joey Goldberg 02-08-2020 09:59 AM

an end of an era, i don't think "sad" is the right word, but i'm oddly something

FoolofaTook 02-08-2020 10:11 AM

mhmm foreskin soup


this thread was made for me

Joey Goldberg 02-08-2020 10:22 AM

"When the rotten roses are removed from the garden, the fools will quickly make their way back in."

- Ezekial 3:19

FoolofaTook 02-08-2020 10:25 AM


buzzard 02-08-2020 04:31 PM

Ooh, a necktie with a leather jacket.

What a way to post your faves and tips.

Elphenor 02-08-2020 05:35 PM

post-punk af

Disco King 02-08-2020 06:44 PM

GothDad Spring/Summer 2020 Lookbook


yo soy el mejor 02-08-2020 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4529656)
GothDad Spring/Summer 2020 Lookbook


the aesthetic distracts from the bald head

Hey! 02-08-2020 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4529637)
"When the rotten roses are removed from the garden, the fools will quickly make their way back in."

- Ezekial 3:19

Hey! That's not a real bible quote, asshole!

FoolofaTook 02-08-2020 08:00 PM

Says the person who can't even properly capitalize the Word of God.

Joey Goldberg 02-08-2020 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hey! (Post 4529661)
Hey! That's not a real bible quote, asshole!



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