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this is a "if you're not native" parody but i think only mistle would get it and he isn't here anymore?

anyway if anyone wants to chat with a drunken idiot please PM me your phone #

anyone here gay?

I'm Japanese and even I don't dress like this.

Spy Kids is so 2002.

i was talking to toby and then liz called and my phone said "multiple calls" but apparently it hung up ont oby???
but i talked to liz for over an hour

and before i called toby i talked to duovamp for like 20 miunutes

may i talk to you?

it's 3 am and i'm bored as fuck. I'll call you via Google Voice.

the phone just went silent, it still showed you on the line, but I was talking and you weren't saying anything!

Soundin' desperate bro.

hey chris

Let's all remember Duo's name is Chris.........a totally forgettable name!

It's Nick though. :(

damn, tasty told me it was chris.

my childhood best friends name was Nick...I'll never forget yer name now.

I was protecting your identity duo : (

You deep voiced dick
Nick the dick
Why don't you wanna buy my car

deep voice, eh? that's kinda hot actually.

Yeah he sounds like he has a big pair of brass balls

Hot.

He thought my call was a wrong number

I told him I liked the big titties in his avatar

What a douche canoe.

I'm sorry, Nick, you are hot and all, but that was just plain rude.

:noway:

I have no morals after drinking a jug of vodka
Apologies to charmbag Julio and Bon. Sor

You know me, mirrar and kristin jones threw some $$ together to make a donation in his dearly departed cats name, but I don't think Kristin ever did it....she fucking scammed us.

Seriously Toby the entire tie I was on the phone with Liz it said ,"multiple calls"

For a while we both kept saying hello to you until we figured out you must have been dropped
Which sucks because...it could have been a threeway :twisted:

****** was supposed to throw down but I don't think she ever did....Geo was going to as well, but I don't know if she ever did it.

Bottom line is I don't think Jonesy made that donation.

^ ******