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run2pee 05-17-2017 05:35 PM

Worst lyrics you've ever heard thread
 
Finally watched Some Kinda Monster so I had to put St. Anger on to see if it was still the steaming pile of awful chunky vomit I'd remembered.

On the titular track, I was dumbstruck to hear Jims Hatfield bark this abomination: "I'm madly in anger with you." I had forgotten this line.

Where to even begin? It's sickeningly cute where it wants to be clever, it expresses nothing new or interesting, it's embarrassing to even think about let alone fucken sing over and over and over, it's emotionally black and white and thus boring af

Is it the most offensive lyric ever uttered? Let's find out together. Share your faves/tips!

smashingjj 05-17-2017 06:22 PM

Some Kind of Monster is fucking amazing though

smashingjj 05-17-2017 06:23 PM

Like imagine you would be in a band and decide that is what you're going to show your audience. Amazing through and through, 10/10, would watch again

teh b0lly!!1 05-17-2017 07:57 PM

i find it amazing that what bothers you about that song is that lyric, and not Kirk's "U FLUSH IT OUT" backing vocals

to be fair it's a fierce competition

FoolofaTook 05-17-2017 07:57 PM

A black day dawn at horizon
Where winter hearts our battlefields

The ultimate frost age desire
Oh snowflurry drifts these plains

Since the blast of primaries
We've conquered against the storm

Throning with will
And the sound of battle never ends

Tragedies blows at horizon
We ride as one
Tragedies blows at horizon
Our battle rages on

Tragedies blows at horizon
We ride as one
Tragedies blows at horizon
Our battle rages on

Thundering columns of fire
Majestic against the breeze

Gleaming my sceptre at hand
The wind altogether silent

Frozen of heart
Awaken from a time and risen

By the dying evening breeze
The sound of battle never ends

Tragedies blows at horizon
We ride as one
Tragedies blows at horizon
Our battle rages on

Tragedies blows at horizon
We ride as one
Tragedies blows at horizon
Our battle rages on


And the key to all this is to realize that Abbath pronouces sceptre as "sKeptre" LOL WAT

teh b0lly!!1 05-17-2017 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4355847)
Like imagine you would be in a band and decide that is what you're going to show your audience. Amazing through and through, 10/10, would watch again

completely agree

i'm still kinda shocked they put it out. especially considering how big their egos are. how come they allowed this? anyway it's probably the most visceral, brutally honest look at what it's like being in a once-famous 'biggest band in the world'

wish there were more of these

Elphenor 05-17-2017 08:01 PM

that is maybe the worst line I've ever heard

run2pee 05-17-2017 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4355847)
Like imagine you would be in a band and decide that is what you're going to show your audience. Amazing through and through, 10/10, would watch again

Absolutely, it was such a bitchin movie it even moved me to give st anger another chance

noyen 05-18-2017 01:43 AM

I’mma make you my bitch / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake.


Lightning crashes, a new mother cries / Her placenta falls to the floor.

Now you get to watch her leave out the window / Guess that’s why they call it window pane.

Almost everything by Kanye

Lots of Placebo lyrics are terrible.

There's a lot of bad word strings out there.

Xteenmachine 05-18-2017 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noyen (Post 4355925)

Now you get to watch her leave out the window / Guess that’s why they call it window pane.

haha

Cool As Ice Cream 05-18-2017 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4355846)
Some Kind of Monster is fucking amazing though

agreed!

Cool As Ice Cream 05-18-2017 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4355875)
wish there were more of these

have you seen loudquietloud about the pixies' reunion tour back in 2004?

reprise85 05-18-2017 10:41 AM

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.

reprise85 05-18-2017 10:44 AM

I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is, yeah

WOO HOO

redbreegull 05-18-2017 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4356002)
New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.

this is what came to mind for me as well.

LaBelle 05-18-2017 02:02 PM

"Times that preach how it's been
As the straw lives on without"

-Billy Corgan

LaBelle 05-18-2017 02:07 PM

"Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile"

-Bert McCracken

LaBelle 05-18-2017 02:09 PM

"Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after... wards"

-Rebecca Black

ohnoitsbonnie 05-18-2017 02:30 PM

Cool in your pocket

Shallowed 05-18-2017 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noyen (Post 4355925)
Almost everything by Kanye

Definitely.

I SENT THIS BITCH A PICTURE OF MY DIIIIIIICK
I DUNNO WHAT IT IS WITH THEM FEMAAAAAALES
BUT I'M TOO GOOD WITH THAT SHIIIT

smashingjj 05-18-2017 06:46 PM

girl I'm gonna make you sweat
sweat till you can't sweat no more
and if you cry
I'm gonna push it some more

FlamingGlobes 05-18-2017 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4355875)
completely agree

i'm still kinda shocked they put it out. especially considering how big their egos are. how come they allowed this? anyway it's probably the most visceral, brutally honest look at what it's like being in a once-famous 'biggest band in the world'

wish there were more of these

I kind of understand where they were going with it. Nu-metal was still a thing and garage rock was all the rage. It was their way of merging the two. It's a hideous, unlistenable abortion, but it makes sense given the context and lack of self-awareness they possessed at the time.

Documentary is great though. Glad others agree.

teh b0lly!!1 05-18-2017 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream (Post 4355935)
have you seen loudquietloud about the pixies' reunion tour back in 2004?

i have not

how is it?

teh b0lly!!1 05-18-2017 10:51 PM

to be honest metallica are kinda responsible for some of the worst rock lyrics of all time

"WE'RE SO FUCKED
SHIT OUTTA LUCK
HARD WIRED TO SELF DESTRUCT"

it would perhaps be acceptable from a 19 year old making his break but like, a 50 year old guy? lol

teh b0lly!!1 05-18-2017 10:52 PM

in Some Kind Of Monster they're working on a song that has the lyric "THAT WAS JUST UR LYFE!"

i always thought that particular lyric is honestly one of the worst i'd ever heard

"whoa....
dude... what the fuck was that?"

"THAT WAS JUST UR LYFE!!!"

FlamingGlobes 05-18-2017 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4356256)
in Some Kind Of Monster they're working on a song that has the lyric "THAT WAS JUST UR LYFE!"

i always thought that particular lyric is honestly one of the worst i'd ever heard

"whoa....
dude... what the fuck was that?"

"THAT WAS JUST UR LYFE!!!"

That actually became one of the only listenable songs on Death Magnetic

Fonzie 05-19-2017 03:33 AM

Life oh life oh life by Des'ree or whatever the fuck her name is.

Fonzie 05-19-2017 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream (Post 4355934)
agreed!

I started watching it on Netflix a few weeks back.

The worst thing?

4:3 aspect ratio! Is it really that old?

teh b0lly!!1 05-19-2017 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonzie (Post 4356384)
Life oh life oh life by Des'ree or whatever the fuck her name is.

Fuck, this is true

i still seem to remember something something "i'd rather have a piece of toast", lol

FoolofaTook 05-19-2017 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4356003)
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is, yeah

WOO HOO

What?! I love this song and that first line.

:(


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