i'm going to Montréal
 

what should i do besides funnel poutine into my gullet

You could try using a tube instead of a funnel.

You could fill that backpack-shaped water bottle of yours with poutine and take occasional sips of it.

I'm going to Tokyo.

Wherever you go

Lick a lamp post- it's free and gratifying

don't go to montreal. it's a trap!

Go to an Montreal Impact match

https://www.impactmontreal.com/en/schedule

Play pinball at North Star Machines À Piastres

Drink at the bars until 3am, instead of 2am or 1am or whenever you're used to

Go to the Biodome and check out the animals

Meet up with T&T and talk shit about Netphoria(ns)

Get some of them cheesy fries

Get your Poutine at La Banquise or you're doing it wrong
Take a nice stroll in the old port, choose a good restaurant, get yourself a beaver tail for a nice delicious dessert treat
Get drunk on Crescent street
Take a 50/50 crapshoot chance asking a local for directions and maybe get bitched out for being in their province and not speaking French
Come to the Mile End and fucking burn the whole stinking shitpile down

Those Canadians sound like assholes.

:smoke:Je connais un peu de français et j'essaierai de le parler. Ensuite, je vais aller á Paris - alors je dois pratiquer la langue. :smoke:

:smoke:

One syllable because of decreased lung function due to smoking

You should come to Vancouver next. We can party ;)

Oh yeah I should. Thanks for the invitation

Sure, you can come and party! You can stay over, I'll sleep on the sofa ;)

haha just kidding

I can pay for a hotel but thanks

I definitely want to pass through Vancouver, but the list of Netphorians I would trust with meeting in person is very small and does not ******* you, fuzzy.

you should agree to meet up with fuzzy and then murder him. make it look like an accident. (piss on the gamecube.)

Good stuff man. Not saying you should keep your head down or anything really, but after living here for my whole life, as a rule I speak in french first when out on the town and I'm ordering or buying shit. It just makes life easier. And if it's shitty enough often you'll find they're bilingual too, take pity, and try to speak in English for your sake out of pity, heh

Had a friend who came from Kentucky to live with her boyfriend up here, she had enough bad experiences with public transit employees who refused to address her in english that it was enough of a factor to help her decide to head back home after a few years when things didn't work out with him. Just didn't feel welcome enough to stay.

if public transit employees spoke english they'd get a better job

personally i think la Banquise sucks

your friend could just move to italy and expect all public transit employees to speak english too