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YESTERDAY THIS BOVINE CUNT IN AN SUV ALMOST RAN ME OVER. I HAD THE PEDESTRIAN WALK SIGNAL AND SHE TOOK (ARGH!!) A LEFT TURN SAW ME FOR SURE COS WE STOOD THERE WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO TURN SPED UP ON PURPOSE TO CUT ME OFF ALMOST KILLED ME

also i hate fuzzy

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I should have slammed her fucking leviathan of a vehicle with the gallon of vitamin d milk which i boar in my right hand.

ah regrets!

Feel free to share. I shall be listening to Vastness and Sorrow by WITTR.

FUCK

GOT INTO THE SHOWER THAN I REALIZED I FORGOT TO SHAVE

SONOFABITCH

:)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT? A SMILEY FACE

GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HEAR

BLISTER ON MY TOE TURNED INTO AN OPEN WOUND NO MORE EIGHT MILE MIDNIGHT ROAMINGS

FUCK

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fuck suvs

fuck fuzzy

fuck shaving

Cake decorating shows suck. It's never about actually decorating a cake, it's about sculpting some shitty candy and slapping it onto a barely edible barely cake.

Cake decorating shows, YOU JUST MADE THE LIST.

Beat me to it

OK THAN

ALMOST GOT RUN OVER AGAIN. AT A PED CROSSING. FUCKERS TRICKED ME. ONE SUV STOPPED AND I FORGOT TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY

FUCKING GRANDMA ALMOST RAN ME OVER. FUCK HER

NOW I'M GONNA MAKE A LENTIL SOUP

WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING

pedestrians

excessively negative people

lists

irony

blatantly misappropriated humor

last weekend at 5:30 in the morning going to work I was stuck behind THE SLOWEST TRAIN EVER LITERALLY TOOK 20 MINUTES FOR IT TO PASS THE INTERSECTION holy shit. people were turning around

i was annoyed but i wasnt late for work and i was like ok if this is the worst thing that happens to me today it isn't that terrible

i MEAN FUCK THAT TRAIN IT RUINED MY DAY

GET A LODE OF THIS GUY

I hate all middling adult-alternative that isn't 3eb.

I took (foolofa) walk home yesterday after work and had a similar experience. I was at a four-way intersection. The light was red on the traffic going across the main street, so rather than hit the button and make everyone wait an extra minute, I decided since no one was coming, it was safe to cross. Not even halfway through, the light turned green and suddenly some mawfucker in a silver Honda is just about to hit me. Since I don't fear for my safety and relish the opportunity to sue, I didn't get out of his way, but merely glared at him as I continued on my jaunt. Mawfucker honked at me after almost hitting me, so I turned around, smiled wide and gave him the finger. Felt good. I was ready to fight* if he turned around and chased me down.













































I've never been in a fight in my life and would probably get my ass kicked, but whatever. I was having a day.

Fuck yeah! I was ready to fight too. We should join forces, beat up fuzzy and suv/honda drivers.

(I also know nothing of fighting)

And btw adult-alternative sounds like a type of porn.

I wouldn't fight fuzzy. I'd try explaining why he was wrong, get tired and just stop replying to his texts after a while.

What is this? Make fun of Fuzzy day?

11-15-2017 08:33 PM fuzzyroes yer gay

NEG REP FROM FUZZTARD

EAT MY ASS FUCKER

get bent ya simpleton