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Run To Me 04-23-2021 07:09 PM

How fat have u got since the pandemic
 
Went to the dr and was mildly surprised to learn my ass now weighs gosh like 207 or something

At 5’8” that puts me like 30-50 extra lbs

Most of it u can see in my belly. Though my face is nice and round too

Lotta takeout, lotta stress, lotta late night pizza reheated for doom scrolls and oooh is that the cookies we got from the sandwich place with lunch? Plus gimme that sparkly soda pop everflowing

So c’mon and post how fat is your ass with me, in here

reprise85 04-23-2021 07:12 PM

I lost about 150 lbs in 2019 and gained 50 lbs last year/this year :(

but my appetite is gone lately for some reason, possibly new medication or possibly a harbinger of worsening depression. i actually think it's both because not only do I not want to eat shit anymore but am into vegetables again

this weight was almost all from eating carbs, usually stuff like cereal/cookies but plenty of chocolate and some chips and cake etc. i seriously didn't even have fucking fruit for almost a year when i lost all that weight, no sugar at all really except a tiny bit of candy for halloween or w/e. i remember the first time i ate a cookie it tasted like raw granulated sugar to me

Skradgee 04-23-2021 11:27 PM

I’ve been way too lucky
I barely have to squish an inch
Famous last words

duovamp 04-24-2021 07:51 AM

Still a 152 pound twink.

MyOneAndOnly 04-24-2021 07:57 AM

I think i've gained 10-15lbs. i haven't weighed myself because weighing is triggering for me and tends to lead to relapsing.

duovamp 04-24-2021 08:36 AM

I can start eating whenever I want!

killtrocity 05-02-2021 04:43 PM

went from 195 to 170 but mostly that's due to my MIL moving in last June with end stage cancer

smashingjj 05-02-2021 04:56 PM

I don't do this weight thing. Weight differs on every planet and is, just like time, such a typical human concept to which I don't subscribe

Bunch of losers

Just like religion

Or accountability for my actions

Cool As Ice Cream 05-03-2021 03:31 AM

i have to unbutton my trousers when i sit down.
i need a belt to keep them up when walking around. (just to clarify for smashingjj: this is on planet earth, with earth's gravity everywhere.)

redbreegull 05-03-2021 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4578733)
I don't do this weight thing. Weight differs on every planet and is, just like time, such a typical human concept to which I don't subscribe

Bunch of losers

Just like religion

Or accountability for my actions


redbreegull 05-03-2021 11:23 AM

I've gained around 50 Jovian pounds

ilikeplanets 05-04-2021 10:35 AM

I've lost 70% of what I've gained. In weight.

ilikeplanets 05-04-2021 10:35 AM

I'm only talking about weight.

Disco King 05-05-2021 11:08 AM

The pandemic put about 10 lbs. on me, and I've been gaining and losing that same 10 lbs. ever since.

And I was already about 10 lbs. up from where I should be to have an okay body fat percentage, and that number itself is 10 lbs. more than what I'd probably need to be at to have abs.

So, I've got about 30 lbs. to lose in order to be hot.

Run To Me 05-05-2021 01:51 PM

Realized too late that this topic may be triggering for ppl, sorry :(

The tone/intent we’re going for is love yours and my own bodies, and share lighthearted tales of them together

But i know it’s a really difficult thing for many ppl and it’s not cool to like make light of “how fat have u got” all the time, so sorry i will try to be more sensitive to the issue

Run To Me 05-05-2021 02:00 PM

Ok so let’s do this the respectful way u guys

Run To Me 05-05-2021 02:01 PM

For example marvel along with us at just what can b achieved when u love the body that god herself gave u (with satans help of course!):


butthurt 05-17-2021 11:07 PM

As you can see, I've put on a few pounds recently. It's nothing a nice newsboy cap or fedora can't improve upon, though. I will work it off this summer because I have a very active sex life.


Ram27 05-18-2021 10:33 PM

shit i wish i had a blazer

Run To Me 05-19-2021 12:00 AM

Little advice

Go to the consignment store and try on vintage ones. Will feel much better than any bullshit u can get at like Sears or man’s wearinghouse or whoever

Run To Me 05-19-2021 12:03 AM

Mostly doing t shirts of horsecrap i love up top, against, below, one of several very special bright colored womens shorts from wal mart

These days, since it’s hot af already

redbreegull 05-19-2021 03:38 PM

I had to buy several new pairs of pants cause my old ones donít fit on my pandemic legs

Disco King 05-19-2021 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ram27 (Post 4579160)
shit i wish i had a blazer

Just please don't do that thing people do where they want to look "sophisticated" and "hip" at the same time by wearing a blazer over a graphic tee.

This achieves neither aim.

Run To Me 05-19-2021 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4579188)
Just please don't do that thing people do where they want to look "sophisticated" and "hip" at the same time by wearing a blazer over a graphic tee.

This achieves neither aim.

This is false advice

This look can be accomplished

First: the key to whole thing is u rock the blazer bare chestin like uh huh:



Second: the secret ingredient is u don upon u a ninja mask made of the graphic t
Like so:



Next: first: u need to begin to grasp the secret and/or key to whole ass is u put the blazer on mmmhmmm his boobies like:




Then u get u a t shirt for the secret key to the whole total

Step 2 ninja mask

Run To Me 05-19-2021 05:34 PM

U will knwo that youíve done it rite when u look like

Run To Me 05-19-2021 05:34 PM

(Minus the shirt of course, fucken hard to find a good warm pic of a nice strong man in just a blazer and chest hair

Plus if u add a t shirt ninja mask, better get ready to scroll until bedtime my friend

slunken 05-19-2021 06:39 PM

yo you're not alone.

maybe put on 10-15 lbs

Butt Pope 06-07-2021 12:17 AM

I’ve put on 25 lbs. Fucking sucks. I’d like to lose 15 by Labor Day.

MyOneAndOnly 06-07-2021 10:22 AM

I've gained some weight and it's making me want to relapse... cause eating disorders are so fun :(

Joey Goldberg 06-07-2021 10:29 AM

put on a few pounds at some point then, combined with other wonderful "life factors," hit some sort of a point where i hated myself enough to force myself to walk multiple miles a night & do sit-ups 'til i couldn't anymore

think i worked some off!


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