Official Kindness Regime preliminary referendum on Netphorian Meetup 2018
 

these are the options we drew up. make your voice heard and feel free to throw out other options as long as they seem feasible

1. Brazillian Tour Bus Extravaganza

–10 days on a tour bus exploring the exotic fifth largest country in the world. L. Belle is tour guide by day, DJ by night.
pros: tropical countries have mangoes, labelle might make us vampires
cons: high crime and political corruption
how will we pay for this: ???

2. SP reunion show at the Metro

–watch while history is made as the original lineup of the Smashing Pumpkins performs onstage together for the first time in 19 years.
dream setlist: includes minimal singles, lots of fan favs, limited SP2 material and no 45 minute jam on a cover song featuring extended sections of BC on drums and Jeff making bird noises on a theremin
possible other activities: group photo in front of Wrigley Field, go to the top of the building formerly known as the Sears Tower, eat some good ass deep dish PIZZA
how will we pay for this: ???

3. Disney Adventure

–it's a whole new world. where dreams come true. the walt disney world meetup in buena vista FL!
possible activities: disney world features four theme parks, two water parks, twenty-seven themed resort hotels, nine non–Disney hotels, several golf courses, a camping resort, and other entertainment venues, including the outdoor shopping centre Disney Springs.
pros: will allow reprise85 to attend
cons: sometimes dreams become nightmares
how will we pay for this: ???

4. New Zealand to Antarctica Scientific Research Expedition
–aid in collecting data and scientific readings in the great kelp forests at the bottom of the world. fly into new zealand, meet buzzard, then take an aging refitted fishing trawler south
possible activities: watch great whites from a submerged diving cage in freezing waters, count kelps and take carbon readings
pros: probably warmer in antarctica than in north america rn
how will we pay for this: ???

5. The center of the Earth
–we cut to the chase and form a Satanistic cabal in the core of the Earth where we plot to hasten our species' journey into the Void. Ever wanted to suck Baphometric cock? Or see the Mephistophelian underground pedo rings of hell in person?
pros: no airfare required, centralized location, be the first to graffiti the adamantine core of our planet
cons: unsure what will be the situation with gravity once we are at the center of the Earth

Fun Fact: kelp forests produce more oxygen than all the land forests on Earth

COME TO BRAZIL

lol

welp

Oh boy, can't make me pick between Disney and the center of the mother effin planet.

Savage choice right there.

I vote Chicago b/c I'm two hours away

Also fuck, we're all here because of a group that formed and grew in the windy city. That's surely the natural place

but then again the center of the earth is a pretty centralized location

Walla Walla has a great soup kitchen/homeless shelter...

the center of the earth for me is point nemo

fake newz

I'm legally required to vote Brazil tho.

i can astral project so I'm down for any of them

(is she serious?? find out!)

Project your ass here now!

so much for asstral projecting.

aw you guys thought of me

there is something to be said about the total disregard and plain flat out disrespect for a considerable minority of netphoria ITT, by a guy who's supposedly fighting for minorities all the time.

i'm just sick and fucking tired about people here shooting shit about minorities and nobody ever saying jack shit about it. you know what fuck you guys. i should have known all along. i'm voting trump. nazi cunts. pc culture is over. from now on it's only kimono sharted typology. on mac. see how you like them apples. I WILL NOT BE OPPRESSED.

i'm talking about the "privileged expats in asia" minority, of course.
vix, would appreciate some backup and moral support on this.

Indeed, tb. Forgotten like the plastic detritus washing up on the shores of Malaysia, our minority is sniffed at like the reused cooking oil in China.

I too am sick of having my interests and needs completely ignored by this netphorian core of bigots, and their Chief Pig, arrrbeegee.

As if authoring a prize winning piece of glass art, I'm afraid that you blew it. The many offerings of the world's forgotten region, the laksa, the air pollution, the otters, the small tree mammals are now DEAD TO YOU, DEAD

smh

:think:

great double-post by tb and vn

Hello whiny Asia dwellers:

the NZ option actually brings the meetup much closer to you than any of the options are to the Europeans among us.

Sincerely,

Dead Red Skee-Ball

bram will throw baked fish at you for dismissing europe as a whole in that poll.
we will have our own meetup. we'll do it on a sunday.

sounds like a plan.

I wanna party with the european crowd too, they know how to have fun.

let's go to Amsterdam

K pay for me though

New Delhi

I get a hot 40% discount on certain hotels through my job

I get a hot discount on certain fathers.