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duovamp 05-11-2014 07:14 PM

can you cock?
 
This shitty parody thread has probably already been made. Don't even post in here and just let me go home. Thank you.

The exploding boy 05-11-2014 07:16 PM

Cockhandling is what i'm best at. Every single time I grab my cock i perform beautifully and easily make it to climax. 100% success rate. Hard to beat (but not to beat off)

duovamp 05-11-2014 07:20 PM

This thread had like one fucking rule. One fucking rule. And you couldn't follow it.

killtrocity 05-11-2014 07:33 PM

I AM THE COCK MAN

Shallowed 05-11-2014 07:35 PM

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Elphenor 05-11-2014 07:44 PM

The head just doesn't move at all.
It's really weird

pavementtune 05-12-2014 05:07 AM

This thread is as good as any other to "derail" it:

Aeris, I'd like to ask you something - what do you think of this style?



http://images.derstandard.at/2013/09...792-milk01.jpg
http://www.seitenblicke.at/sites/def...mokey-eyes.jpg


same person

http://www.heute.at/storage/scl/bild...ion=1399582159

MusicMan4 05-12-2014 05:17 AM

why would I need to have thoughts about that

MusicMan4 05-12-2014 05:20 AM

I mean I do but I don't care
They should let America be part of Eurovision because otherwise it would be all Germany there
Then I would lower myself to comment on conchita the bearded lady

MusicMan4 05-12-2014 06:23 AM

All of Europe would be Germany without the good old USA
remember that next time you try and burn our flag

MusicMan4 05-12-2014 06:27 AM

Sigh

MusicMan4 05-12-2014 06:33 AM

Ok fine I mean I still don't know what you're asking me but I'll try an actual response instead of glib bullshit especially if you somehow took it as a serious statement that I really wouldn't lower myself to comment on anything unamerican

I think it's fine that this dude has a beard and is wearing a dress? Like from what I know of this he isn't trans or anything so I think that's all that's going on here, I didn't have that many options for following Eurovision
I'm really struggling with what the question is
I personally hate having facial hair and want to cover it up as much as possible until getting electrolysis
I think it's cool if a dude wants to wear a dress and have a beard though?

MusicMan4 05-12-2014 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pavementtune (Post 4059933)
You actually just answered eversthing I wondered about. I appreciate it because I am not aware of knowing anyone transgender I could ask.

1) If it's offensive or something to you that she uses this styling without actually being transgender (or a drag queen)
2) if the beard/make-up/dress style looks cool or totally ugly to you
3) if you'd consider a simliar look (not getting rid of everything resembling a beard) for yourself.

Now that this important matter was answered I can go and die happily. I'll burn a flag first, though.

I don't find drag queens offensive in that way but they're generally real garish and over the top which the intention but it's not an aesthetic that appeals to me but I mean yeah I won't care if one wears a beard or anything else
I mean there are total biological womyn born womyn with beards and I certainly don't think that's offensive but their pictures getting passed around as lol-memes is offensive. I just really want mine burnt the hell off forever

The exploding boy 05-12-2014 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aeris Hilton (Post 4059927)
I mean I do but I don't care
They should let America be part of Eurovision because otherwise it would be all Germany there
Then I would lower myself to comment on conchita the bearded lady

Since its all political votes though America would never win anything. And America doesn't like to take part in things they can't win. Even if they've been doing it a lot when it comes to wars in recent history...

MusicMan4 05-12-2014 11:44 AM

damn straight dropping that ether

Cool As Ice Cream 05-16-2014 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp (Post 4059733)
This thread had like one fucking rule. One fucking rule. And you couldn't follow it.

tell me more.

JokeyLoki 05-16-2014 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killtrocity (Post 4059737)
I AM THE COCK MAN



I AM THE ONE WHO COCKS

(I'm sorry)


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