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vixnix 05-18-2018 03:48 AM

I'm the Last Netphorian Christian
 
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ask me anything

FoolofaTook 05-18-2018 04:28 AM

soon their will be two of us, babe

FoolofaTook 05-18-2018 04:29 AM

is monte a netphorian?

are ldses christians?

Shallowed 05-18-2018 07:19 AM

what's your favourite colour

FoolofaTook 05-18-2018 07:43 AM

rainbow

FlamingGlobes 05-18-2018 11:20 AM

Is buttstuff really a sin?

ilikeplanets 05-18-2018 11:36 AM

doesnt that original sin thing seem kinda stupid

is jesus or god supposed to be the one you pray to

ilikeplanets 05-18-2018 11:37 AM

why do christians hate everyone that isnt a straight white male

smashingjj 05-18-2018 11:38 AM

why do non-christians hate straight white mail so much

ilikeplanets 05-18-2018 11:41 AM

we are impatient!

FoolofaTook 05-18-2018 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4437939)
why do christians hate everyone that isnt a straight white male

because eve was made from adam's rib.

redbreegull 05-18-2018 02:17 PM

1. how does it feel adhering to a belief system which is not only thousands of years old, but which has continually mutated and changed over time to the point where modern Christianity likely bears no resemblance to Jesus' real worldviews or teachings?

2. how do you feel about Gnosticism?

3. Christianity has been the greatest ideological justification for evil and violence in human history, true or false?

4. What is your relationship to the Hebrew Bible as a Christian? Do you believe God has rejected the terms of his older covenant with humans, or merely updated it? Are the old laws to be ignored or incorporated into Christian life?

5. What is the experience of adhering to a religion which claims to be the ultimate champion of the downtrodden but is in actuality the ultimate symbol of institutionalized power?

6. Are you ever afraid that another religion is correct and you are a blasphemer?

FoolofaTook 05-18-2018 02:51 PM

7. How do you feel about Seventh-day Adventists, the true remnant church of Christ?

Shallowed 05-18-2018 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4437933)
Is buttstuff really a sin?

That was going to be my follow up question

Funbags 05-18-2018 04:21 PM

Do all dogs go to heaven?

slunken 05-18-2018 04:33 PM

When did prayer in public become not a bad thing?

When did money collection during service become not a bad thing?

smashingjj 05-18-2018 04:44 PM

when did slunken become not a bad thing?

slunken 05-18-2018 05:16 PM

hey now

slunken 05-18-2018 05:17 PM

i have more posts than you. i am chaotic neutral.

slunken 05-18-2018 05:18 PM

but please answer the question

smashingjj 05-18-2018 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken (Post 4437974)
i have more posts than you. i am chaotic neutral.

shit this is true

I must obey

redbreegull 05-18-2018 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken (Post 4437973)
hey now

don't dream it's over

Mooney 05-18-2018 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4437949)
4. What is your relationship to the Hebrew Bible as a Christian? Do you believe God has rejected the terms of his older covenant with humans, or merely updated it? Are the old laws to be ignored or incorporated into Christian life?

Every christian I've ever met (including my family) think that you can ignore all the annoying parts of the old testament because Jesus came to save people from not being able to eat bacon. Here are ol' J.C.'s thoughts on the matter:

"Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place.” (Matthew 5:17)

fuzzyroes 05-18-2018 07:23 PM

I've been pretty harsh regarding Christianity, but if it helps people connect with their spirituality then I see no problem with it. Most Christians ignore the bigoted stuff anyways.

fuzzyroes 05-18-2018 07:26 PM

I had a dream last night and the words Romans 14 were emphasized, so when I woke up i scribbled it down.

Vix, do you know what that means in regards to the bible? I googled it but a whole bunch of stuff came up.

smashingjj 05-18-2018 07:46 PM

you're gonna die.

fuzzyroes 05-18-2018 08:46 PM

It's gonna happen to you too, baby!

butthurt 05-18-2018 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4437933)
Is buttstuff really a sin?

:smoke:

Sonic Johnny 05-19-2018 01:11 AM

How do you reckon jesus would have felt about you removing your children from a public school because you don't want them exposed to the poors?

FoolofaTook 05-19-2018 02:09 AM

How do you reckon Jesus would have felt about anal sex?


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