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Tyler 11-12-2019 02:50 PM

XRISTMAS XOUNTDOWN
 
FORTY-THREE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS LOSERS

Tyler 11-12-2019 02:50 PM

I've been thinking a lot about the spirit of Christmas and what I've realized is that getting caught up in a cyclical torrent of endless yelling and name-calling on the internet is an experience I don't want to go to my grave having missed out on. That's why this year, all I want for Christmas is you as my new board nemesis. So in addition to updating the countdown daily, I'll be using this thread to personally insult you. I'd do this daily as well but there aren't enough of you wretched, slithering hagfish attached to the rotting carcass of this board for that to work so I'll do my best to spread it out and make the fun last all season

Tyler 11-12-2019 02:51 PM

Let's begin shall we?

Tyler 11-12-2019 02:51 PM

smashingjj:

Posting Kristin Hayter lyrics in all caps was my thing. And you took it away from me. I'll never forgive you for this. You never told me how her set was either and now I hear you two are talking on Instagram???

FUCK YOU JJ YOU FUCKEN CUTE COP DUTCH-FACED MOTHERFUCKER MAY ANOTHER STEAL WHAT YOU STOLE MAY THERE BE NO KINDNESS MAY YOUR CUP RUNNETH OVER WITH FANTA AND COLA MAY YOUR TOIL PRODUCE NAUGHT BUT THORNS AND THISTLES MAY ALL OF YOUR JOY TURN TO ASHES IN YOUR MOUTH MAY YOUR HOUSE STAND FOREVER MAY YOU BE SUPPORTED BY ALL IN YOUR CREATIVE ENDEAVORS DESPITE THE DECIDEDLY UNMUSICAL NATURE OF YOUR NOISEMAKING AND MAY ALL YOUR CHRISTMASES BE WHITE

Tyler 11-12-2019 02:53 PM

:)

Tyler 11-12-2019 02:54 PM


Tyler 11-12-2019 02:55 PM

IT SAYS YOU PIGS SHOULD FIND A GOD TO LOVE IN CASE YOU'RE NOT GONNA CLICK IT

FoolofaTook 11-12-2019 02:59 PM


Mals Marola 11-12-2019 03:05 PM

This thread is very timely, because I've really been reconnecting with Christ over the past couple years. I know I've spoken out against religion before, but I think I was mostly trying to be an edge lord. My life started to spiral off the rails once I gave up my faith and I never realized the correlation.

The bible offers a moral compass and a path to a righteous way of life. I've been listening a lot to philosophers and I realize a lot of what's happening in society is just an attack on Logos and the righteousness of Christ

yo soy el mejor 11-12-2019 03:06 PM

cool.

topleybird 11-12-2019 03:24 PM

It feels like the blessed season is right around the corner! Christ be with all who celebrate His magic birth






smashingjj 11-12-2019 03:27 PM

aw!

FoolofaTook 11-12-2019 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mals Marola (Post 4521371)
This thread is very timely, because I've really been reconnecting with Christ over the past couple years. I know I've spoken out against religion before, but I think I was mostly trying to be an edge lord. My life started to spiral off the rails once I gave up my faith and I never realized the correlation.

The bible offers a moral compass and a path to a righteous way of life. I've been listening a lot to philosophers and I realize a lot of what's happening in society is just an attack on Logos and the righteousness of Christ



Mals Marola 11-12-2019 03:42 PM

cool.

Tyler 11-12-2019 04:13 PM

There seems to have been a bit of a misunderstanding here. My fault really. I should have known I'd need to be more explicit with you dummies. THIS THREAD IS FOR ME TO YELL AT YOU AND FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. STOP POSTING IN MY THREAD

Tyler 11-12-2019 04:16 PM

Oh and as I don't want anyone to feel left out, please know that I'll be cursing all of your names this holiday season and if I forget to mention you specifically it's only because your presence on this board, much like your existence on this planet, has been so insignificant and dull as to leave no lasting impression of your ever having been here at all

FoolofaTook 11-12-2019 04:47 PM


Cool As Ice Cream 11-12-2019 05:16 PM

i didn't read what was posted in this thread but fuck you for starting a christmas thread
fuck you you fucken fuck

yo soy el mejor 11-12-2019 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mals Marola (Post 4521380)
cool.


yo soy el mejor 11-12-2019 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream (Post 4521400)
i didn't read what was posted in this thread but fuck you for starting a christmas thread
fuck you you fucken fuck


Tyler 11-12-2019 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream (Post 4521400)
i didn't read what was posted in this thread but fuck you for starting a christmas thread
fuck you you fucken fuck

FUCK YEAH GUY FUCK ME AND FUCK YOU TOO

Tyler 11-12-2019 06:31 PM

GOD FUCK US, EVERYONE

Tyler 11-12-2019 06:31 PM


Tyler 11-12-2019 06:33 PM


reprise85 11-12-2019 10:01 PM

i like the new tyler.

please insult me

Tyler 11-13-2019 11:52 AM

FORTY-TWO DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

Mals Marola 11-13-2019 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler (Post 4521385)
Oh and as I don't want anyone to feel left out, please know that I'll be cursing all of your names this holiday season and if I forget to mention you specifically it's only because your presence on this board, much like your existence on this planet, has been so insignificant and dull as to leave no lasting impression of your ever having been here at all

that's no way to make a true nemesis

for that you have to really hone in, leave everyone out

so come on then, go all in on Smashing Vajayjay!

Mals Marola 11-13-2019 01:13 PM


FoolofaTook 11-13-2019 01:41 PM


Tyler 11-13-2019 01:55 PM



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