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FlamingGlobes 09-18-2017 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4384156)
more like poopoo john's

I mean, his fucking name is John Schnatter. The fuck outta here with this shit.

FlamingGlobes 09-18-2017 09:28 PM

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wjhzXDDXt74/maxresdefault.jpg

FlamingGlobes 09-18-2017 09:28 PM

You know your pizza is bad when everything on it tastes like it was canned, even the dough.

FlamingGlobes 09-18-2017 09:29 PM

I've had diarrhea farts that smelled better than that pizza tastes, take that to mean what you will.

FlamingGlobes 09-18-2017 09:29 PM

And if the way you took it is that I enjoy the smell of my own farts, you're goddamn right.

LaBelle 09-18-2017 09:31 PM

But wise people used to say there's no such thing as a bad pizza.

FlamingGlobes 09-18-2017 09:36 PM

Well, I mean, I'd still eat it, but there's always better places in town. Always.

FlamingGlobes 09-18-2017 09:36 PM

Even gas station pizza is usually better.

FlamingGlobes 09-18-2017 09:36 PM

Also, fuck John Shat-in-her.

Ram27 09-18-2017 10:02 PM

it's the best chain pizza

schnatter is a t w a t

i love that fucking video. Matt just made history...he's the first...delivery driver...to deliver Papa John's...worldwide... uh, papajohn.com on our new internet site today, and we're real proud of him

teh b0lly!!1 09-18-2017 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4384313)
I've had diarrhea farts that smelled better than that pizza tastes, take that to mean what you will.

i sincerely like MlagingFboles's passion & respect for the institute of pizza.

FlamingGlobes 09-18-2017 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ram27 (Post 4384329)
it's the best chain pizza

I want to dispute this but can't think of a single chain I would vouch for.

I do like the cheesy breadsticks (with warm marinara!) from Pizza Hut quite a bit, but that's about it.

FlamingGlobes 09-18-2017 10:26 PM

I used to beg my mom to take us to Pizza Hut when I was a kid. When it was my birthday, we would go there for dinner.

When I became an adult, I put away childish things etc. so on and so forth.

FlamingGlobes 09-18-2017 10:27 PM

I'd rather just spend 40 minutes making my own god damn pizza, thankyouverymuch.

LaBelle 09-18-2017 10:29 PM

Frozen pizza can be great on occasion.

:D

teh b0lly!!1 09-18-2017 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4384340)
I'd rather just spend 40 minutes making my own god damn pizza, thankyouverymuch.

yeah this.

i mean i still like Domino's and Pizza Hut, if there's a trey lying around i'll help myself. but i almost never order it myself.

FlamingGlobes 09-18-2017 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle (Post 4384341)
Frozen pizza can be great on occasion.

:D

Most are better than what Papa John's has to offer, that's for sure.

I used to love renting tapes and eating Tombstones as a 13 year old.

teh b0lly!!1 09-18-2017 10:43 PM

frozen pizzas are not pizzas. they are undead frankenstein mock italian frozen pastries.

LaBelle 09-18-2017 10:47 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eOKrS7-kLH...ankenpizza.jpg

Skradgee 09-19-2017 12:44 AM

SWEET, MERCIFUL MOZZARELLA! I MISSED my POST MOMENT yesterday, this past Monday. FOR SHAME! There was BUFFALO CHICKEN TENDERNESS UPON MY TENDER TASTEBUDS, and HOLY MARY mother of mostaccioli, it is ALWAYS QUITE NICE!

teh b0lly!!1 09-19-2017 12:47 AM

i had pretty badass fucken sushi the other night.

Skradgee 09-19-2017 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4384367)
i had pretty badass fucken sushi the other night.

Whoa, WHOA!

Beep beep......back this PIZZA TRUCK the FUCK...UP!

Our friend reprise made this post about PIZZA! You think you can just roll up in here and TALK ABOUT SUSHI??!?

FoolofaTook 09-19-2017 05:39 AM

You must be an American.

Please remind me, do you have a culture or a lack thereof?

teh b0lly!!1 09-19-2017 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skradgee (Post 4384369)
Whoa, WHOA!

Beep beep......back this PIZZA TRUCK the FUCK...UP!

Our friend reprise made this post about PIZZA! You think you can just roll up in here and TALK ABOUT SUSHI??!?

i was only testing your attention! ha!




no but seriously sushi is god tho

LaBelle 09-19-2017 07:44 AM

Sushi IS God

reprise85 09-19-2017 10:25 AM

fuck now i want sushi. i think imma go to this buffet before i go to campus. shiiiit

yo soy el mejor 09-19-2017 11:37 AM

tim and i had a sushi eating contest for our fourth anniversary. i think i beat him by one piece. 52 pieces or some shit.

:s

LaBelle 09-19-2017 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4384419)
fuck now i want sushi. i think imma go to this buffet before i go to campus. shiiiit

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/73/732b0...b40adc271e.jpg

LaBelle 09-19-2017 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4384421)
tim and i had a sushi eating contest for our fourth anniversary. i think i beat him by one piece. 52 pieces or some shit.

:s

Dang, how did you feel afterwards?!

When I go to all you eat sushi places, I usually leave feeling very full and I typically have ~20 pieces at the most.


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