I wish American culture treated every night like Fat Tuesday
 

The number of tits I saw tonight made me miss the glory days of college. It also made me wish we lived in a culture in which the currency for simply seeing nice fucking college aged tits was simply some cheep fucking plastic beeds necklace.

do you craft these gems of trollery or do they come naturally.

I think what you are getting at is that I misspelled the word cheep, or cheap as it may actually be spelled. I'm not going to look up the proper spelling but I will be generous enough to let others decide what it actually is. I'm not a dictionarian, I'm just a profitarian.

Please, do me the favor and run into an AIDS tree.

Had to fight off the temptation to Sheen this quote.

wait, its not?

last night for diner the lady and i went to a nice and quiet courtyard restaurant (the oldest establishment in cincy) and watched a guy bang out standards on an old piano.

diff'rent strokes i guess.

Yes, Mardis Gras in Millersville, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, is definitely where the party is at.

And who'd guess. College girls! In a college town!

they're all doughy midwestern types tho. big tits yeah but...wait that's not bad at all.

That's where I went to school, it's not where I live.


I'm out near West Chester, PA. Funnnnnnnnn times at the bars last night there.

:erm:

West Chester...the town that produced Matt Ryan and half of Jackass.

seriously guy i don't understand why you're always putting down stuff like this. how would you know any better, really?

West Chester makes Austin's warehouse district seem like the least yuppie place in America.

warehouse district? where's that. I mean. I know where it used to be, but now there's all these condo high-rises and bullshit overpriced shopping locales. no warehouses actually.

in fact, i nearly forgot that part of austin existed before i realized i couldn't find the Austin Music Hall because the entire neighborhood of warehouses had been razed.

besides lamar & west 6th and going west from there is more yuppie than anything in the "warehouse district"

huh?

i'm just saying that "i wasn't in millsersville i was in the mardi gras party mecca of west chester pa" is worthy of a :erm:

i don't know what you mean by how i could know better.

here we go again with more eulogy nonsense..

its tiresome

yea i mean you can have a good time anywhere though i do find it strange that cities have faux mardi gras celebrations. really what's the point? if you care that hard go to NOLA.

but then again most americans will use any excuse to get shit-hammered.

"oh it's bastille day?" *DRINK*

right but that would presumably ******* millersville.

in my experience it's usually the shittiest of bars/places that celebrate holidays that mean absolutely nothing to them.

so i'm sure the folks had a good time -> whatever that entails.

shittiest in this context i guess would mean white trash

so i'm guessing flavored shots on special and rap music that was popular 5 years ago. lots of girls wearing their "best clothes" (american eagle hoodies) and going WOOOOOOOOO a lot.

man in what white trash bars are slutty chicks wearing hoodies

:rofl:

where i come from almost all of them - you gotta show off that mall bought brand name somewhere and the extremely low cut shirt they're wearing underneath just won't cut it.

btw i'm talking zip-ups not pullovers

ohhhhhhhhh ok i think i have a more accurate picture now