Looks like Christie is in:
My mom said people won't vote for him because he's too fat.
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ugh newsmax makes me feel slimy. didn't know it was based out of West Palm Beach. |
lol newsmax
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Well he (and Palin) have to decide by October 31.
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^ guy bitched when people posted sterotypical black photos of obama eating watermelon of course
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Christie doesn't get mocked for being fat. there are a lot of fat politicians, celebrities, etc. He gets mocked because he's a priviledged, sanctimoneous piece of shit who preaches austerity to the average man, while at the same time stuffing his face with food and drinking $300 champaign. If he wasn't fat but and instead was a skinny little man with a big head, he'd be made fun of for looking like Mr Burns. |
I don't think Nimrod was claiming "racism"... :erm:
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hes giving a speech at the reagan center tonight... announcement?
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not running
and i'll repeat the lol newsmax |
he's much too fat to think he has a chance
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i mean we're talking a jonah hill level transformation for him not to look comical
and looking comical is not presidential, in our image conscious society. because not that he's just fat, he's got the whole pantbelly problem and he looks kind of like if tweedledum ate tweedledee. if he had wide shoulders he'd be able to make it look all right with suits but he's like pear man or something |
like taft was fat as fuck but he was that kind of authoritative, fearsome walrus blubber
chris christie looks like governor homer simpson |
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the two are not the same. not even close. |
yes there is such a thing actually but everyone seems ok with making fun of fat people so
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yes, there certainly is such a thing
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oh come now, fat people are barely even human
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I have entered the wacky world of prediction markets, and I have put money on Romney.
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i can't really remember last time, but didn't it seem like more of a toss-up for a while? |
romney's always been the frontrunner. which is sort of mindblowing to me, but whatevs
if christie jumps in i'll probably put stock on him instead after waiting awhile to make sure he isn't a perry-style flop |
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christie is always mocked for his weight. also nice job with "champaign." |
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is that not how it works?
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i can't believe nobody loled at the phrase "authoritative walrus blubber"
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if hes ever spotted with a salad we'll know hes in.
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looks like new jersey gets to keep this particular dickhead windbag freak to itself
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so now they're left choosing between bush mk. II, obama lite or the pizza peddling uncle tom. i think the onion really was onto something http://www.theonion.com/articles/new...-making,21113/
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