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D. 10-02-2018 12:07 PM

Billy has a new baby - Philomena Clementine Corgan
 
He needs to stop w these fuckin' names lmao

amoergosum 10-02-2018 12:08 PM



Spaceboy88 10-02-2018 12:13 PM

How the fuck did Chloe hide that bump?

amoergosum 10-02-2018 12:14 PM


Corgan's Bluff 10-02-2018 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spaceboy88 (Post 4467543)
How the fuck did Chloe hide that bump?

Host Mother...? :D

Spaceboy88 10-02-2018 12:23 PM

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017...4775084587.jpg

Oklahoma Sexual 10-02-2018 12:34 PM

MELLONOMA

if you or a loved one were named by william patrick corgan, you may be entitled to collect damages as part of a class action lawsuit settlement. call 1-800-JUPPITE now

D. 10-02-2018 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oklahoma Sexual (Post 4467548)
MELLONOMA

if you or a loved one were named by william patrick corgan, you may be entitled to collect damages as part of a class action lawsuit settlement. call 1-800-JUPPITE now

:rofl:

topleybird 10-02-2018 01:00 PM

Congratulations to the girl whom friends and bullies alike will call Phil

Billy and Chloe aren't married, right

Takes some balls to insist the kids take his name

FoolofaTook 10-02-2018 01:08 PM

goddamn jeff's been busy

FoolofaTook 10-02-2018 01:08 PM

http://forums.netphoria.org/customav...tar25775_8.gif

Disco King 10-02-2018 01:11 PM

Philly "Cheesesteak" Corgan

RAWK 10-02-2018 01:14 PM

That name sounds like a disease or a mental condition

D. 10-02-2018 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAWK (Post 4467559)
That name sounds like a disease or a mental condition

This joke was already made, and better:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Oklahoma Sexual (Post 4467548)
MELLONOMA

if you or a loved one were named by william patrick corgan, you may be entitled to collect damages as part of a class action lawsuit settlement. call 1-800-JUPPITE now


NovaFritz 10-02-2018 01:22 PM

Well at least AJ now has someone to commiserate with. Being Bellio's one and only kid -- I wouldn't wish that on my own worst enemy.

DemonUnicorns 10-02-2018 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NovaFritz (Post 4467561)
Well at least AJ now has someone to commiserate with. Being Bellio's one and only kid -- I wouldn't wish that on my own worst enemy.

Good money though

Eulogy 10-02-2018 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4467557)
Philly "Cheesesteak" Corgan

Lol

WeilandFan 10-02-2018 02:02 PM

Future Smashing Pumpkins bassist on the 50th anniversary tour!

Corgan's Bluff 10-02-2018 02:03 PM


Auggie looks upstage like he knows he no longer has the main attention.

They chose the second name not only by the color of her skin...

https://pixabay.com/p-1792/?no_redirect

Disco King 10-02-2018 02:20 PM

Hey, at least "Philomena" is a real name, unlike "Juppiter."

brothahi4L 10-02-2018 02:43 PM

Philomena is a very old name in Austria, Switzerland and Germany.
Like it.
Clementine is also nice

smashingjj 10-02-2018 03:02 PM

ugh. what will she actually be called? Phil-Cle?

Mena?

Disco King 10-02-2018 03:06 PM

I'd just go by Clem or Clementine.

FoolofaTook 10-02-2018 03:17 PM

clementine is a pretty name.

philomena blows cthulhic dongs (yes, he is multiply hung).

Spaceboy88 10-02-2018 03:18 PM

Juppiter is an alternate spelling of Iuppiter. Still weird though. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Iuppiter#Latin

FoolofaTook 10-02-2018 03:21 PM

"How could we make Jupiter sound more pompous? Of course! Use an alternate spelling!"

Zer0 Hour 10-02-2018 03:25 PM

I hope Billy has like 15 kids just so he comes up with more absurdly pretentious names. He's delving into Key & Peele East-West College Bowl territory with these names. Let's predict the next few, shall we?

Ozzy-Mandias Ganymede Corgan
Barbarella Apocalypto Corgan
Constantinople Appuleius Corgan
Barsoom Tablature Corgan
Cardassiana Hath-Set Corgan
Yaww Strange Corgan
Arepas Deschain Corgan
Taran Toola Corgan

Gooch 10-02-2018 03:49 PM

I would have preferred Morgan Corgan

FoolofaTook 10-02-2018 04:13 PM

If I gave birth, I would name my hapless spawn Melchizedek Mephistopheles.

Like, woah.

HerVelvetSpleen 10-02-2018 04:26 PM

Billy and Chloe's taste in names is pretentious, but still very much on trend with current naming styles. I don't love the extra P in Juppiter, but other than that I think all the Pumpkins have nicely named kids. I know a 2 years old Philomena who goes by Pippa.


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