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jczeroman 02-12-2008 04:29 PM

Playin' ball in the ghetto
 
I spent 20 minutes playing basketball in the park down by my house. In that time I saw:

two crack whores
one single mom and two kids
one lesbian with a big dog
two meth users trying to break into the public bathroom
one guy who stared at me out his window the entire time
one guy who probably was going to rob me before I sped away in my VW beetle
one mail-man

jczeroman 02-12-2008 04:30 PM

I need to find a better place to shoot hoops.

jczeroman 02-12-2008 04:30 PM

Or bring my gun...

Nimrod's Son 02-12-2008 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jczeroman (Post 3166198)
I spent 20 minutes playing basketball in the park down by my house. In that time I saw:

two crack whores
one single mom and two kids
one lesbian with a big dog
two meth users trying to break into the public bathroom
one guy who stared at me out his window the entire time
one guy who probably was going to rob me before I sped away in my VW beetle
one mail-man

i bet none of those people voted for romney

redbull 02-12-2008 04:33 PM

socialized medicine in the communist state of oregon at its finest

wHATcOLOR 02-12-2008 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jczeroman (Post 3166198)
one single mom and two kids
one lesbian with a big dog

OH! MY! GOD! someone alert the president

Mariner 02-12-2008 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jczeroman (Post 3166198)
one mail-man


that's it, i'm moving to canada

BumbleBeeMouth 02-12-2008 04:55 PM

Have you considered moving in with your aunt and uncle in bel air?

wHATcOLOR 02-12-2008 04:55 PM

mass exodus, pack you bags, concerned citizens!

Mariner 02-12-2008 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jczeroman (Post 3166198)
one guy who probably was going to rob me before I sped away in my VW beetle

let us drive into the mountains amidst the towering SUVs

wHATcOLOR 02-12-2008 05:01 PM

make haste!!

Mariner 02-12-2008 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR (Post 3166227)
mass exodus, pack you bags, concerned citizens!

lead single from 2009's Entertainment Weekly! critical darling and pitchfork-panned-disaster, Sufjan Stevens' Israel! Be There Or Be Ye Square

Mablak 02-12-2008 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jczeroman (Post 3166198)
I spent 20 minutes playing basketball in the park down by my house. In that time I saw:

two crack whores
one single mom and two kids
one lesbian with a big dog
two meth users trying to break into the public bathroom
one guy who stared at me out his window the entire time
one guy who probably was going to rob me before I sped away in my VW beetle
one mail-man

I think I can explain this, the two crackwhores were the same people as the two kids and the two meth users. The single mom was also the lesbian. And the mailman, he was the starer and the potential robber.

There you have it jczeroman, I've solved your riddle.

sickbadthing 02-12-2008 05:17 PM

Ghetto? That really isn't ghetto. I guess for Eugene it is.

sickbadthing 02-12-2008 05:19 PM

Oh I get it. You just want a good excuse to kill people.

Ol' Couch Ass 02-12-2008 05:19 PM

The ghetto is where you gotta go if you want to shoot hoops with the real ballas.

jczeroman 02-12-2008 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mablak (Post 3166253)
I think I can explain this, the two crackwhores were the same people as the two kids and the two meth users. The single mom was also the lesbian. And the mailman, he was the starer and the potential robber.

There you have it jczeroman, I've solved your riddle.

this made me lol... my thanks!

jczeroman 02-12-2008 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass (Post 3166267)
The ghetto is where you gotta go if you want to shoot hoops with the real ballas.

Thank god someone gets it.

jczeroman 02-12-2008 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sickbadthing (Post 3166264)
Oh I get it. You just want a good excuse to kill people.

That's what I'm kicking myself over. I could have legitimately shot all of those people under Oregon law.

sickbadthing 02-12-2008 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jczeroman (Post 3166271)
That's what I'm kicking myself over. I could have legitimately shot all of those people under Oregon law.

The mailman was probably packing though. Be careful.

KrazeeStacee 02-12-2008 05:25 PM

Pshh, here you don't even need to go down to the ghetto to see that stuff!

I used to hang out with my friend while her boyfriend and my best friend played basketball in the ghetto. We'd sit in the grass and eat popcorn chicken, yell about how our friends sucked, and then we'd eventually steal the ball from someone and go play our own game. Throwin' the ball granny-style. I miss those days.

jczeroman 02-12-2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing (Post 3166275)
The mailman was probably packing though. Be careful.

He was black. Well, half-black, so really that goes either way.

jczeroman 02-12-2008 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by KrazeeStacee (Post 3166276)
Pshh, here you don't even need to go down to the ghetto to see that stuff!

You don't understand: this is Mill st. in Springfield.



MILL ST.!!

twice 02-12-2008 05:42 PM

it's called MULATTO

Nimrod's Son 02-12-2008 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jczeroman (Post 3166278)
He was black. Well, half-black, so really that goes either way.


jczeroman 02-12-2008 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twice (Post 3166293)
it's called MULATTO

Evidently, he was a mime.

Mariner 02-12-2008 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jczeroman (Post 3166339)
Evidently, he was a mime.

damn. i was going to say "instant presidency!!"

null123 02-12-2008 08:02 PM

do you live near the university?

Trotskilicious 02-12-2008 10:17 PM

you know if you were really in the ghetto you would have been run off the court, whiteboy

WHY DON'T YOU HANG OUT AT THE YMCA YA PUNK BITCH!

jczeroman 02-13-2008 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charmbag (Post 3166464)
do you live near the university?

I live about a mile from it as the crow flies. But the river is in my way so I have to go through the Glenwood pawnshop district.


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