kinda excited about being a parent

Mayfuck · 01:35 AM

kinda excited to be a progressive hipster dad who listens to NPR and drives a hybrid

kinda excited to enroll my kid in some arts school

kinda excited to move to vermont and wear turtle neck sweaters

what about you guys

what kinda parents do u think u will be?

do u have an idealised vision of what kind of parents you'd be?

do u ever consider despite these idealised visions that you're going to end up like your own parents (whom you hate "s00000 much?")

Pasta of Muppet · 09-20-2009, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

what about you guys

I'm not excited about any of those things.

slunken · 09-20-2009, 01:30 AM

kinda excited to be an apologetic asshole

ohnoitsbonnie · 09-20-2009, 01:44 AM

How far along is Rachael? I only wish you two the best

Charmbag · 09-20-2009, 02:02 AM

8 months

Charmbag · 09-20-2009, 02:03 AM

explains some of my posts i'm sure

ohnoitsbonnie · 09-20-2009, 02:18 AM

publius clodius · 09-20-2009, 05:35 AM

Trotskilicious · 09-20-2009, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

kinda excited to be a progressive hipster dad who listens to NPR and drives a hybrid

kinda excited to enroll my kid in some arts school

kinda excited to move to vermont and wear turtle neck sweaters

what about you guys

what kinda parents do u think u will be?

do u have an idealised vision of what kind of parents you'd be?

do u ever consider despite these idealised visions that you're going to end up like your own parents (whom you hate "s00000 much?")

sure hoep you dig payn for ur kid when he's 30

Trotskilicious · 09-20-2009, 05:37 AM

i can't wait to break my fucking douchebag kids heatt when he says he wants to go to arts school and i say "well i ain't payin for it you worthless shitstain"

Trotskilicious · 09-20-2009, 05:37 AM

FUK U FUTURE KID I HOPE YOU FIND THIS

publius clodius · 09-20-2009, 05:38 AM

trotski lets have a kid i think we'd make good parents

Trotskilicious · 09-20-2009, 05:39 AM

man i would fucking destroyh that kids's dreams of wever being sombody so maybe in a reverse fashion he would become somebody

boomers raised kids all shitty like. you aren'ts pecial you fucker you're more girstle for the mill

publius clodius · 09-20-2009, 05:43 AM

Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a million little strings attached to every choice you make; you can destroy your life every time you choose. But maybe you won't know for twenty years. And you may never ever trace it to its source. And you only get one chance to play it out. Just try and figure out your own divorce. And they say there is no fate, but there is: it's what you create. And even though the world goes on for eons and eons, you are only here for a fraction of a fraction of a second. Most of your time is spent being dead or not yet born. But while alive, you wait in vain, wasting years, for a phone call or a letter or a look from someone or something to make it all right. And it never comes or it seems to but it doesn't really. And so you spend your time in vague regret or vaguer hope that something good will come along. Something to make you feel connected, something to make you feel whole, something to make you feel loved. And the truth is I feel so angry, and the truth is I feel so fucking sad, and the truth is I've felt so fucking hurt for so fucking long and for just as long I've been pretending I'm OK, just to get along, just for, I don't know why, maybe because no one wants to hear about my misery, because they have their own. Well, fuck everybody. Amen.

Trotskilicious · 09-20-2009, 05:44 AM

HAHAHA LITTLE KID YOU'RE FUCKED

Mayfuck · 09-20-2009, 05:45 AM

who wnats to see publicus clodius photo

Trotskilicious · 09-20-2009, 05:45 AM

me

i bet he's sex y

publius clodius · 09-20-2009, 05:48 AM

the publication of my picture would indeed turn me from publius clodius into publicus clodius

Trotskilicious · 09-20-2009, 05:49 AM

guys i lost a hamburger somwhere between my front door asnd my computer plxz help me find it

publius clodius · 09-20-2009, 05:50 AM

you'll know where it is when you step on it

Mayfuck · 09-20-2009, 05:52 AM

her'es a piece of the photo. slowly io'll upload additional pieces. but please let me know if u want to see it. i'm going to ask for some information in return. so we make a trade yes? w ho is willing to bid for more pieces of the picture

Trotskilicious · 09-20-2009, 05:53 AM

i got a pic of yeehaw james iha in only a bra i wil ltrade 4 u

publius clodius · 09-20-2009, 05:56 AM

dude bonnie uploaded itttt

Mayfuck · 09-20-2009, 05:56 AM

if u guys tell me the location of johnathan ralph ****** i will leak the whole picture. here is another piece

Trotskilicious · 09-20-2009, 05:57 AM

damb u want jrb peenie pix i don't has thoze

publius clodius · 09-20-2009, 05:59 AM

his penis was very crooked

Mayfuck · 09-20-2009, 06:00 AM

Trotskilicious · 09-20-2009, 06:09 AM

i found my hamberger

Starla · 09-20-2009, 06:29 AM

no way

Starla · 09-20-2009, 06:30 AM

i'm going to buy mayfuck a baby gif

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Mayfuck womyn as lovers Location: l'isle joyeuse Posts: 56,861	kinda excited about being a parent kinda excited to be a progressive hipster dad who listens to NPR and drives a hybrid kinda excited to enroll my kid in some arts school kinda excited to move to vermont and wear turtle neck sweaters what about you guys what kinda parents do u think u will be? do u have an idealised vision of what kind of parents you'd be? do u ever consider despite these idealised visions that you're going to end up like your own parents (whom you hate "s00000 much?") Last edited by Mayfuck : 09-20-2009 at 01:35 AM.

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Trotskilicious u wan play spies Location: MonteLDS says (4:40 PM): So u think your all that b/c u know how many ppl are in the usa Posts: 73,566	FUK U FUTURE KID I HOPE YOU FIND THIS

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publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	trotski lets have a kid i think we'd make good parents

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Trotskilicious u wan play spies Location: MonteLDS says (4:40 PM): So u think your all that b/c u know how many ppl are in the usa Posts: 73,566	man i would fucking destroyh that kids's dreams of wever being sombody so maybe in a reverse fashion he would become somebody boomers raised kids all shitty like. you aren'ts pecial you fucker you're more girstle for the mill

09-20-2009, 05:43 AM	#14 (permalink)
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a million little strings attached to every choice you make; you can destroy your life every time you choose. But maybe you won't know for twenty years. And you may never ever trace it to its source. And you only get one chance to play it out. Just try and figure out your own divorce. And they say there is no fate, but there is: it's what you create. And even though the world goes on for eons and eons, you are only here for a fraction of a fraction of a second. Most of your time is spent being dead or not yet born. But while alive, you wait in vain, wasting years, for a phone call or a letter or a look from someone or something to make it all right. And it never comes or it seems to but it doesn't really. And so you spend your time in vague regret or vaguer hope that something good will come along. Something to make you feel connected, something to make you feel whole, something to make you feel loved. And the truth is I feel so angry, and the truth is I feel so fucking sad, and the truth is I've felt so fucking hurt for so fucking long and for just as long I've been pretending I'm OK, just to get along, just for, I don't know why, maybe because no one wants to hear about my misery, because they have their own. Well, fuck everybody. Amen.

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Trotskilicious u wan play spies Location: MonteLDS says (4:40 PM): So u think your all that b/c u know how many ppl are in the usa Posts: 73,566	me i bet he's sex y

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publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	the publication of my picture would indeed turn me from publius clodius into publicus clodius

09-20-2009, 05:49 AM	#19 (permalink)
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09-20-2009, 05:57 AM	#25 (permalink)
Trotskilicious u wan play spies Location: MonteLDS says (4:40 PM): So u think your all that b/c u know how many ppl are in the usa Posts: 73,566	damb u want jrb peenie pix i don't has thoze

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09-20-2009, 06:00 AM	#27 (permalink)
Mayfuck womyn as lovers Location: l'isle joyeuse Posts: 56,861

09-20-2009, 06:09 AM	#28 (permalink)
Trotskilicious u wan play spies Location: MonteLDS says (4:40 PM): So u think your all that b/c u know how many ppl are in the usa Posts: 73,566	i found my hamberger

09-20-2009, 06:29 AM	#29 (permalink)
Starla ***** Posts: 8,709	no way

09-20-2009, 06:30 AM	#30 (permalink)
Starla ***** Posts: 8,709	i'm going to buy mayfuck a baby gif