Who do you save from a burning building

Ugly · 07-09-2009, 09:45 PM

Poll above.

mxzombie · 07-09-2009, 09:46 PM

i. see. nothing.

mxzombie · 07-09-2009, 09:49 PM

spa ced

Ugly · 07-09-2009, 09:53 PM

A co-worker just picked Jimmy Fallon. Rationale: only one with any potential out of all of them.

Fattening Ass · 07-09-2009, 10:00 PM

Rosie*

Ugly · 07-09-2009, 10:05 PM

I will cop to picking Corgan, if only because he wrote Siamese Dream and MCIS. HOWEVER, after, I did realize that Perez might be grateful and return with sexual favours. So, if I could change my vote, I would. Not that I have a hankering for some Rosie Perez action, but vag is vag, y'know what I mean?

ravenguy2000 · 07-09-2009, 10:08 PM

Rosie. For the tits and ice cube scene in do the right thing

Joe · 07-09-2009, 11:15 PM

hell billy might just give you sexual favors as a reward :/

Future Boy · 07-09-2009, 11:31 PM

Corgan, should get archive stuff without having to pay. Maybe.

Id push Fallon in.

exactlythesame · 07-09-2009, 11:45 PM

roise

Ugly · 07-09-2009, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Future Boy

Id push Fallon in.

"Hey, it's, hehheheh, like burning. hehehhe. You know when it burns when you pee? heheheheh. Like, Ow. Twitter."

Trotskilicious · 07-10-2009, 12:11 AM

i like rosie

28if · 07-10-2009, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly

A co-worker just picked Jimmy Fallon. Rationale: only one with any potential out of all of them.

lol

Joe · 07-10-2009, 01:38 AM

three lol posts in one night.

dr.benway · 07-10-2009, 09:57 AM

oh no

Mo · 07-10-2009, 10:06 AM

Oh yes.

publius clodius · 07-10-2009, 10:07 AM

billy corgan so he has a reverse spiritual awakening

maoi · 07-10-2009, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly

A co-worker just picked Jimmy Fallon. Rationale: only one with any potential out of all of them.

was it the_boy

Nimrod's Son · 07-10-2009, 02:24 PM

I don't have anything against Rosie Perez.

duovamp · 07-10-2009, 02:27 PM

The choice is obvious.

Billy Corgan has more money than the other options.

Ugly · 07-10-2009, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maoi

was it the_boy

Nah, he doesn't work here. His cousin does, ironically.

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

The choice is obvious.

Billy Corgan has more money than the other options.

Good fuckin' point. I retroactively change my retroactive Perez pick back to Billy Corgan. Course, Billy is cheap, as some opening bands can apparently attest. Gotta save that scratch to buy the gold coast.

Mablak · 07-10-2009, 08:03 PM

Upon reconsidering, I think I'd save Billy, i.e. push him into the fire.

Trotskilicious · 07-10-2009, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

The choice is obvious.

Billy Corgan has more money than the other options.

he's also the least likely to reward you

ravenguy2000 · 07-10-2009, 08:29 PM

billy would coldly thank you, and offer to take you to lunch, and then he'd make you pay.

three years later he'd say you were an immoral drug user and he actually actually saved YOU from the burning building

duovamp · 07-10-2009, 08:30 PM

I'd be cool with that.

cork_soaker · 07-10-2009, 08:45 PM

trick question-- you never enter a burning building or a building that may in the future be burning thus ruling out all buildings

i guess i could save someone by coaching them toward or away from the landing pad

Ugly · 07-10-2009, 08:55 PM

So if Jimmy Fallon jumps out of the building, you just pull the mattress out of the way at the last second? Would that count as murder? Could you actually be charged for that?

ravenguy2000 · 07-10-2009, 08:55 PM

if it were a burning pet store i would totally wait to save the big tub of snakes last

murgle · 07-10-2009, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

if it were a burning pet store i would totally wait to save the big tub of snakes last

just like pee-wee!

slunken · 07-10-2009, 09:11 PM

Perez. If only for the aforementioned possibility of "rewards". Of course if it was Billy I'd probably be let in the band. Hmmmm. 5 seconds of joy vs 5 seconds of fame?

View Poll Results: FIRE! Who do you grab?!
Billy Corgan	16	38.10%
Jimmy Fallon	4	9.52%
Roise Perez	12	28.57%
Day old newspapers	10	23.81%
Voters: 42. You may not vote on this poll

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07-09-2009, 09:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
mxzombie Socialphobic Location: buffalo Posts: 12,463	i. see. nothing.

07-09-2009, 09:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
mxzombie Socialphobic Location: buffalo Posts: 12,463	spa ced

07-09-2009, 09:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 20,993	A co-worker just picked Jimmy Fallon. Rationale: only one with any potential out of all of them.

07-09-2009, 10:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,620	Rosie*

07-09-2009, 10:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 20,993	I will cop to picking Corgan, if only because he wrote Siamese Dream and MCIS. HOWEVER, after, I did realize that Perez might be grateful and return with sexual favours. So, if I could change my vote, I would. Not that I have a hankering for some Rosie Perez action, but vag is vag, y'know what I mean?

07-09-2009, 10:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 28,988	Rosie. For the tits and ice cube scene in do the right thing

07-09-2009, 11:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
Joe Spelling bee champ Location: down in an alley, having had enough of it all Posts: 2,556	hell billy might just give you sexual favors as a reward :/

07-09-2009, 11:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
Future Boy a good, solid B+ Posts: 22,125	Corgan, should get archive stuff without having to pay. Maybe. Id push Fallon in.

07-09-2009, 11:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
exactlythesame every day is Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 5,720	roise

07-10-2009, 12:11 AM	#12 (permalink)
Trotskilicious u wan play spies Location: MonteLDS says (4:40 PM): So u think your all that b/c u know how many ppl are in the usa Posts: 72,297	i like rosie

07-10-2009, 09:57 AM	#15 (permalink)
dr.benway Apocalyptic Poster Location: catland Posts: 1,238	oh no

07-10-2009, 10:06 AM	#16 (permalink)
Mo DOWDY KITCHEN MAN Location: This side of the truth Posts: 17,674	Oh yes.

07-10-2009, 01:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
Joe Spelling bee champ Location: down in an alley, having had enough of it all Posts: 2,556	three lol posts in one night.

07-10-2009, 10:07 AM	#17 (permalink)
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,210	billy corgan so he has a reverse spiritual awakening

07-10-2009, 02:24 PM	#19 (permalink)
Nimrod's Son ٩(●̮̮̃•̃) Location: I like short girls with long straight hair who dress like boys and like to drink. Posts: 68,537	I don't have anything against Rosie Perez.

07-10-2009, 02:27 PM	#20 (permalink)
duovamp Braindead Location: NOT A FREE NATION Posts: 18,425	The choice is obvious. Billy Corgan has more money than the other options.

07-10-2009, 08:03 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,016	Upon reconsidering, I think I'd save Billy, i.e. push him into the fire.

07-10-2009, 08:29 PM	#24 (permalink)
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 28,988	billy would coldly thank you, and offer to take you to lunch, and then he'd make you pay. three years later he'd say you were an immoral drug user and he actually actually saved YOU from the burning building

07-10-2009, 08:30 PM	#25 (permalink)
duovamp Braindead Location: NOT A FREE NATION Posts: 18,425	I'd be cool with that.

07-10-2009, 08:45 PM	#26 (permalink)
cork_soaker pilgrim Posts: 6,380	trick question-- you never enter a burning building or a building that may in the future be burning thus ruling out all buildings i guess i could save someone by coaching them toward or away from the landing pad

07-10-2009, 08:55 PM	#27 (permalink)
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 20,993	So if Jimmy Fallon jumps out of the building, you just pull the mattress out of the way at the last second? Would that count as murder? Could you actually be charged for that?

07-10-2009, 08:55 PM	#28 (permalink)
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 28,988	if it were a burning pet store i would totally wait to save the big tub of snakes last

07-10-2009, 09:11 PM	#30 (permalink)
slunken Bad Wolf Location: Get off the phone. Posts: 5,420	Perez. If only for the aforementioned possibility of "rewards". Of course if it was Billy I'd probably be let in the band. Hmmmm. 5 seconds of joy vs 5 seconds of fame?