Smuggling pot on an airplane

Krafty · 07-01-2003, 04:23 AM

An absolutely horrible idea, right? Or is there any hope?

toyschoketoys · 07-01-2003, 04:24 AM

sounds like a daft idea to me.

Krafty · 07-01-2003, 04:44 AM

C'mon, someone tell me, there's a foolproof way to do it. Please?

dusty · 07-01-2003, 04:44 AM

how much are you taking?
couldn't you just put it in your pocket?
do you smoke? i often hide my weed in my cigarette box.

Fattening Ass · 07-01-2003, 04:47 AM

lol. sounds like failure.

Krafty · 07-01-2003, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dusty
how much are you taking?
couldn't you just put it in your pocket?

But don't they do full random searches occasionaly? And when I was flying to Kansas a couple months ago, there was a drug dog. He was sitting in a cage labled narcotics canine, not actually working, but still, it terrified me. I've thought about wearing 2 pairs of underwear and taping it to the second pair. Could I get caught doing that?

toyschoketoys · 07-01-2003, 04:48 AM

Suppository :erm

Krafty · 07-01-2003, 04:50 AM

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Originally posted by thestreetsarehot2night
Suppository :erm

Scary.

dusty · 07-01-2003, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krafty

But don't they do full random searches occasionaly? And when I was flying to Kansas a couple months ago, there was a drug dog. He was sitting in a cage labled narcotics canine, not actually working, but still, it terrified me. I've thought about wearing 2 pairs of underwear and taping it to the second pair. Could I get caught doing that?

where will you be flying- here in the states?
because here they rarely do full random searches- at least as far as i have been hearing. but if you will be flying during the dourth of july weekend, it may be a little bit riskier.
as long as you pass through the metal detectors with no problems, they shouldn't want to search you.
unless your arab. my arab friends have a hell of a time at the airport.
and yeah, the drug dogs are something to look out for. they don't usually have them go around snffing people, but they use them for the luggage and you might just run into one..

andysong · 07-01-2003, 04:51 AM

if smuggling pot is too risky for you you may aswell just try and hook some up from wherever you are going, it probably isn't that hard.

Krafty · 07-01-2003, 04:52 AM

I'm flying from Little Rock, Arkansas to Raleigh, North Carolina. Well, actually the pot would be on the way back. And yes, it's the 4th of July weekend.

toyschoketoys · 07-01-2003, 04:56 AM

just get the nine bar in there, the first part is the worst

Strange As Angels · 07-01-2003, 05:07 AM

Bad, bad idea. I'm sure there will be lots of extra security at the airport for the 4th of July weekend.

jet set willy · 07-01-2003, 05:10 AM

Best place to hide pot @ when going on a plane is...

at the back of your cap inside the tag. Obviously we're talking about a small amount just to keep you going but you'd be suprised how much you can squash weed down.

Krafty · 07-01-2003, 05:12 AM

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Originally posted by jet set willy
Best place to hide pot @ when going on a plane is...

at the back of your cap inside the tag. Obviously we're talking about a small amount just to keep you going but you'd be suprised how much you can squash weed down.

Like baseball cap? I don't own one.

toyschoketoys · 07-01-2003, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krafty

Like baseball cap? I don't own one.

better get the lube out then.

put it in an air tight tub with cloves or garlic the dogs wont smell it , the only thing is the search.

bornentertainer · 07-01-2003, 11:24 AM

According to a friend of mine (I don't smoke), you're supposed to put it in a container filled with coffee and/or pepper. Apparently, dogs can't smell anything through that stuff or something.

Mr. Rhinoceros · 07-01-2003, 11:42 AM

Definitely not worth the risk.

ChristHimself! · 07-01-2003, 11:45 AM

I would think it would be risky to do it within the US on the 4th of July weekend.

However, my friend did just get back from Hong Kong last night with a half ounce of soft black that he just took onto the plane in his pocket.

Ihaman · 07-01-2003, 11:50 AM

swallow a condom filled with it

sickbadthing · 07-01-2003, 11:52 AM

Pot or jail? Hmmm. This is a very tough decision. I think you should try to hide it in your ass with it wrapped in coffee and pepper and then put bacon in your pussy so the dog sniffs the wrong hole and you can sue the dog for sexual harrassment. It's a win win plan.

Injektilo · 07-01-2003, 01:31 PM

Pepper really pisses off dogs, so it just attracts attention really. It bothers their noses aparently.

If you really wanna do it, take a big bottle of shampoo, and put it in there. I doubt any smells will be coming out of there.

ammy · 07-01-2003, 01:35 PM

don't do it. not a good idea.

sure you may easily get away with it.. but, if you don't, you're fucked.

El Savior · 07-01-2003, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ihaman
swallow a condom filled with it

yea. and then take a shower when you get to wherever it is you're going.

DeadOpera · 07-01-2003, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Injektilo
Pepper really pisses off dogs, so it just attracts attention really. It bothers their noses aparently.

If you really wanna do it, take a big bottle of shampoo, and put it in there. I doubt any smells will be coming out of there.

That's a good idea. I've had some friends do something similar.
Just ziplock some weed and put in the shampoo bottle. You wont get searched unless you look suspicious.

Ihaman · 07-01-2003, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by El Savior

yea. and then take a shower when you get to wherever it is you're going.

were you antagonizing me or are you serious?

slugdownkoolaid · 07-01-2003, 01:44 PM

my mom used to work at the airport and me being the only child to a single mother and the fact that i was hell on a babysitter cuz i was demonic youth... i'd come to the airport with her all the time.I know alot about flying.I know metro detroit airport inside out, even the areas i'm not supposed to know about.

if you want to smuggle weed...

Buy a scented candle,plastic wrap and a coaster (the thing you set drinks on). hollow out the candle, put the weed in, cover the hole up with a coaster and then wrap it in plastic wrap. put in your carry on bag (all bags are carry on after 9-11). the scent of the candle throws the dogs.

there will be some sort of marking on your ticket if you are going to searched usually as well but then is really dependant on what airline you are flying.

El Savior · 07-01-2003, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ihaman

were you antagonizing me or are you serious?

actually i wasn't really talking to you.

Ihaman · 07-01-2003, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeadOpera

look suspicious.

...?

Ihaman · 07-01-2003, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by El Savior

actually i wasn't really talking to you.

oh, so you were agreeing with me.

07-01-2003, 04:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
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07-01-2003, 11:42 AM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Rhinoceros Oklahoma, Your Time Has Come Location: Texas Kicks Your Ass Posts: 0	Definitely not worth the risk. __________________ The Communists are after my bodily fluids.

07-01-2003, 04:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
Krafty Registered User Location: North Carolina Posts: 525	C'mon, someone tell me, there's a foolproof way to do it. Please?

07-01-2003, 04:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
dusty the tide is high. Location: holding on. Posts: 5,937	how much are you taking? couldn't you just put it in your pocket? do you smoke? i often hide my weed in my cigarette box.

07-01-2003, 04:47 AM	#5 (permalink)
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,720	lol. sounds like failure.

07-01-2003, 04:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
andysong Registered User Location: you had me at hello Posts: 1,025	if smuggling pot is too risky for you you may aswell just try and hook some up from wherever you are going, it probably isn't that hard.

07-01-2003, 04:52 AM	#11 (permalink)
Krafty Registered User Location: North Carolina Posts: 525	I'm flying from Little Rock, Arkansas to Raleigh, North Carolina. Well, actually the pot would be on the way back. And yes, it's the 4th of July weekend.

07-01-2003, 05:07 AM	#13 (permalink)
Strange As Angels Demi-God Location: CA Posts: 265	Bad, bad idea. I'm sure there will be lots of extra security at the airport for the 4th of July weekend.

07-01-2003, 05:10 AM	#14 (permalink)
jet set willy Registered User Posts: 314	Best place to hide pot @ when going on a plane is... at the back of your cap inside the tag. Obviously we're talking about a small amount just to keep you going but you'd be suprised how much you can squash weed down.

07-01-2003, 11:24 AM	#17 (permalink)
bornentertainer disposable fun Location: in the hands of fate Posts: 4,468	According to a friend of mine (I don't smoke), you're supposed to put it in a container filled with coffee and/or pepper. Apparently, dogs can't smell anything through that stuff or something.

07-01-2003, 11:45 AM	#19 (permalink)
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,605	I would think it would be risky to do it within the US on the 4th of July weekend. However, my friend did just get back from Hong Kong last night with a half ounce of soft black that he just took onto the plane in his pocket.

07-01-2003, 11:50 AM	#20 (permalink)
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,290	swallow a condom filled with it

07-01-2003, 11:52 AM	#21 (permalink)
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I'M POSTING FROM MY iPAD! Posts: 23,200	Pot or jail? Hmmm. This is a very tough decision. I think you should try to hide it in your ass with it wrapped in coffee and pepper and then put bacon in your pussy so the dog sniffs the wrong hole and you can sue the dog for sexual harrassment. It's a win win plan.

07-01-2003, 01:31 PM	#22 (permalink)
Injektilo twenty some years.... Location: the isle of the cheetah Posts: 5,069	Pepper really pisses off dogs, so it just attracts attention really. It bothers their noses aparently. If you really wanna do it, take a big bottle of shampoo, and put it in there. I doubt any smells will be coming out of there.

07-01-2003, 01:35 PM	#23 (permalink)
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,168	don't do it. not a good idea. sure you may easily get away with it.. but, if you don't, you're fucked.

07-01-2003, 01:44 PM	#27 (permalink)
slugdownkoolaid Registered User Posts: 858	my mom used to work at the airport and me being the only child to a single mother and the fact that i was hell on a babysitter cuz i was demonic youth... i'd come to the airport with her all the time.I know alot about flying.I know metro detroit airport inside out, even the areas i'm not supposed to know about. if you want to smuggle weed... Buy a scented candle,plastic wrap and a coaster (the thing you set drinks on). hollow out the candle, put the weed in, cover the hole up with a coaster and then wrap it in plastic wrap. put in your carry on bag (all bags are carry on after 9-11). the scent of the candle throws the dogs. there will be some sort of marking on your ticket if you are going to searched usually as well but then is really dependant on what airline you are flying.

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