Do you know?

neopryn · 08-30-2007, 09:52 PM

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THAT someday (and it may be soon), Jesus will actually and really come back and appear in the clouds, Luke 21:27; Matt. 24:30.

THAT when He does all those who are saved and looking for His coming will be caught up to meet Him in the air, 1 Thess. 4:17; Matt. 24:31

DO YOU KNOW that those who are not ready for His glorious coming, will enter the tribulation period, a time of trouble, such as the world has never known, Matt. 24:21; Dan. 12:1

THAT part of this tribulation will be so severe that men will seek death and shall not find it, for death shall flee from them, Rev. 9:6; Rev. 6:16.

THAT among the tribulation plagues to come there will be such as earthquakes, hail and fire, mingled with blood, falling upon the earth and burning up all the green grass, and a third part of the trees, Rev. 8:5-7. The sun will turn black and the moon become as blood. Stars will fall to the earth, and mountains and islands will be moved out of their places, Rev. 6:12-14.

Dear friends, can you afford to take a chance of missing the glorious rapture and be left to go through the terrible tribulation?

Will you now repent and put your trust in Christ as your personal Saviour and be ready to leave this old earth when the trumpet shall sound?

IT CANNOT BE LONG - IT MAY BE SOON.

Now is the day of salvation. TOMORROW MAY BE TOO LATE.

Say, Jesus, I accept you as Savior and Lord of my life.

sickbadthing · 08-30-2007, 09:53 PM

Jesus, I accept you as Savior and Lord of my life.

Elvis The Fat Years · 08-30-2007, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by sickbadthing

Jesus, I accept you as Savior and Lord of my life.

just replace jesus and you have a good pickup line there.

Mo · 08-30-2007, 10:47 PM

brendo_91 · 08-30-2007, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

just replace jesus and you have a good pickup line there.

Elvis, I accept you as Saviour and Lord of my heart.

Elvis The Fat Years · 08-30-2007, 10:53 PM

*drops pants

brendo_91 · 08-30-2007, 11:01 PM

whoa dude, not cool.

i wanted to do that.

neopryn · 08-30-2007, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by neopryn

Stars will fall to the earth,

this is my favorite part.

the nearest star is Alpha Centauri and it's 4 or 5 light years away. even if it were to "fall," the odds that it would hit Earth are about 1 to eight trillion.

sleeper · 08-30-2007, 11:06 PM

that forever looming second coming thing is such a perfect, sneaky little fucking device to keep people on their knees, my god. authoritarian leaders jizz in their pants at this kind of shit. so much control is possible

Mo · 08-30-2007, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by sleeper

that forever looming second coming thing is such a perfect, sneaky little fucking device to keep people on their knees, my god. authoritarian leaders jizz in their pants at this kind of shit. so much control is possible

Works pretty good with terrorist threats as well.

smurfing · 08-30-2007, 11:11 PM

there are trillians of stars. given and infitent time it is a sure thing that one or more starz will crash into the erath

sleeper · 08-30-2007, 11:12 PM

works great, i agree. the communist threat was better because it was a kind of universal ideology and anybody anywhere could be THE ENEMY (more loosely defined the better). but now its basically only arab looking people we have to be irrationally afraid of

Fathoms (unadored) · 08-31-2007, 12:58 AM

If jesus is going to tip his nose in the air about all of this salvation shit than I'd just as soon not join his superfun club.

Future Boy · 08-31-2007, 01:56 AM

How will I know which clouds to check?

tcm · 08-31-2007, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by neopryn

this is my favorite part.

the nearest star is Alpha Centauri and it's 4 or 5 light years away. even if it were to "fall," the odds that it would hit Earth are about 1 to eight trillion.

well they probably didn't mean it literally.

barden · 08-31-2007, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by smurfing

there are trillians of stars. given and infitent time it is a sure thing that one or more starz will crash into the erath

Wouldn't earth just burst into flame if any one star came close to our orbit anyway?

I dont know guys, this is sounding a little suspect to me.
Whats next, people rising from the dead or something?

Zombies, falling stars, burning bushes.
This is a little too hippie for my tastes, thanks.

sleeper · 08-31-2007, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by tcm

well they probably didn't mean it literally.

the degree to which something is taken figuratively in the bible is pretty much proportionate to how well we know it to be impossible. giant flood and noahs ark? TOTALLY FUCKING LITERAL. science advances and.... it becomes figurative.

given that god himself said the stars were basically lights he put up in the sky to help us figure out the change in seasons, i have no problem assuming it was meant literally

I'm Hardcore · 08-31-2007, 08:52 AM

who cares who cares who cares

mxzombie · 08-31-2007, 09:00 AM

well if a star fell into earth it's not like there would be some big impact, they're made of gas

mxzombie · 08-31-2007, 09:00 AM

i think everyone would just be burned alive

I'm Hardcore · 08-31-2007, 09:03 AM

yeah burning people is no big impact

I'm Hardcore · 08-31-2007, 09:04 AM

better than a drive-by though

tcm · 08-31-2007, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by sleeper

the degree to which something is taken figuratively in the bible is pretty much proportionate to how well we know it to be impossible. giant flood and noahs ark? TOTALLY FUCKING LITERAL. science advances and.... it becomes figurative.

given that god himself said the stars were basically lights he put up in the sky to help us figure out the change in seasons, i have no problem assuming it was meant literally

when we speak of "falling stars", we mean meteors.

of course our Jesus friends are being entirely literal, but i found it amusing how the point could turn on this customary figure of speech. hmmhmm, yes, amusing, hoho.

GlasgowKiss · 08-31-2007, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neopryn

.................................................. ...........

THAT someday (and it may be soon), Jesus will actually and really come back and appear in the clouds, Luke 21:27; Matt. 24:30.

THAT when He does all those who are saved and looking for His coming will be caught up to meet Him in the air, 1 Thess. 4:17; Matt. 24:31

DO YOU KNOW that those who are not ready for His glorious coming, will enter the tribulation period, a time of trouble, such as the world has never known, Matt. 24:21; Dan. 12:1

THAT part of this tribulation will be so severe that men will seek death and shall not find it, for death shall flee from them, Rev. 9:6; Rev. 6:16.

THAT among the tribulation plagues to come there will be such as earthquakes, hail and fire, mingled with blood, falling upon the earth and burning up all the green grass, and a third part of the trees, Rev. 8:5-7. The sun will turn black and the moon become as blood. Stars will fall to the earth, and mountains and islands will be moved out of their places, Rev. 6:12-14.

Dear friends, can you afford to take a chance of missing the glorious rapture and be left to go through the terrible tribulation?

Will you now repent and put your trust in Christ as your personal Saviour and be ready to leave this old earth when the trumpet shall sound?

IT CANNOT BE LONG - IT MAY BE SOON.

Now is the day of salvation. TOMORROW MAY BE TOO LATE.

Say, Jesus, I accept you as Savior and Lord of my life.

Iv gotten emails like this, usually its 'pass on to 10 people or your love life will be barren for 10 years!'.

GlasgowKiss · 08-31-2007, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neopryn

.................................................. ...........

THAT someday (and it may be soon), Jesus will actually and really come back and appear in the clouds, Luke 21:27; Matt. 24:30.

THAT when He does all those who are saved and looking for His coming will be caught up to meet Him in the air, 1 Thess. 4:17; Matt. 24:31

DO YOU KNOW that those who are not ready for His glorious coming, will enter the tribulation period, a time of trouble, such as the world has never known, Matt. 24:21; Dan. 12:1

THAT part of this tribulation will be so severe that men will seek death and shall not find it, for death shall flee from them, Rev. 9:6; Rev. 6:16.

THAT among the tribulation plagues to come there will be such as earthquakes, hail and fire, mingled with blood, falling upon the earth and burning up all the green grass, and a third part of the trees, Rev. 8:5-7. The sun will turn black and the moon become as blood. Stars will fall to the earth, and mountains and islands will be moved out of their places, Rev. 6:12-14.

Dear friends, can you afford to take a chance of missing the glorious rapture and be left to go through the terrible tribulation?

Will you now repent and put your trust in Christ as your personal Saviour and be ready to leave this old earth when the trumpet shall sound?

IT CANNOT BE LONG - IT MAY BE SOON.

Now is the day of salvation. TOMORROW MAY BE TOO LATE.

Say, Jesus, I accept you as Savior and Lord of my life.

Iv gotten emails like this, usually its 'pass on to 10 people or your love life will be barren for 10 years!'.

Is christianity just a foolishly revered chain letter?!

Luke de Spa · 08-31-2007, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neopryn

.................................................. ...........

THAT someday (and it may be soon), Jesus will actually and really come back and appear in the clouds, Luke 21:27; Matt. 24:30.

THAT when He does all those who are saved and looking for His coming will be caught up to meet Him in the air, 1 Thess. 4:17; Matt. 24:31

DO YOU KNOW that those who are not ready for His glorious coming, will enter the tribulation period, a time of trouble, such as the world has never known, Matt. 24:21; Dan. 12:1

THAT part of this tribulation will be so severe that men will seek death and shall not find it, for death shall flee from them, Rev. 9:6; Rev. 6:16.

THAT among the tribulation plagues to come there will be such as earthquakes, hail and fire, mingled with blood, falling upon the earth and burning up all the green grass, and a third part of the trees, Rev. 8:5-7. The sun will turn black and the moon become as blood. Stars will fall to the earth, and mountains and islands will be moved out of their places, Rev. 6:12-14.

Dear friends, can you afford to take a chance of missing the glorious rapture and be left to go through the terrible tribulation?

Will you now repent and put your trust in Christ as your personal Saviour and be ready to leave this old earth when the trumpet shall sound?

IT CANNOT BE LONG - IT MAY BE SOON.

Now is the day of salvation. TOMORROW MAY BE TOO LATE.

Say, Jesus, I accept you as Savior and Lord of my life.

Iv gotten emails like this, usually its 'pass on to 10 people or your love life will be barren for 10 years!'.

Is christianity just a foolishly revered chain letter?!

Luke de Spa · 08-31-2007, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neopryn

the nearest star is Alpha Centauri and it's 4 or 5 light years away. even if it were to "fall," the odds that it would hit Earth are about 1 to eight trillion.

proxima centauri QNWED

HorseflyKing · 08-31-2007, 09:48 AM

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...9_crusades.jpg

mxzombie · 08-31-2007, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

yeah burning people is no big impact

i meant a literal impact, as in a collision

smurfing · 08-31-2007, 11:13 AM

if the star was moving fast enough, it would collide with the earth an infinitesimally short time before the temperature increased

given an infinite span of time as we have before us, it is a surety that sooner or later a star will collide with the earth going faster than the speed of light

08-30-2007, 09:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,505	Do you know? .................................................. ........... THAT someday (and it may be soon), Jesus will actually and really come back and appear in the clouds, Luke 21:27; Matt. 24:30. THAT when He does all those who are saved and looking for His coming will be caught up to meet Him in the air, 1 Thess. 4:17; Matt. 24:31 DO YOU KNOW that those who are not ready for His glorious coming, will enter the tribulation period, a time of trouble, such as the world has never known, Matt. 24:21; Dan. 12:1 THAT part of this tribulation will be so severe that men will seek death and shall not find it, for death shall flee from them, Rev. 9:6; Rev. 6:16. THAT among the tribulation plagues to come there will be such as earthquakes, hail and fire, mingled with blood, falling upon the earth and burning up all the green grass, and a third part of the trees, Rev. 8:5-7. The sun will turn black and the moon become as blood. Stars will fall to the earth, and mountains and islands will be moved out of their places, Rev. 6:12-14. Dear friends, can you afford to take a chance of missing the glorious rapture and be left to go through the terrible tribulation? Will you now repent and put your trust in Christ as your personal Saviour and be ready to leave this old earth when the trumpet shall sound? IT CANNOT BE LONG - IT MAY BE SOON. Now is the day of salvation. TOMORROW MAY BE TOO LATE. Say, Jesus, I accept you as Savior and Lord of my life.

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sleeper Minion of Satan Posts: 8,745	that forever looming second coming thing is such a perfect, sneaky little fucking device to keep people on their knees, my god. authoritarian leaders jizz in their pants at this kind of shit. so much control is possible

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smurfing quit netphor until nov 5 Location: quit netphor til nov 5, 2007. Posts: 4,366	there are trillians of stars. given and infitent time it is a sure thing that one or more starz will crash into the erath

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sleeper Minion of Satan Posts: 8,745	works great, i agree. the communist threat was better because it was a kind of universal ideology and anybody anywhere could be THE ENEMY (more loosely defined the better). but now its basically only arab looking people we have to be irrationally afraid of

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Fathoms (unadored) Beefcake Status Posts: 4,665	If jesus is going to tip his nose in the air about all of this salvation shit than I'd just as soon not join his superfun club.

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Future Boy a good, solid B+ Posts: 22,125	How will I know which clouds to check?

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I'm Hardcore Socialphobic Location: arms of the Koran Posts: 12,858	who cares who cares who cares

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mxzombie Socialphobic Location: buffalo Posts: 12,463	well if a star fell into earth it's not like there would be some big impact, they're made of gas

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mxzombie Socialphobic Location: buffalo Posts: 12,463	i think everyone would just be burned alive

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I'm Hardcore Socialphobic Location: arms of the Koran Posts: 12,858	yeah burning people is no big impact

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I'm Hardcore Socialphobic Location: arms of the Koran Posts: 12,858	better than a drive-by though

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smurfing quit netphor until nov 5 Location: quit netphor til nov 5, 2007. Posts: 4,366	if the star was moving fast enough, it would collide with the earth an infinitesimally short time before the temperature increased given an infinite span of time as we have before us, it is a surety that sooner or later a star will collide with the earth going faster than the speed of light