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Old 08-15-2007, 03:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking HAHAHAHA!!! perfect shot!!

MY CELL PHONE!!!

i had it resting on my ironing board, as i was ironing a pair of pants. on the floor underneath was a glass of water, which i used to fill the iron. the iron nudged the cell phone off the board. it fell to the ground, then bounced off the floor, hit against one of the legs of ironing board, adn landed perfectly into the glass of water!! swish!! it was awesome. it makes a cool buzzing noise when i try to use it now

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 03:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that kind of shit is awesome and no one is ever around to see it

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 03:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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My cellphone fell into the toilet once, and it was also one of those aerobatic feats as well. It took all day to properly dry out, but I got some cool artsy blur pictures out of the camera for a while. Btw, it was an unused toilet thank god.

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 03:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
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awesome shot, too nad about the cell, though. hopefully you have the numbers saved or something.

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 03:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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you should set that to the mousetrap jingle.

"which hits the man into the pan, etc"

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 03:56 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i dropped mine in coffee

it now takes 4 seconds to fully charge the battery

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 04:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
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radical

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 06:37 AM   #8 (permalink)
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that kind of shit is awesome and no one is ever around to see it
i know what you mean. i once ditched an empty beer bottle with full force into the air. it landed a good distance away, neck first onto a rock and fucking bounced. Then it landed on some grass and when i went to inspect it it showed no visible signs of damage.

just a lucky shot aye.

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 09:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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my father had a similar experience:

he was sitting on a ladder, painting a wall, with a SMALL paint bucket standing on the ground a couple of metres away. the phone then slides out of his pocket, does a couple of jumps on the ground and lands straight into the paint bucket!

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 09:42 AM   #10 (permalink)
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it;s like the toast landing jelly side down except that one time

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:59 AM   #11 (permalink)
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hawaii. taking a nap in the sun while my friends are out in the water. i wake up very slowly, and decide to go join them. my groggy ass completely neglected to consider that i might have anything in my pockets. i was about three feet into the water before i realized that my wallet, my cell phone, my cigarettes and a lighter were all in the pockets of my swimsuit. if i had been anywhere else, i might have been more pissed off. but i just took everything out, put it in the sun to dry and went about my business.

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:00 PM   #12 (permalink)
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whatcolor is curiously optimistic about his now defunct cell phone

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
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my father
*looks up excitedly

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:35 PM   #14 (permalink)
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what kind of cell phone do you have, liquidjjessewhatcolorbigwhitehorsehung

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 01:04 PM   #15 (permalink)
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this is the only one he can afford at the time
http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/...45e08Large.jpg

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 01:12 PM   #16 (permalink)
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update - phone seems to be ok, i slammed it against my hand a ton of times last night to try and shake the water out and it seems to be just fine this morning

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 01:19 PM   #17 (permalink)
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monte is the best:

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 01:28 PM   #18 (permalink)
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love taht video /\

also, the phone fell into one of these:

, (filled with water) which is a pretty narrow fit it was awesome

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 01:29 PM   #19 (permalink)
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i like c33's story

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 01:57 PM   #20 (permalink)
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at work this summer i was pushing a boat with a collapsible pole. the pole collapsed and i slid down a wooden pylon into the water. ruined my phone. it was not awesome.

monte's video is. i love how he stares helplessly into the sea once he realizes it's gone forever

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 02:12 PM   #21 (permalink)
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love taht video /\

also, the phone fell into one of these:

, (filled with water) which is a pretty narrow fit it was awesome
i have a collection of those.

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 02:15 PM   #22 (permalink)
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God I hate those bottles. Everytime I try to open that kind I end up just spilling half of the stuff all over me in a big chaotic supernova of juice

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 02:16 PM   #23 (permalink)
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i wish tehre was a vid of mxzombie's story. THAT is awesome, aside from the cell phone part. re: those bottles, yeah, they're pretty annoying and always spill when i open them too. i've been saving them lately because my roommate moved out and took a bunch of my kitchen stuff, and i haven't gone to buy glasses yet

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 02:19 PM   #24 (permalink)
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http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/reso...N_SHARK_LR.JPG

Are you going to get one of these to open those cold ones?

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 02:20 PM   #25 (permalink)
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no

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 02:22 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Ok

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 04:50 PM   #27 (permalink)
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*looks up excitedly
do you like my father

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 04:51 PM   #28 (permalink)
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how come whatcolor wont tell me what kind of phone he has

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 04:57 PM   #29 (permalink)
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oh my bad. i have a pretty basic samsung, it's a slider and takes pictures but that's about it

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 04:59 PM   #30 (permalink)
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How's that new ovenmitt working out for you?

 
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