If you put a vacuum cleaner up to your eye socket

topleybird · 08-03-2007, 12:58 PM

Would it suck your eye out.

Will someone please try and get back to me.

wHATcOLOR · 08-03-2007, 01:01 PM

i just did this, it didn't suck my eye out. first time i put the cannister up to my eye socket. even though the vacuum was running, nothing. then i put the hose up to my eye socket. the vacuum was off at this time, and still nothing.

Karl Connor · 08-03-2007, 01:04 PM

i always wondered this. i cant believe j tried that

ella · 08-03-2007, 01:05 PM

I bet it depends on the vacumm cleaner.

topleybird · 08-03-2007, 01:13 PM

whatcolor you're like a damn monkey's paw

i didn't elaborate enough and my wish has been granted, but horribly

Karl Connor · 08-03-2007, 01:14 PM

what are you wearing

wHATcOLOR · 08-03-2007, 01:14 PM

ah, mister white. life can be so cruel

sickbadthing · 08-03-2007, 01:15 PM

That kitty is talking to me again. Did you vote for me kitty?

I was hoping this would have a picture of some little kid who accidentally sucked his eyeball out. My mom would always warn me of such dangers.

BumbleBeeMouth · 08-03-2007, 01:32 PM

topleybird is a great poster.

Warsaw · 08-03-2007, 08:19 PM

I tried it on my little pet goat Rocko. It didn't turn out so well.

http://www.snof.org/vue/vaches-malad...ection-eye.jpg

Martyr · 08-03-2007, 08:40 PM

lol at warsaw

darcyismybass · 08-03-2007, 08:48 PM

Use a Dyson...it doesn't lose suction.

tcm · 08-03-2007, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BumbleBeeMouth

topleybird is a great poster.

let's not be hasty.

mirrar · 08-04-2007, 03:48 AM

when i was a kid i thought vacuums could suck the wax out of your ears and got my ear stuck in the hose.

celluloid_love · 08-04-2007, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tcm

let's not be hasty.

*waits a while

topleybird is a great poster.

duovamp · 08-04-2007, 04:38 AM

This place gets way too fucking quiet between 2:00 and 5:30.

duovamp · 08-04-2007, 04:41 AM

...Anyone else ever wish Pokemon were real?

BumbleBeeMouth · 08-04-2007, 04:47 AM

no man! they would rise up and take over the world. or be used for crime.

duovamp · 08-04-2007, 05:02 AM

Exactly.

celluloid_love · 08-04-2007, 05:04 AM

i had a dream about a kangaskhan the other ngiht

duovamp · 08-04-2007, 05:11 AM

Kangaskangaskangaskhan!

tcm · 08-04-2007, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celluloid_love

*waits a while

topleybird is a great poster.

like how can you even tell, man. the guy will have to post a whole lot more often so we can be sure.

Ever · 08-04-2007, 07:10 AM

Probably wouldn't. You exert heaps of force on your eyes when you sneeze and nothing happens then

BumbleBeeMouth · 08-04-2007, 07:17 AM

I remember a few threads that topleybird started that i enjoyed, hes like a friend from out of town, doesnt come by very often, but when he does then its always good news.

I really wanna pop that eye up there.... Thats wrong of me.

tcm · 08-04-2007, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BumbleBeeMouth

I remember a few threads that topleybird started that i enjoyed, hes like a friend from out of town, doesnt come by very often, but when he does then its always good news.

not buying it. a friend is someone who's always there for you. topleybird is like an old army buddy, we shared that sense of camaraderie, and he may even have saved our neck a few times, but we haven't seen him in years. for all we know, he never came home.

RIP topleybird. loving father, gifted playwright, worthless poster.

topleybird · 08-04-2007, 09:09 AM

I miss talking about Lost with you man

What did you think of the bunnies from Comic Con

The bunnies man what the fuck

tcm · 08-04-2007, 09:12 AM

me too man. i didn't see that shit.

duovamp · 08-04-2007, 09:15 AM

Top-of-the-world-leybird

tcm · 08-04-2007, 09:23 AM

have you two been formally introduced?

El Scorcho · 08-04-2007, 09:23 AM

i lol'd at the monkey's paw comment.

08-03-2007, 12:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
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08-03-2007, 01:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: whip that's for stealing !! whip And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 43,143	i just did this, it didn't suck my eye out. first time i put the cannister up to my eye socket. even though the vacuum was running, nothing. then i put the hose up to my eye socket. the vacuum was off at this time, and still nothing.

08-03-2007, 01:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,904	i always wondered this. i cant believe j tried that

08-03-2007, 01:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
ella STARE INTO MY BUTTHOLE! Location: Noww yourreee gettttinnggg verrry sleepppyyy.... Posts: 4,649	I bet it depends on the vacumm cleaner.

08-03-2007, 01:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Where are you DeviousJ Posts: 2,363	whatcolor you're like a damn monkey's paw i didn't elaborate enough and my wish has been granted, but horribly

08-03-2007, 01:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,904	what are you wearing

08-03-2007, 01:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: whip that's for stealing !! whip And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 43,143	ah, mister white. life can be so cruel

08-03-2007, 01:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I'M POSTING FROM MY iPAD! Posts: 23,200	That kitty is talking to me again. Did you vote for me kitty? I was hoping this would have a picture of some little kid who accidentally sucked his eyeball out. My mom would always warn me of such dangers.

08-03-2007, 01:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
BumbleBeeMouth Apocalyptic Poster Location: who wants to fucken hbooogiek? Posts: 4,204	topleybird is a great poster.

08-03-2007, 08:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,417	I tried it on my little pet goat Rocko. It didn't turn out so well. http://www.snof.org/vue/vaches-malad...ection-eye.jpg

08-03-2007, 08:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
Martyr m o n o c h r o m e Location: Dublin Posts: 2,356	lol at warsaw

08-04-2007, 05:02 AM	#19 (permalink)
duovamp Braindead Location: When you reach the bowels of hell, challenge Satan to fisticuffs and inform him it was I who sent you Posts: 19,945	Exactly.

08-04-2007, 05:11 AM	#21 (permalink)
duovamp Braindead Location: When you reach the bowels of hell, challenge Satan to fisticuffs and inform him it was I who sent you Posts: 19,945	Kangaskangaskangaskhan!

08-03-2007, 08:48 PM	#12 (permalink)
darcyismybass Apocalyptic Poster Location: makin movies, makin songs and fightin 'round the world Posts: 1,431	Use a Dyson...it doesn't lose suction.

08-04-2007, 03:48 AM	#14 (permalink)
mirrar lets keep it goinn Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,830	when i was a kid i thought vacuums could suck the wax out of your ears and got my ear stuck in the hose.

08-04-2007, 04:38 AM	#16 (permalink)
duovamp Braindead Location: When you reach the bowels of hell, challenge Satan to fisticuffs and inform him it was I who sent you Posts: 19,945	This place gets way too fucking quiet between 2:00 and 5:30.

08-04-2007, 04:41 AM	#17 (permalink)
duovamp Braindead Location: When you reach the bowels of hell, challenge Satan to fisticuffs and inform him it was I who sent you Posts: 19,945	...Anyone else ever wish Pokemon were real?

08-04-2007, 04:47 AM	#18 (permalink)
BumbleBeeMouth Apocalyptic Poster Location: who wants to fucken hbooogiek? Posts: 4,204	no man! they would rise up and take over the world. or be used for crime.

08-04-2007, 05:04 AM	#20 (permalink)
celluloid_love Minion of Satan Location: creepyu Posts: 7,243	i had a dream about a kangaskhan the other ngiht

08-04-2007, 07:10 AM	#23 (permalink)
Ever Minion of Satan Location: ☆.。.:*・゜`★ Posts: 8,223	Probably wouldn't. You exert heaps of force on your eyes when you sneeze and nothing happens then

08-04-2007, 07:17 AM	#24 (permalink)
BumbleBeeMouth Apocalyptic Poster Location: who wants to fucken hbooogiek? Posts: 4,204	I remember a few threads that topleybird started that i enjoyed, hes like a friend from out of town, doesnt come by very often, but when he does then its always good news. I really wanna pop that eye up there.... Thats wrong of me.

08-04-2007, 09:09 AM	#26 (permalink)
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Where are you DeviousJ Posts: 2,363	I miss talking about Lost with you man What did you think of the bunnies from Comic Con The bunnies man what the fuck

08-04-2007, 09:12 AM	#27 (permalink)
tcm Braindead Location: Le look de Corgan Posts: 17,917	me too man. i didn't see that shit.

08-04-2007, 09:15 AM	#28 (permalink)
duovamp Braindead Location: When you reach the bowels of hell, challenge Satan to fisticuffs and inform him it was I who sent you Posts: 19,945	Top-of-the-world-leybird

08-04-2007, 09:23 AM	#29 (permalink)
tcm Braindead Location: Le look de Corgan Posts: 17,917	have you two been formally introduced?

08-04-2007, 09:23 AM	#30 (permalink)
El Scorcho Demi-God Location: I'm not a businessman I'm a BUSINESS, MAN Posts: 407	i lol'd at the monkey's paw comment.