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Old 07-26-2007, 03:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Speaking of AIM. Remember when J hated birds?

blink182fan10506: are you a dude?
blink182fan10506: and is your sn from my chemical romance?
Im Not OK: yes and no
blink182fan10506: oh thats hot
blink182fan10506: how old are you
Im Not OK: 16
Im Not OK: u?
blink182fan10506: oh im 15
blink182fan10506: are you hot
Im Not OK: a\s\l?
Im Not OK: no
blink182fan10506: im 15 female and i live in jersey
Im Not OK: 16 m from poland
blink182fan10506: where is that
blink182fan10506: hello?
Im Not OK: near jersey
Im Not OK: lot of stupid people around here
blink182fan10506: you know i mean new jersey in the us right?
blink182fan10506: and do you know youre not hot by your self or do people tell you that?
blink182fan10506: lol
Im Not OK: people at http://forums.netphoria.org/forumdis...p?s=&forumid=7 tell me im ugly
blink182fan10506: hold on i will lol
blink182fan10506: and wut do you want me to do when i go there/
Im Not OK: tell them im pretty
blink182fan10506: oh ok
Im Not OK: thank you
blink182fan10506: um and your name is
Im Not OK: liquid-j
blink182fan10506: no really
Im Not OK: sean casey
blink182fan10506: i like that name
Im Not OK: thnx =o)
blink182fan10506: so tell me about your self
blink182fan10506: are you punk?
Im Not OK: yes i wear a tie
blink182fan10506: ha that is so lame
blink182fan10506: do you wear eye liner
Im Not OK: no that is so not hot
blink182fan10506: oh good i hate when dudes do that
blink182fan10506: is poland a ountry
blink182fan10506: country*
Im Not OK: yes. is new jersey?
blink182fan10506: no its a state in the U.S.A.
Im Not OK: thats awsome!
blink182fan10506: yes i suppose it is
blink182fan10506: can you send me a pic of you
Im Not OK: sure
blink182fan10506: k
blink182fan10506: are you going to connect or what
blink182fan10506: youre not black are you
Im Not OK: http://www.netphoria.addr.com/liquid-j.jpg
blink182fan10506: you scare me
Im Not OK: no. i dont like those black people
blink182fan10506: me neither
Im Not OK: why do i scare you? =o(
blink182fan10506: is that just a really bad picture or do yuo always look like that just kidding youre not that bad looking
blink182fan10506: but you dont look punk to me
blink182fan10506: and the red eyes do freak me ou
blink182fan10506: t
Im Not OK: thats how punk i am. i dont even look punk im so punk
blink182fan10506: oh you can say that if you want
blink182fan10506: so wut bands do you like
Im Not OK: s. tasty is good
blink182fan10506: i like anti-flag blink 182 box car racer um green day coheed and cambria less than jake jimmy eat world nofx
blink182fan10506: are you there?
Im Not OK: sry a bird just bit my penis. and i hate birds cuz im liquid-j

 
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Old 07-26-2007, 03:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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AGAgymstar1: hey whos this>
AGAgymstar1: ?
Im Not OK: im me!!
AGAgymstar1: wut?
AGAgymstar1: o i get it
AGAgymstar1: haha good one'
AGAgymstar1: but seriously
Im Not OK: thnx! LOL
AGAgymstar1: do i lik no u?
AGAgymstar1: asl?
Im Not OK: i like..uhh dont know , man
Im Not OK: 16m jersey
AGAgymstar1: lol nice
AGAgymstar1: got ne pics?>
Im Not OK: just this one http://www.netphoria.addr.com/liquid-j.jpg
AGAgymstar1: nice
Im Not OK: thnx im hot right?
AGAgymstar1: of course
AGAgymstar1: lol
Im Not OK: i hate birds

 
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Old 07-26-2007, 03:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
 
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i tried so hard to be punk!!! and those guys never accepted me

f'ing birds

 
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Old 07-26-2007, 03:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years
blink182fan10506: youre not black are you
Im Not OK: http://www.netphoria.addr.com/liquid-j.jpg
blink182fan10506: you scare me
Im Not OK: no. i dont like those black people
blink182fan10506: me neither
cherish

 
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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haha, "wheres poland?"
"near jersey"

bahah.

It must be so much fun to fuck with these people.

 
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:38 AM   #6 (permalink)
u wan play spies
 
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this is the funniest random IM i ever got, and the part about me hating dope is only a minor funny bit

PWalt83: so youre in town for the summer

Mr Rhinoceros: yep

PWalt83: we should get together

Mr Rhinoceros: I don't even know your name.

PWalt83: erol

PWalt83: whats yours

Mr Rhinoceros: Brendan

PWalt83: thats a nice name

Mr Rhinoceros: I'm fond of it

PWalt83: are you takin summer school

Mr Rhinoceros: nope

PWalt83: i am wish i didnt have to thought

PWalt83: hey do you have any dope

Mr Rhinoceros: I don't even like it. Why would I have it?

PWalt83: just askin

PWalt83: do you like hangin out late night

Mr Rhinoceros: I know people in SA who can probably hook you up

PWalt83: lets go

Mr Rhinoceros: heh

PWalt83: you dont like that idea

PWalt83: do you want to come over

Mr Rhinoceros: and do what?

PWalt83: watch a movie

PWalt83: or play with my puppy

PWalt83: or drink a beer

PWalt83: or just chit chat

PWalt83: well what do you think

Mr Rhinoceros: I just met you

PWalt83: you havent met me yet

Mr Rhinoceros: exactly

PWalt83: how about we just hang out in youre front yard

Mr Rhinoceros: because it's kind of wierd.

PWalt83: it wont be wierd itll be fun

PWalt83: dont you think?
Mr Rhinoceros: not if there aren't any women involved.

PWalt83: wait aare you a dud

PWalt83: e

Mr Rhinoceros: you have to be kidding me

PWalt83: nope

Mr Rhinoceros: my name is fucking MR Rhinoceros.

Mr Rhinoceros: as in Mister

PWalt83: oh fuck

PWalt83: fuck u

Mr Rhinoceros: dickhead

 
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Old 07-26-2007, 10:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
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aww cherish!

 
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Old 07-26-2007, 12:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ARE YOU PUNK?

 
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Trotskilicious
PWalt83: wait aare you a dud

PWalt83: e

Mr Rhinoceros: you have to be kidding me

PWalt83: nope

Mr Rhinoceros: my name is fucking MR Rhinoceros.

Mr Rhinoceros: as in Mister

PWalt83: oh fuck

PWalt83: fuck u

Mr Rhinoceros: dickhead

hehhe

 
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
lol check out this guy
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years
AGAgymstar1: hey whos this>
AGAgymstar1: ?
Im Not OK: im me!!
AGAgymstar1: wut?
AGAgymstar1: o i get it
AGAgymstar1: haha good one'
AGAgymstar1: but seriously
Im Not OK: thnx! LOL
AGAgymstar1: do i lik no u?
AGAgymstar1: asl?
Im Not OK: i like..uhh dont know , man
Im Not OK: 16m jersey
AGAgymstar1: lol nice
AGAgymstar1: got ne pics?>
Im Not OK: just this one http://www.netphoria.addr.com/liquid-j.jpg
AGAgymstar1: nice
Im Not OK: thnx im hot right?
AGAgymstar1: of course
AGAgymstar1: lol
Im Not OK: i hate birds
i like turtles

 
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
Oi! Prick!
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Trotskilicious
this is the funniest random IM i ever got, and the part about me hating dope is only a minor funny bit

PWalt83: so youre in town for the summer

Mr Rhinoceros: yep

PWalt83: we should get together

Mr Rhinoceros: I don't even know your name.

PWalt83: erol

PWalt83: whats yours

Mr Rhinoceros: Brendan

PWalt83: thats a nice name

Mr Rhinoceros: I'm fond of it

PWalt83: are you takin summer school

Mr Rhinoceros: nope

PWalt83: i am wish i didnt have to thought

PWalt83: hey do you have any dope

Mr Rhinoceros: I don't even like it. Why would I have it?

PWalt83: just askin

PWalt83: do you like hangin out late night

Mr Rhinoceros: I know people in SA who can probably hook you up

PWalt83: lets go

Mr Rhinoceros: heh

PWalt83: you dont like that idea

PWalt83: do you want to come over

Mr Rhinoceros: and do what?

PWalt83: watch a movie

PWalt83: or play with my puppy

PWalt83: or drink a beer

PWalt83: or just chit chat

PWalt83: well what do you think

Mr Rhinoceros: I just met you

PWalt83: you havent met me yet

Mr Rhinoceros: exactly

PWalt83: how about we just hang out in youre front yard

Mr Rhinoceros: because it's kind of wierd.

PWalt83: it wont be wierd itll be fun

PWalt83: dont you think?
Mr Rhinoceros: not if there aren't any women involved.

PWalt83: wait aare you a dud

PWalt83: e

Mr Rhinoceros: you have to be kidding me

PWalt83: nope

Mr Rhinoceros: my name is fucking MR Rhinoceros.

Mr Rhinoceros: as in Mister

PWalt83: oh fuck

PWalt83: fuck u

Mr Rhinoceros: dickhead
That... Fucking ruled. I never read this threads because it almost always seems so unsatisfying to re-live someone else's "hilarious" moments on instant messenger. But that was just great.

 
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:44 PM   #12 (permalink)
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like how can you be that dumb? I told him my name was brendan. i don't know any girls named brendan, maybe he just thought i was a horrid typer like he was and i just added the n by mistake.

 
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i bet he was stroking it while talking to you too.

 
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